I'LL BETWE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A MILLION YEARS AND I'LL BETWE'LL BE TOGETHER FOR A MILLION MORE OOH, IT'S LIKEI STARTED BREATHIN' ON THE NIGHTWE KISSED AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY WITHOUT US? WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY WITHOUT US? AND THEREAIN'T NO NOTHIN' WE CAN'T LOVEEACH OTHER THROUGH OOH HOO WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY WITHOUT US? SHA LA LA LA DON'T BE SILLY, BARBARA.I TOLD YOU YESTERDAYHE'LL BE NO TROUBLE AT ALL. OK, I'LL SEE YOUSATURDAY. BYE-BYE. WHO WAS THAT? THAT'SMY COUSIN BARBARA. SHE AND DICKARE GOING OUT OFTOWN ON SATURDAY. THEY WANTED TO KNOWIF WE COULD BABY-SITFOR LITTLE KENNETH. WHY, ARE ALLTHE REFORM SCHOOLS CLOSEDFOR THE WEEKEND? STEVEN, HE'S A PERFECTLYWELL-BEHAVED LITTLE BOY. ELYSE, WE'RE TALKING ABOUTA KID WHO NEEDED A POLICEESCORT TO NURSERY SCHOOL. COME ON, STEVEN, IT WILLBE FUN. ALEX AND MALLORYWILL BE OUT OF TOWN. WE'LL HAVEPLENTY OF ROOM. ELYSE, I HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT WORKTO GET DONE ON SATURDAY, PLUS I'M PLANNING ON WATCHING THE BIGOHIO STATE-IOWA GAME. STEVEN,DON'T WORRY. JENNIFER AND IWILL KEEP HIMOUT OF YOUR WAY. I PROMISE. I JUST WISHYOU'D CONSULT ME ONTHESE THINGS FIRST. I WILL FROM NOW ON.I PROMISE. IT'S NOT FAIRTO IMPOSE ON ME. I MEAN,IT IS THE WEEKEND. YOU'REABSOLUTELY RIGHT. I'M WRONG. I'M SORRY, OK? OK. I HOPE I WASN'TTOO ROUGH ON YOU. I HOPE KENNETH FINDSSOMETHING IN HERE HE LIKES. THIS IS ALL I COULD FINDOUT OF ALEX'S OLD TOYS. HE USED TO HAVEA WHOLE CLOSET FULL. I THINKHE SOLD THE RESTTO AN ORPHANAGE. MOM, WILL YOU TALKTO ALEX, PLEASE? HE SAYS I CAN'T GOTO PRINCETON WITH HIMTHIS WEEKEND. NO, NO, NO.I DID NOT SAY THAT. ALL I SAID WAS THAT IFSHE INSISTS ON TAGGINGALONG TO VISIT JEFF, SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TOABIDE BY MY RULES. WHAT RULES? HE TOLD ME I HAD TO RIDEIN THE FREIGHT CAR. IT IS NOTA FREIGHT CAR. IT'SA BAGGAGE CAR. ALEX! LOOK, I WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLETO SET UP THIS INTERVIEWWITH THE DEAN OF ADMISSIONS. THIS INTERVIEW IS PIVOTALTO MY FUTURE AS A COLLEGIAN. IT IS NOT A VACATION JUNKETFOR YOUR PERSONAL AMUSEMENT. ALEX, WE UNDERSTAND HOWIMPORTANT THIS INTERVIEWIS TO YOU, BUT I THINK YOU OUGHTTO EASE UP ON YOUR RESTRICTIONSA LITTLE BIT. ALEX, I PROMISEI WILL NOT ANNOY YOUFOR THE ENTIRE WEEKEND. HOW CAN I BESO SURE OF THAT? YOU'VE NEVER GONETHAT LONG WITHOUTANNOYING ME BEFORE. I'VE NEVERTRIED BEFORE. LOOK, ALEX,I WON'T BOTHER YOU. YOU WON'T EVENKNOW I'M THERE. OK. WHAT