[ THEME SONG PLAYS ]
* I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A MILLION YEARS *
* AND I'LL BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOR A MILLION MORE *
* OH, IT'S LIKE I STARTED BREATHING *
* ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED
* AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE *
* WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY
* WITHOUT US?
* WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY
* WITHOUT US?
* AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHIN' *
* WE CAN'T LOVE EACH OTHER THROUGH *
* OOH-HOO
* WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY
* WITHOUT US?
* SHA-LA-LA-LA
OKAY. BREAKFAST IS JUST ABOUT READY.
ELYSE, YOU CAN CALL THE KIDS...
NOW.
JENNIFER, MALLORY, ANDREW, UH --
WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE'S NAME?
ALEX, I BELIEVE.
ALEX. GOOD NAME. BREAKFAST IS READY!
AH, THIS IS SOMETHING, ISN'T IT, ELYSE?
HARD TO BELIEVE.
SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY IT WAS JUST THE TWO OF US
LIVING IN THAT APARTMENT IN BERKELEY,
FULL OF DREAMS, EVERY DAY AN ADVENTURE.
LOOK HOW IT ALL TURNED OUT, TOO.
YOU KNOW, WORK WE ENJOY, A HOUSE OF OUR OWN,
AND FOUR BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN.
LET'S FACE IT -- WE GOT IT ALL.
THESE EGGS ARE REALLY STARTING TO HARDEN UP.
GIVE THEM ANOTHER CALL, WILL YOU, HONEY?
YEAH.
HEY, KIDS, LET'S GO! BREAKFAST IS READY!
YOU KNOW, I THINK THESE SUNDAY MORNINGS
ARE MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WEEK.
THE SMELL OF BACON COOKING,
A FIRE IN THE FIREPLACE,
SUNDAY PAPER, EVERYBODY TOGETHER AT HOME.
THERE'S NO PLACE ELSE I'D RATHER BE.
SAME WITH ME, HONEY.
WE ARE REALLY AND TRULY BLESSED.
AMEN.
ELYSE, THESE PANCAKES ARE TURNING INTO COMPACT DISCS.
GET 'EM DOWN HERE, WOULD YOU?
KIDS, COME ON, LET'S GET DOWN HERE!
BREAKFAST IS READY!
NOT THAT WE DON'T HAVE OUR PROBLEMS.
NO.
BUT WHEN I LOOK AROUND AND SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT,
I REALIZE HOW LUCKY WE ARE.
REALLY, REALLY LUCKY.
IF YOU KIDS ARE NOT DOWN IN ONE MINUTE,
BREAKFAST IS GOING OUT THE WINDOW!
WHAT'S ALL THE YELLING ABOUT? IT'S SUNDAY MORNING.
YEAH. WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP.
WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER US WHEN WE CALL YOU?
WELL, IT SEEMS UNNECESSARY.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW US.
WE'RE DECENT PEOPLE WITH GOOD INTENTIONS.
YOU GOT TO ASSUME WE HEARD YOU AND WE'RE COMING DOWN.
ALL YOU NEED TO SAY IS, "COMING, DAD."
OR, "COMING, MOM."
Kids: COMING, DAD, OR COMING, MOM.
NOW COULD WE GO BACK TO SLEEP?
Elyse: NO.
NOW WE'RE GONNA SIT DOWN
AND HAVE A GREAT BIG TRADITIONAL OVERCOOKED BREAKFAST.
AND AFTERWARDS, WE'RE GOING TO CLEAN HOUSE
AND GET READY FOR UNCLE MARVIN AND AUNT MICHELLE'S VISIT.
NO, THAT'S NOT TODAY, IS IT?
WEREN'T THEY JUST HERE LAST WEEK?
NO. THAT WAS LAST YEAR.
OH, COME ON, GUYS.
YOU ALL KNOW THAT MY SISTER AND UNCLE MARV
COME TO VISIT EVERY YEAR AT THIS TIME.
OH, YOU KNOW, AND NOW, THIS WOULD BE A NICE OPPORTUNITY
FOR US TO DISCUSS WAYS TO MAKE THEIR VISIT MORE PLEASANT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
ARE THEY BRINGING THE KIDS, TOO?
I'M AFRAID SO.
STEVEN, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR NIECE AND NEPHEW,
MONICA AND MARV JR.
MOM, THOSE TWO LITTLE CHARMERS
COULD MAKE A CHILD-HATER OUT OF DR. SEUSS.
ALL RIGHT. COME ON, GUYS. COME ON.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO YOUR MOTHER
THAT THIS VISIT GO WELL.
TO YOU, TOO, STEVEN.
IT SHOULD BE IMPORTANT TO YOU, TOO.
IT IS, HONEY. IT IS.
YOUR SISTER. MY BROTHER-IN-LAW.
IT'S ENORMOUSLY IMPORTANT.
I SAW THAT, STEVEN.
WELL...
ELYSE, I'M JUST KIDDING YOU.
I KNOW YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MARV.
PROBLEM?
WHAT KIND OF PROBLEM COULD I HAVE WITH A GUY
WHO WALKS IN THE DOOR, SLAPS ME ON THE BACK,
THE FIRST WORDS OUT OF HIS MOUTH ARE,
"SAY, STEVIE, HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU MAKE LAST YEAR?"
