* I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER
* FOR A MILLION YEARS
* AND I BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER
* FOR A MILLION MORE
* OH, IT'S LIKE I STARTED BREATHING *
* ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED
* AND I CAN'T REMEMBER
* WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE
* WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY
* WITHOUT US
* WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY
* WITHOUT US
* AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHING
* WE CAN'T LOVE EACH OTHER THROUGH *
* WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY
* WITHOUT US
* SHA LA LA LA
THE PRINCE TOOK CINDERELLA FOR HIS BRIDE,
AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
IN THE PRINCE'S CASTLE.
ALEX SAID THE PRINCE WAS SILLY.
CINDERELLA HAD NO MONEY.
ALEX SAYS A LOT THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO WHEN ALEX STARTS TO TALK?
GOOD BOY.
ELYSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK
LOOKS BETTER WITH WHAT I'M WEARING?
THIS OR, UH...
THIS?
I THINK I'D HAVE TO SEE THEM ON.
THAT'S A FASHION PROJECT FOR MY SALES AND MARKETING CLASS.
THEY WERE IN MY CLOSET.
I ASSUMED THEY WERE MINE.
I NEED EXTRA CLOSET SPACE FOR THIS PROJECT.
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF I MOVED YOUR STUFF AROUND.
WHY ME?
IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO USE MOM OR JEN'S CLOSET
'CAUSE THEY'RE GIRLS.
ANDY'S STILL IN HIS FORMATIVE WARDROBE YEARS.
ALEX CHARGES TOO MUCH RENT FOR HIS CLOSET.
THAT LEFT YOU.
YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHOICE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER.
YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO LOOK GOOD.
YOU'VE REACHED THAT AGE.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR CLOSET, MALLORY?
MY CLOSET, DAD?
HA HA HA HA.
DAD, YOU'RE SO FUNNY!
COME ON, ELYSE. WE ALWAYS SAY
WE SHOULD SUPPORT MALLORY IN SCHOOL.
IT'S JUST A MINOR INCONVENIENCE.
IT'LL BE GOOD FOR ME TO EXPERIENCE NEW CLOSETS.
SORRY I MISSED DINNER.
MY COMMITTEE MEETING RAN LATE.
WHAT COMMITTEE WAS THAT?
STUDENTS FOR WEAPONS IN SPACE?
THE ENTERTAINMENT COMMITTEEE
FOR HOMECOMING WEEKEND.
THIS WHOLE THING'S UNRAVELING.
WE GOT A LOT OF GOOD ACTIVITIES PLANNED.
WE GOT BOBBING FOR MONEY.
WE'VE GOT THE "GUESS YOUR CLASSMATES INCOME" BOOTH.
SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE.
YEAH.
BUT THE BAND WE BOOKED
BACKED OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE.
DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER THE GROUP
AT ANDY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?
HUMPTY AND THE DUMPTIES?
ELYSE, WE HAVE TO GO.
WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
SEE YOU LATER.
REALLY LOOKING FOR A BAND, HUH?
YEAH. GOT ANY SUGGESTIONS?
WHAT ABOUT MY BAND-- THE PERMANENT WAVES?
HA HA!
NO. NO, THANKS.
COME ON, ALEX. WHY NOT?
I'M SURE IT FALLS IN THE FINE TRADITION
OF THE OTHER ABSURD MUSICAL GROUPS
YOU'VE BEEN INVOLVED WITH--
KEATON AND THE KAZOOS,
THE NEW KEATON MINSTRELS,
KEATON AND GARFUNKEL.
THE PERMANENT WAVES ARE DIFFERENT.
YEAH. I'LL BET.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?
IF YOU DON'T LIKE US, DON'T USE US.
EVEN IF I LET YOU AUDITION,
YOU'LL BE TREATED LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
BEING MY SISTER WILL BE ABSOLUTELY NO ADVANTAGE.
OH, AND WHAT A PLUS IT'S BEEN SO FAR.
AH HA HA HO!
OH. MY. HEY! HEY, HEY!
LEY'S HEAR IT FOR MITCH ZIAUKUS AND THE POLKA BOYS!
GOOD JOB!
GREAT! THANKS A LOT.
HEY. WE GOT OUR BAND.
THANKS A LOT EVERYBODY.
WE'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
MAKE IT QUICK, OK?