SHOULDWE WEAR ON THE TRAIN?SOMETHING COLLEGIATE! [KNOCKING] YO, JEFF! WOW, 305--THIS IS THE PLACE. WOW! THIS IS GREAT! I LOVE COLLEGE. "ALEX, I'LL BE BACKABOUT 2:00. MAKE YOURSELFCOMFORTABLE. JEFF." ALEX, JEFF IS GOING TO BESO SURPRISED TO SEE ME. ARE WE GOING TOWAIT HERE FOR HIM? NO,ARE NOTGOING TO DO ANYTHING,MALLORY. I AM GOING TOGET SETTLED HERE, WALK AROUNDTHE CAMPUS, THEN GOTO MY INTERVIEW. I GOT TO GETMENTALLY PREPARED. I DON'T EVENWANT TO SEE YOU UNTIL AFTERTHE INTERVIEW ISOVER. IS THAT CLEAR? I SAW A POSTERFOR A DANCE TONIGHT. I WONDER IFJEFF WILL TAKE ME TO THAT.DO YOU THINK HE WILL? YOU'RE REALLYSTARTING TO GET ONMY NERVES, MALLORY. I BROUGHT A NICE DRESSWITH ME JUST IN CASE. OH, ALEX!THIS IS SO EXCITING! MALLORY... LISTEN, MALLORY. I WOULD VERY MUCHLIKE TO BE ALONERIGHT NOW, OK? WHY DON'T YOUGO DOWNSTAIRS? FIND WHAT ROOMYOU'RE GOINGTO BE IN. GET YOURSELF SETTLED. I SHOULD BE GONEBY THE TIMEYOU GET BACK. MALLORY... PLEASE,I BEG OF YOU. GO AWAY. OK, I'LL GO. OH, LISTEN, IF JEFFCOMES BACK, DON'TTELL HIM I'M HERE. I WANT TOSURPRISE HIM. HOW'S IT GOING? UH...FINE. WHERE'S, UH...YOU KNOW... THE LITTLE PRINCE? KENNETH IS OUTSIDEPLAYING QUIETLY WITH JENNIFER, JUST WHERE HE'S BEENSINCE HE FIRST GOT HERE. OK, DON'T RUB IT IN.HE'S BEHAVING VERY WELL. I'M SORRY I OVERREACTEDTHE OTHER DAY. I GUESS THE MEMORYOF KENNETH'S LAST VISIT WAS STILL FRESHIN MY MIND. STEVEN, KENNETH'S LAST VISITWAS UNEVENTFUL. THE FIRE DEPARTMENTDIDN'T THINK SO. RELAX,GET YOUR WORK DONE. PRETTY SOON YOU'LL JUSTFORGET HE'S EVEN AROUND. [ZAP] AH! GOTCHA! WHAT HAPPENED? KENNETH SHOT ME. WHAT? HE WAS PLAYING, ANDHE SNUCK UP ON ME, AND HE ZAPPED MEWITH A TOY SPACE GUN! OH, HONEY.SHOULD I TAKE YOUTO THE PRETEND HOSPITAL? MOM, CAN WE GO NOW? GO WHERE? DON'TYOU REMEMBER? TODAY'S MOTHER'S DAYAT MY BALLET SCHOOL.ALL THE MOTHERS WILL BE THERE. DON'T GO! I MEAN, UH... CAN'T YOU GOSOME OTHER TIME?TOMORROW? I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT,BUT I PROMISED HER, HONEY.I HAVE TO GO. I'LL GO GETMY STUFF. WELL, IF YOU MUST GO,WOULD YOU PLEASE TAKEKENNETH WITH YOU? WHAT WOULD KENNETH DOAT A BALLET CLASS? THE SAME THINGHE DOES HERE-- CAUSE MISERYAND HUMAN SUFFERING. THAT'S ENOUGH, STEVEN. YOU ARE OVERREACTINGTO THE WHOLE SITUATION. OK, YOU'RE RIGHT.I'M SORRY. LET'S GO, MOM. OK, I'LL SEE YOUIN A LITTLEWHILE, HONEY. LET'S HOPE. BYE, DAD. BYE, HONEY. KENNETH! HI,COUSIN ELYSE. KENNETH, I HAVETO TAKE JENNIFERTO BALLET CLASS. YOU PLAY NICELYWHILE I'M GONE? DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I'LL BE FINE HEREWITH GOOD OLD COUSIN STEVEN. GOOD-BYE. BYE. COUSIN STEVEN? YES, KENNETH? I'M SORRY FOR SCARING YOUWITH THE SPACE GUN. I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY,KENNETH. I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOTOF WORK TO DO, SO I WON'TBOTHER YOU ANYMORE, OK? THANK YOU.I APPRECIATE IT. I'LL GO OUTSIDE AND PLAYWITH SOME OF THOSE TOYS. MAYBE WHENI'M DONE HERE, I'LL COME OUT,AND WE CAN TOSSTHE SOFTBALL AROUND. HOW DOES THAT SOUND? GREAT!I'LL GO WARM UP!SEE YOU LATER! I SWEAR... YUM DUM DUM BUM BUM BUM BUM TAKE ME OUTTO THE CROWD BUY ME SOME PEANUTS-- [CRASH] AND CRACKER JACKS... ALEX! HEY, JEFF!HOW YOU DOING,BUDDY? GOOD TO SEE YOU! GREAT TO SEE YOU! TRY TO STAY OFFMY ROOMMATE'S SIDE. THINGS CAN GETA LITTLE DANGEROUSOVER THERE. YEAH. UH-HUH. SO... WHEN'S YOUR INTERVIEW? HALF AN HOUR. I'M SO EXCITED. WHO'S IT WITH? ONE OF THE DEANS. DEAN MEMMINGER. MEMMINGER? ALEX, HE'S TOUGH. WHAT DOYOU MEAN TOUGH? WELL, HE'SFROM THE OLD SCHOOL,LIKES THE OLD VALUES. HE WASN'T HAPPYWHEN THE SCHOOL WENT COED. HE THINKS GIRLS INTERFEREWITH THE MANLY PURSUITOF HIGHER EDUCATION. SO DO I. LISTEN, JEFF, I WASGOING TO TAKE A LITTLEWALK AROUND THE OLD CAMPUS BEFORE MY INTERVIEW.YOU WANT TO COME? I CAN'T.I'VE GOT A FRIEND COMINGOVER IN A FEW MINUTES. OK. WELL,I'LL SEE YOU LATER. GOOD LUCK. THANKS. [KNOCK ON DOOR] HI. HI. DID YOUR FRIEND ALEXGET HERE? YEAH. HE JUSTWENT OFF TO HAVE HIS... INTERVIEW. HAVE YOUTOLD HIS SISTERABOUT ME YET? NOT YET. I FEEL FUNNYDOING IT IN A LETTER. I'M GOING TO WAIT TILLTHE NEXT TIME I GO BACK HOMESO I CAN TELL HER IN PERSON. GOOD. JEFF? MALLORY! WHAT ARE YOUDOING HERE? I CAME UP WITH ALEX... TO SURPRISE YOU. WELL, IT WORKED! SO I REALLY THINK I'MTOP PRINCETON MATERIAL. MY OVERALL G.P.A.IS 3.9874, AND I SCORED INTHE TOP 3% NATIONWIDEON THE S.A.T.s. I WAS ALSO EDITOR OFTHE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER, AND I LETTERED IN SOCCERFOR THE PAST 3 YEARS. THAT'SVERY IMPRESSIVE. YOU CERTAINLY SEEMLIKE PRINCETONMATERIAL TO ME. WELL, UH, THANK YOU. WELL, TAKE CARE. MR. KEATON? YES, SIR. THAT'S ME. KEATON, ALEX P. DEAN MEMMINGER,NO MIDDLE INITIAL. WELL, THAT'SNOT YOUR FAULT, SIR. I MEAN, HELLO! IT'S A PLEASURETO MEET YOU, SIR. I'M NOT QUITEREADY FOR YOU YET. BE RIGHT BACK. ALLOW ME, SIR. PLEASE WAIT INSIDEMY OFFICE. I'LL JOINYOU IN A FEW MINUTES. YES, SIR. I'LL JUST WAIT INSIDE YOUROFFICE THEN, SIR. YOU'LL BE BACKIN A FEW MINUTES. SO FAR, SO GOOD. WHOA. YES, DEAN MEMMINGER. I CERTAINLY DOWANT TO ATTEND PRINCETON. I HAVE ALWAYS HADA CERTAIN... OH, SHALL WE SAY LUST... NO, NOT LUST. AN ADMIRATIONFOR THE IVY