COME ON, GUYS.
THAT'S MY KID SISTER.
I'M SORRY. I PROMISED.
SKIPPY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I'M WITH THE BAND.
WHAT INSTRUMENT DO YOU PLAY?
MY ROLE'S MORE IMPORTANT--
BAND ADVISOR.
IF YOU DON'T GET THAT UP HERE, YOU'RE FIRED.
HERE YOU ARE.
* THE FIRST TIME I LOOKED AT YOU *
* I COULD SEE YOU SEARCHING *
* FOR SOMEBODY SPECIAL
* SPELLBOUND
* I DIDN'T MIND YOU TAKING MY HEART *
* OH, NO
* I WAS JUST A LITTLE SHY *
* WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME *
* TO TAKE YOUR HAND
* AND WHISPER IN YOUR EAR *
* HOLD ME
* I'M YOUR DREAM COME TRUE *
* YOUR PERFECT GIRL
* I KNOW YOU WANT TO HOLD *
* THIS DREAM COME TRUE
* YOUR PERFECT GIRL
* HOLD ME
* I'M YOUR DREAM COME TRUE *
* YOUR PERFECT GIRL
* I KNOW YOU WANT TO HOLD ME--*
OH, ALEX. THEY ARE FANTASTIC.
I ADMIT THEY GOT TALENT,
BUT TAKE IT EASY.
THEY'RE NOT THE POLKA BOYS.
THEY'RE WHAT WE NEED.
THEY'RE GREAT!
ALEX, WHAT DID YOU THINK?
WELL, YOU'RE RAW, YOU'RE GREEN.
BUT THERE'S A GLIMMER OF SOMETHING UNDER THERE.
YOU'VE GOT TALENT.
YOU REALLY THINK SO?
YEAH, JEN. I THINK WITH THE PROPER GUIDANCE,
CAREER MANAGEMENT, PROMOTION...
PLEASE DON'T, ALEX.
WE'RE JUST TEEN-AGERS TRYING TO GET THROUGH PUBERTY.
HEY, GIRLS, NICE. NICE. SOUNDS GREAT.
GOOD STAGE PRESENCE, TOO.
THANKS. THANKS.
ONLY ONE THING'S MISSING,
ONE PIECE FROM THE PUZZLE,
ONE STEP BETWEEN YOU AND SUCCESS.
DON'T ASK HIM WHAT THAT IS.
WHAT IS IT?
UH...ME.
WE SHOULD LEAVE NOW TO BEAT THE CROWDS.
WHERE'S YOUR FATHER?
HE'S NOT READY YET.
LET'S GO NOW AND TAKE DADDY TO THE ZOO TOMORROW.
I MOVED HIS CLOTHES AROUND,
SO HE'S HAVING A HARD TIME FINDING THEM.
I HAD TO DRAW HIM A MAP.
MALLORY, I WANT TO HELP YOU OUT HERE.
I WANT TO BE A GOOD FATHER.
I KNOW IT'S FOR SCH0OL,
AND IT'S IMPORTANT FOR YOU,
BUT IT'S ALSO WINTER IN OHIO,
AND I'D LIKE A LITTLE MORE INSULATION.
WE WENT OVER THIS.
CLOTHES WORN ABOVE THE WAIST
ARE IN THE HALL CLOSET.
OK. THAT'S CONVENIENT.
WHAT ABOUT CLOTHES WORN BELOW THE BELT?
I HAVEN'T FOUND A PLACE.
DO YOU HAVE A TARGET DATE ON THAT?
TEMPORARILY, THEY'RE IN ANDY'S TOY CHEST,
BUT I'M NOT HAPPY WITH THAT.
THOSE WERE DADDY'S PANTS?
YES.
EXCUSE ME.
ANDY!
JENNIFER AND THE BAND DOWN YET?
NO. THEY'RE STILL UPSTAIRS. WHY?
AS MANAGER, I HAVE TO KNOW
WHERE THEY ARE EVERY MOMENT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY CHOSE YOU AS THEIR MANAGER.
THEY DID, AND I HAVE THEIR CAREERS PLANNED
FROM NOW UNTIL SOCIAL SECURITY.
WHEN THEY SIGNED TO HIRE ME AS MANAGER,
THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE GETTING INTO.
AND STILL THEY SIGNED.
THEY DID. TAKE A LOOK.
ALEX, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE MAKING MONEY.
YOU'D SAY THAT ABOUT YOUR SON?
WHAT'S THIS ON LINE FIVE?
THAT'S MY AGENT'S FEE.
LINES SIX, SEVEN, AND EIGHT?
THAT'S MY MANAGER'S FEE,
FINDER'S FEE, AND KEEPER'S FEE.
LINE 10?
THAT'S MY FEE FEE.
ALEX?
HEY! HEY, YOU LOOK TERRIFIC!
WE LOOK LIKE A BRIDAL PARTY.
ALEX, WHAT IS THIS?
THIS IS PART OF THE BOLD, NEW COMMERCIAL IMAGE
I'M CREATING FOR THE BAND.
OH, LOOK. IT'S THE ANDREWS SISTERS.
I THINK THE BAND NEEDS A NEW NAME.
PERMANENT WAVES JUST DOESN'T STICK IN THE BRAIN.
WE NEED SOMETHING MORE CONTEMPORARY.
THE LEG WARMERS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
THE SWINGING CORPORATE RAIDERS.
OH, ALEX!
WASN'T THAT THE ORIGINAL NAME OF THE SUPREMES?
COME ON.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
I GOT IT!
HEY, SKIPPY. COME ON IN.
SO, YOU GOT EVERYTHING?
I'VE GOT THE GUITARS, AMPS, SOUND EQUIPMENT, AND A HERNIA.
YEAH. THAT'S EVERYTHING.
GIRLS, THERE'S A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
WE'LL GO OVER THE NEW STAGE SHOW, THE NEW MUSIC.
WE DON'T LIKE THE NEW MUSIC.
THEY'RE ALL SHOW TUNES, ALEX.
WHEN YOU'RE OUT ON TOUR,
THERE WILL BE IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THAT AUDIENCE.
I MEAN OLDER PEOPLE--
PEOPLE WHO WANT SOME ENTERTAINMENT FOR THEIR DOLLAR.
I'M NOT SINGING
WHY CAN'T A WOMAN BE MORE LIKE A MAN?
LET'S GO OVER ONE OF THE OTHER TUNES.
LET'S DO THE ONE WE DID LAST NIGHT.
OK, LET'S GO. IN THE KEY OF "C."
WHERE IS IT?
[PLAYS NOTE]
OK, WITH THE HEAD BOBS.
* BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM *
* BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
* MR. SANDMAN
YES?
* BRING ME A DREAM
* MAKE HIM THE CUTEST THAT I'VE EVER SEEN *
LET'S SEE THAT POUT, ASHLEY.
GOOD. OK.
COME ON! TEETH, BROOKE, TEETH!
THERE YOU GO!
JENNIFER, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU EITHER, ALEX.
KITTEN'S GOT IT!
THE REST OF YOU, WATCH ME!
OK! KITTEN, HANDS!
OK!
ALL RIGHT! BEDDY-BYE!
OK. NOW, COME ON, GIRLS!
I'LL WEAR MY BLUE SUIT.
DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE IT IS?
CHECK THE FRONT PORCH.
OH.
HE'S REALLY A WONDERFUL MAN.
GIRLS, YOU TOOK FOREVER.
OUR TRAIN LEAVES IN 30 MINUTES.
THOSE DRESSES DON'T PACK EASILY.
THESE ARE YOUR TRAIN TICKETS.
OH, NOT THAT ONE.
HOW COME YOURS SAID FIRST CLASS AND OURS DIDN'T?
WELL, JEN, IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME
TO MAINTAIN A CERTAIN IMAGE.
PEOPLE SEE THE...
PEOPLE SEE THE MANAGER RIDING IN FIRST CLASS,
THEY FIGURE IT'S A FIRST-CLASS BAND.
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THEY SEE THE BAND IN COACH?
THEY THINK YOU'RE REAL PEOPLE.
YOU SAID HE WAS SMOOTH.
OK, LADIES. COME HERE.
HUDDLE. HUDDLE.
THIS IS AN HISTORIC MOMENT.
WE'RE LEAVING FOR OUR FIRST GIG.
THE SWINGING CORPORATE RAIDERS,
WHICH BEGAN AS A GLIMMER IN MY EYE,
IS NOW A REALITY.
TONIGHT, TOLEDO.