LEAGUE. ALEX! MALLORY, WHATARE YOU DOING HERE? UM, UM, I SAW JEFF-- WHAT ABOUT JEFF? I SAW JEFFAND, AND, AND THE DESK,UH, KISSING. JEFF WASKISSING THE DESK? NO, HE WAS LEANINGAGAINST THE DESK. HE WAS, UM... HE WAS KISSING, UM...A GIRL. OH, BOY. I WANT TO GO HOME. LET'S GO HOME,OK, ALEX? MALLORY,ARE YOU CRAZY? I GOTMY INTERVIEW NOW! MALLORY, I'VEGOT TO TALK TO YOU! GO AWAY, JEFF!I DON'T WANT TOSEE YOU! LET ME EXPLAIN! MALLORY, LET HIM EXPLAIN. JEFF, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE HEROUT FOR DINNER. HERE'S ACOUPLE OF BUCKS. MALLORY, I HAD EVERY INTENTIONOF TELLING YOU ABOUT SANDY. SANDY!DID YOU HEAR THAT,ALEX? HER NAME'S SANDY! HERE'SSOME MORE MONEY. TAKE SANDYWITH YOU. I'M SORRY YOU HADTO FIND OUT LIKE THIS, BUT DON'T FORGET WE DID AGREETO SEE OTHER PEOPLE. SAY, THAT'S RIGHT. WELL,I GUESS THIS IS SETTLED, HUH? JUST GO AWAY, OK, JEFF,'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TOTALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE. MALLORY! JEFF. ALEX! AHEM! HAS THERE BEEN A COUP? WELL, HELLO,DEAN MEMMINGER. I WAS JUSTWISHING ALEX GOOD LUCK. I THINK YOU'LLREALLY LIKE HIM. HE'S A SWELL KID. WELL, THAT'S GOODENOUGH FOR ME. CONGRATULATIONS. WELCOME TO PRINCETON. WE'LL TALK LATER,MALLORY. WELL, SO LONG. AND WHO IS THIS? HI. SHE WAS JUST LEAVING. I WANT TO GO HOMERIGHT NOW, OK, ALEX? MALLORY, PLEASE BEREASONABLE, OK? JUST WAIT OUTSIDE.I'LL BE DONE HEREIN A FEW MINUTES. OK.I'LL WAIT OUT HERE. GOOD. AND TRY TO KEEPYOUR MIND OFF JEFF. [CRYING] OK. I'M READY. ARE YOU SURE? YES, SIR. THIS INTERVIEW HAS NOTGOT OFF TO A GOOD START,MR. KEATON. IF THERE IS ANY FURTHERINTERRUPTIONS, I MAY HAVETO HOLD IT AGAINST YOU. YES, SIR.I'D DO THE SAME THINGIF I WERE IN YOUR SHOES. BY THE WAY, DID I TELL YOU HOWMUCH I LIKED YOUR SHOES? SIT DOWN,MR. KEATON, PLEASE. YES, SIR. I MUST SAY,I'M VERY IMPRESSEDWITH YOUR APPLICATION. VERY IMPRESSED, INDEED. I CAN ALWAYS SPOTSINCERITY AND COMMITMENTIN AN APPLICATION. WELL, THANK YOU, SIR.I TRIED TO THROW A LOTOF BOTH IN THERE. DEAN MEMMINGER,AS YOU COULD PROBABLY TELL, I REGARD PRINCETONAS PERHAPS THE FINEST-- [SOBBING] EDUCATIONAL IN-- [SOBBING] EVER SINCEI WAS A YOUNG LAD OF ABOUT, OH,I DON'T KNOW, SIX OREIGHT MONTHS OF AGE-- [TELEPHONE RINGS] EXCUSE ME. HELLO. IT'S FOR YOU. THANK YOU. HELLO. MALLORY,WOULD YOU PLEASE-- LOOK! I KNOW YOU WANT TOGO HOME RIGHT NOW, BUT I CAN'T! NOW, MALLORY,DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME. NO, DON'T LEAVETHE BUILDING. I REPEAT, DO NOTLEAVE THE BUILDING! DO YOU THINKSHE'LL CALL AGAIN? NO. NO, THAT'S IT. FINE. THEN WE CAN