TOMORROW...TOLEDO.
MONDAY, BACK TO SCHOOL. LET'S GO.
* BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM *
* BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
* MR. SANDMAN
* BRING ME A DREAM
* MAKE HIM THE CUTEST THAT I'VE EVER SEEN *
* GIVE HIM THE WORD THAT I'M NOT A ROVER *
* AND TELL HIM THAT MY LONESOME NIGHTS ARE OVER *
* SANDMAN
* I'M SO ALONE
* DON'T HAVE NOBODY TO CALL MY OWN *
* PLEASE, TURN ON YOUR MAGIC BEAM *
* MR. SANDMAN, BRING ME A DREAM *
JENNIFER'S STILL NOT READY!
SHE'S UPSTAIRS WITH THE GIRLS.
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT US MANAGERS GO THROUGH.
TONIGHT IS THE BIGGEST NIGHT OF OUR CAREERS.
I'M THINKING OF MY BLUE BLAZER FOR THE DANCE.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
DAD, COME IN AFTER YOU GET DRESSED.
I'VE GOT SOME EXCITING NEWS.
WHAT'S THE NEWS, YOU FOUND MY SOCKS?
NO. I GOT AN "A" ON MY FASHION PROJECT.
THAT'S TERRIFIC!
THAT'S WONDERFUL, HONEY.
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT YOU.
I GET MY CLOSETS BACK NOW.
NOT REALLY.
I'M TAKING THE ADVANCED CLASS.
I'M JUST KIDDING!
YOU'LL HAVE THEM BACK SOON.
THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION.
MALLORY GOT AN "A."
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
YOU HELPED HER, TOO.
I GOT USED TO DRESSING CLOSE TO NATURE.
WITH THE WEATHER WARMING UP...
ALEX, THERE ARE PROBLEMS DEVELOPING.
WHAT PROBLEMS? WE'RE A HIT.
THIS IS THE BIGGEST GIG OF OUR LIVES.
WE WANT TO PLAY OUR OWN MUSIC.
WE LOOK LIKE WE'RE RAISING MONEY FOR WAR BONDS.
I SEE.
WE'RE NOT HAVING ANY FUN.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN.
YOU'RE KIDS.
THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE.
YOU'LL HAVE FUN WHEN YOU RETIRE.
WE APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU'VE TRIED TO DO FOR US,
BUT IT'S ENOUGH.
FINE. GOOD. HEY.
I SEE. I GOT IT.
FINE. FINE.
DON'T POUT, ALEX.
I WORK. I SWEAT.
I LABOR FOR HOURS.
I WORRY ABOUT THIS BAND.
I MAKE ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS.
WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN?
80%.
85%.
READ YOUR CONTRACT.
IT'S NOT WORKING, ALEX.
NOT WORKING?
YOU GUYS ARE A SMASH.
DIDN'T THEY LOVE YOU AT THE CLEVELAND STATE PENITENTIARY?
ALEX, THOSE GUYS HADN'T BEEN OUT IN 30 YEARS.
THEY THOUGHT WE WERE THE ANDREWS SISTERS.
THERE ARE BOUND TO BE BUMPS AND BRUISES.
YOU'RE JUST STARTING OUT.
EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT.
TRUST ME. YOU WON'T BE SORRY.
I'M ALREADY SORRY.
IT'S JUST A QUESTION OF HOW MUCH.
ENJOYING YOURSELF?
IT'S WONDERFUL. WE HAVEN'T POLKAED IN YEARS.
THE POLKA BOYS REALLY WHIP A CROWD INTO A FRENZY.
SEVERAL PEOPLE WERE TRAMPLED TO DEATH
AT THEIR LAST CONCERT.
MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
IT WILL BE NICE
NOT TO HAVE YOUR FATHER DANCING ON MY FEET.
WELL, GIRLS, THIS IS IT.
LELAND SYMPHONY AUDITORIUM,
OUR BIGGEST GIG YET.
GOOD LUCK.
THEY FEEL LIKE YOU'RE FORCING THEM INTO THIS.
I'VE EXPLAINED THIS A MILLION TIMES.
YOU NEED A GIMMICK,
SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR THE AUDIENCE TO REMEMBER YOU BY.
NOW WHAT'S YOUR GIMMICK?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT CANNOT BE DUPLICATED?
MY BROTHER.