GETON WITH THIS INTERVIEW. PLEASE. ALRIGHT, MR. KEATON, COULD YOUTELL ME WHAT UNIQUEQUALITIES YOU POSSESS WHICH MIGHT ENRICHTHE PRINCETON COMMUNITY. WELL, SIR, I'M GLADYOU ASKED THAT. HOW MUCH TIMEHAVE YOU GOT? HA! [COUGHS] WELL, SIR, AT THE RISKOF SOUNDING IMMODEST, YOU SEE BEFORE YOUA YOUNG MAN WITHOUT A FLAW. UNLESS, OF COURSE,YOU FIND ME IMMODEST, IN WHICH CASE,I HAVE ONE FLAW. I SEE THATYOU'RE VERY INVOLVED IN EXTRACURRICULARACTIVITIES. OH, YES, SIR.YOU SEE CORRECTLY. AS A MATTER OF FACT, IF IMAY SPEAK EXTRACURRICULARLYFOR A MOMENT-- IF YOU CAN, PLEASE DO. WELL, SIR, I, UH... [SOBBING] SHE'S LEAVING. HUH? JUST A SECOND. MALLORY, COME BACK HEREWILL YOU?! WHAT ISGOING ON HERE? DEAN MEMMINGER,IS THERE ANY POSSIBILITY OF RESCHEDULING THISINTERVIEW? MAYBE LATERTODAY OR TOMORROW? THERE'LL BE NO RESCHEDULINGOF THIS INTERVIEW. I'M SORRYTO HEAR THAT, SIR, BECAUSE I REALLYHAVE TO GO. WHAT? LOOK. THAT'SMY SISTER OUT THERE. SHE CAME UPTO PRINCETON WITH METO SURPRISE HER BOYFRIEND, AND SHE SAW HIMWITH ANOTHER GIRL. SHE'S VERY UPSET, AND I SHOULD PROBABLYGO TALK TO HER BECAUSEI AM HER BROTHER. SO, I GOT TO GO. SIR, I HOPE MY RECORDCAN STAND ON ITS OWN BECAUSE I REALLY DOWANT TO ATTEND PRINCETON. I LOVE THIS PLACE. I LOVE EVERYTHINGABOUT IT. I HAVE IVY GROWINGON MY BEDROOM WALLS. GO TIGERS! BEAT YALE! I MEAN THAT. THE BUCKEYES CALL TIME-OUT. 12 SECONDS LEFT IN THE GAME. IT'S A LONG SHOT, FOLKS, BUT THEY'RE STILL IN THIS ONE. I'M BORED,COUSIN STEVEN. WHEN'SJENNIFER GETTING BACK? VERY SOON. ISN'T THERE SOMETHINGYOU CAN DOUNTIL SHE GETS BACK? LIKE WHAT? WHAT HAVE YOU BEENDOING UP TILL NOW? BURNING ANTSWITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS. SO KEEP DOING THAT! CAN I GO THROUGHYOUR DRAWERSAND CLOSETS AGAIN? NO, I'D REALLY RATHER YOU-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,AGAIN? TEAMS RETAKE THE FIELD FOR WHAT WELL COULD BE THE FINAL PLAY OF THE GAME. THE BUCKEYES ARE DOWN 16 TO 12. OH, CAN I WATCH DIPPY DOG? KENNETH, NO. KENNETH...PLEASE. THIS IS THE LAST PLAYOF THE GAME. I BET I COULDGET PICTURE TOCOME IN BETTER. KENNETH, IT'S FINE! FINE, REALLY. THE BUCKEYES LINE UP IN THE POWER I FORMATION. STOPWOOD CALLS THE SIGNALS. KENNETH! STOPWOOD FADES TO PASS. HE'S IN TROUBLE. HE LATERALS TO SOBRENKO. I'M GONNA BE OVER HERE! SOBRENKO'S AT THE 40! HE BREAKS A TACKLE! AT THE 30! THE 20! HE'S GOT ONE MORE MAN TO BEAT! GO, GO, GO! NOT YOU, KENNETH! OOPS. HEY, I GOT YOUSOMETHING TO EAT. OH, THANKS,I'M NOT HUNGRY. HOW ARE YOU FEELING? I WANT TO DIE. I GUESS YOU'RE NOTUP FOR A GAME OFGIN RUMMY THEN, HUH? WHAT A WEEKEND. I RUINED YOUR INTERVIEW,I LOST MY BOYFRIEND, I MADE A COMPLETE FOOLOF MYSELF IN THE PROCESS. NEVER BEFORE HAVEI ACTED SO STUPIDLYAND SO SELFISHLY. COME ON, MALLORY. SURE YOU HAVE. I'M KIDDING. I'M JUSTKIDDING. COME ON,CHEER UP, WILL YOU? SO, UH... HOW DID YOU AND JEFFLEAVE THINGS? WELL, THERE WASN'TA WHOLE LOT WE COULDSAY TO EACH OTHER. I MEAN, WE DID AGREETO SEE OTHER PEOPLE. IT WAS STUPIDOF ME TO GO UP THERETHIS WEEKEND. WHY DIDN'TYOU TRY TO STOP ME? WHAT? KIDDING.I'M JUST KIDDING. IT'S GOOD THATYOU CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT. DESPAIR DOES FUNNY THINGSTO A WOMAN. LISTEN, UH... MALLORY... YOU LOSTA BOYFRIEND TODAY, A GOOD ONE, AND I KNOWYOU'RE UPSET, BUT LET METELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU'RE A VERYSPECIAL PERSON. YOU GOTA GOOD HEART, YOU GOT A GOODSENSE OF HUMOR, YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE, AND, UH...YOU'RE A LOT SMARTER THAN I USUALLYGIVE YOU CREDIT FOR. SO, UH...DON'TYOU WORRY, MALLORY. THERE AREA LOT OF GUYSOUT THERE WHO'D CONSIDERTHEMSELVES LUCKY TO EVEN MEETSOMEONE LIKE YOU. IT'S TRUE, MALLORY. I DON'T KNOWWHAT IN THE WORLD JUST POSSESSED METO SAY ALL THAT, BUT, UH...IT IS TRUE. ALEX, I DON'TUNDERSTAND IT. I MEAN, I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE NOTANGRY WITH ME AFTER WHATI DID TO YOU TODAY. MALLORY, WHAT WOULD BETHE POINT IN GETTINGANGRY AT YOU NOW? YOU WERE BROKEN-HEARTED.YOU WERE INA WEAKENED STATE. I'LL WAIT TILL YOUFEEL BETTER. THEN I'LLREALLY LET YOU HAVE IT. NO, I'M SERIOUS, ALEX. I RUINED YOURCOLLEGE INTERVIEW. I MEAN, I PRACTICALLYDESTROYED YOUR CHANCES OFGETTING INTO PRINCETON. WHAT I DID TODAY MAYHAVE DAMAGED THE COURSEOF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. BECAUSE OF ME! MALLORY, LISTEN,I'M NOT ANGRY NOW. BUT IF YOU KEEP THIS UP,I'M GOING TO THROWYOU OFF THE TRAIN. BUT IT'S TRUE. I DON'T UNDERSTANDIT MYSELF. ALL I KNOW IS WHENI WAS UP THERE INDEAN MEMMINGER'S OFFICE, AND I SAW YOUWANDERING ACROSS THE CAMPUSDELIRIOUS WITH GRIEF, IT REALLY GOT TO ME. ALL OF A SUDDEN, GETTING INTO PRINCETONDIDN'T SEEM AS IMPORTANT AS HELPING YOU OUT. I THINKYOU'RE CHANGING, ALEX. YOU MAY BE RIGHT,MALLORY. I REALLY LEARNED A LOTABOUT MYSELF TODAY. WHAT? I ALWAYS THOUGHTTHAT I KNEW MYSELF,YOU KNOW, WHAT I WANTED,HOW I WANTED TO GET IT, BUT APPARENTLY,I WAS WRONG. I AM JUST GOING TO HAVE TOFACE THE COLD, HARD TRUTH THAT UNDERNEATH IT ALL,LIKE IT OR NOT, I'M JUSTA HELLUVA NICE GUY. SHUT UPAND DEAL THE CARDS. ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUTA GAME OF HEARTS? ALEX. OLD MAID?