OK.
HEY. TANK YOU, TANK YOU, TANK YOU.
OK.
THIS NEXT ACT
IS REALLY GOING TO KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE WELCOME...
THE SWINGING CORPORATE RAIDERS.
* BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM *
* BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
* MR. SANDMAN
YES?
* BRING ME A DREAM
* MAKE HIM THE CUTEST THAT I'VE EVER SEEN *
* GIVE HIM THE WORD THAT I'M NOT A ROVER *
* THEN TELL HIM THAT MY LONESOME NIGHTS ARE OVER *
* MR. SANDMAN...
I CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH THIS.
NO.
UM...
* MR. SANDMAN, BRING ME A DREAM *
* MAKE HIM CUTEST I'VE EVER SEEN *
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M NOT SINGING. IT'S NO USE.
SO THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, HUH?
FINE.
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING.
WHENEVER YOU GET INVOLVED WITH MY LIFE,
A VOICE SAYS INSIDE MY HEAD,
"DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. HE'S DANGEROUS."
I'VE TOLD YOU NOT TO LISTEN TO STRANGE VOICES.
THEN ANOTHER VOICE SAYS, "DO WHATEVER HE SAYS.
HE'S YOUR BROTHER. HE'S A GOOD GUY."
I LIKE THAT VOICE.
THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S YOURS.
YOU LEFT A TAPE RECORDER UNDER MY BED.
ALL RIGHT, JEN. LOOK.
MAYBE I GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY.
IT'S JUST...
WHEN I HEARD YOU SING,
WHEN I SAW HOW TALENTED YOU WERE,
I COULDN'T HELP IT.
I GOT EXCITED.
AND WHEN YOU GET EXCITED,
I GET EXCITED.
I START BELIEVING ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
THE NEXT THING I KNOW,
I'M IN AN EVENING GOWN SINGING MR. SANDMAN.
WHY DO I LISTEN TO YOUR ADVICE?
OH, JEN...
WHO ELSE'S ADVICE WILL YOU LISTEN TO?
ARE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO MOM AND DAD'S?
THE ONLY ADVICE THEY GIVE IS BE FAIR TO PEOPLE.
RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE'S IDEAS.
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO USE THAT IN LIFE?
I DO LISTEN TO YOU.
YOU'RE MY BROTHER. I LOVE YOU.
I THINK I SHOULD MAKE THE DECISIONS BY MYSELF.
I THINK WE SHOULD MANAGE THE BAND ON OUR OWN.
YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S YOUR BAND.
SO, UH...CAN I STILL COME SEE YOU PLAY?
SURE.
AND IF WE EVER HIT IT BIG ONE DAY,
YOU CAN BE OUR ACCOUNTANT.
AND IF I EVER HIT IT REALLY BIG ONE DAY...
YOU CAN PLAY AT THE INAUGURATION.
THAT'S A DEAL.
NO MORE MR. SANDMAN?
NO MORE.
COME ON, GUYS.
WE'RE GOING TO DO OUR STUFF.
* OVER AND OVER
* AND OVER AGAIN
* I'VE SEEN LOVE HAPPEN
* AND I'VE SEEN IT END
* I'VE BEEN HURT SO MANY TIMES BEFORE *
* AND MAYBE TOO OFTEN
* I SHOULDN'T TRUST MY HEART ANYMORE *
* BUT I KNOW IT'S DIFFERENT NOW *
* BABY, I'M BACK IN LOVE AGAIN *
* IN LOVE AGAIN
* OOH OOH, OOH OOH
* BABY, I'M BACK IN LOVE AGAIN *
* IN LOVE AGAIN
* I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU
* YOU YOU YOU
* I NEVER THOUGHT THAT
* THERE'D BE A TIME
* WHEN I COULD REACH OUT
* AND CALL YOU MINE, NO
* I WAS ALONE
* YOU CAME ALONG
* TO SET ME FREE
* AND LIKE A VISION FROM A DREAM *
* MY HAPPINESS IS CALLING OUT TO ME *
* AND I WON'T LET IT GO *
* BABY, I'M BACK IN LOVE AGAIN *
* IN LOVE AGAIN
* OOH OOH, OOH OOH
* BABY, I'M BACK IN LOVE AGAIN *
* IN LOVE AGAIN
* I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU
* YOU YOU YOU