UNBELIEVABLE.
HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU MAKE LAST YEAR?
WHEN ARE THEY COMING?
THEY SHOULD BE HERE IN TIME FOR DINNER.
GOOD.
GIVES US PLENTY OF TIME TO PACK AND MOVE TO SOUTH AMERICA.
OH, GOOD. THEY'RE EARLY.
LET THEIR STAY HERE BEGIN.
Marv: HEY!
ELYSE! OH!
HEY, GANG. HIYA, GANG.
SO, STEVIE, HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU MAKE LAST YEAR? HA!
EVERYBODY!
SAY HELLO...TO...
BINGO!
SO...
IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU GUYS.
YEAH. ALWAYS A MAJOR JOY.
SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TO -- WANT TO DO
WHILE YOU'RE HERE IN BEAUTIFUL COLUMBUS, OHIO?
WE HAVE SOME OF THE FINEST MALLS IN THE MIDWEST.
NOT TO MENTION SOME TERRIFIC MUSEUMS.
WHAT IS THIS, TEEN TOURS?
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO, MONICA?
WHAT'S THE POINT IN DOING ANYTHING?
EXCUSE ME?
I MEAN, IT'S CLEARLY FUTILE.
GOING TO MUSEUMS, BALL GAMES, SHOPPING MALLS --
IT'S ALL JUST A MOMENTARY ESCAPE
FROM THE UNAVOIDABLE CERTAINTY OF DEATH.
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH HER?
Alex: HEY. HEY, MONICA.
THAT'S, UH, KIND OF A MORBID VIEWPOINT, ISN'T IT?
WELL, PERHAPS YOU'RE ALL JUST UNABLE TO FACE THE FACT
OF YOUR OWN NONEXISTENCE.
THE REALIZATION THAT THE ONLY CERTAINTY
IN THIS ABSURD UNIVERSE
IS THAT WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
WE'VE GOT SOME TERRIFIC CEMETERIES.
COME ON. LET'S GET OUT THE FUNERAL DIRECTORIES, HUH?
HAVE A BALL. COME ON.
[ HUMMING ]
OH. [ LAUGHS ]
REMEMBER TOMMY RAMSEY?
OH, THE ONE FROM JUNIOR HIGH WHO WANTED TO BE A DENTIST?
YEAH.
I RAN INTO HIM AT THE AIRPORT.
HE IS A HARE KRISHNA NOW.
OH! [ LAUGHS ]
HEY!
STEVIE. STEVIE.
LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND WITH THAT.
OH, THANKS, MARV. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
AH.
MMM! MMM!
YEAH, THANKS. I THINK I CAN MANAGE IT
THE REST OF THE WAY BY MYSELF.
WHAT'S FOR SUPPER?
IT'S TUNA NOODLE CASSEROLE.
UNCLE STEVEN'S SPECIAL RECIPE.
YEAH. I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GONNA LIKE IT.
HEY, I'M ON VACATION. I'M NOT EATING TUNA.
I WANT PIZZA.
DIDN'T I TELL YOU IN THE CAR --
YOU'RE GOING TO EAT WHAT YOU'RE SERVED.
THAT'S OKAY. W-WE CAN GET PIZZA.
HE'S GONNA EAT TUNA CASSEROLE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
WE'RE ALL GONNA EAT TUNA CASSEROLE...
WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT.
ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M NOT GONNA LIKE IT.
BOY, THEY'RE JUST GROWING UP RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES.
ISN'T IT GREAT?
HERE WE ARE, ALL BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
I SURE MISS YOU GUYS.
WE SHOULD SEE YOU MORE OFTEN THAN JUST ONCE A YEAR.
YEAH.
WELL, I CAN SAY I REALLY ENJOY HAVING YOU ALL HERE.
STEVIE...
WHAT KIND OF A YEAR DID YOU HAVE?
OH, A VERY SATISFYING YEAR, MARV.
KIDS ARE HEALTHY, DOING WELL IN SCHOOL.
ANDY STARTED PRESCHOOL.
AH, NO. I MEAN FINANCIALLY.
WELL, STEVEN HAD A TERRIFIC YEAR DOWN AT THE STATION HIMSELF.
HE PRODUCED A COUPLE FIRST-RATE DOCUMENTARIES.
WELL, THANK YOU, HONEY.
I SAW A LOVELY DOCUMENTARY YOU PRODUCED, STEVEN.
IT WAS ALL ABOUT LITTLE MICROSCOPIC CREATURES.
OH! YOU MEAN "PARAMECIUMS -- WE'RE SPLITTING."
I THINK YOUR PUBLIC TELEVISION IS FOR SNOBS.
OKAY, HORS D'OEUVRES, EVERYONE, NOW.
THEY ARE ALWAYS ASKING YOU FOR MONEY.
WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE SEVERELY UNDERFUNDED.
SO? WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
COME ON, NOW. WE SHOULDN'T BE ARGUING.
WE'RE HERE TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.
I AM! I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME.
I LOVE NEEDLING STEVIE.
AND YOU LOVE IT, DON'T YOU, STEVIE?
COME ON! ADMIT IT!
I REALLY DO.
UH, YEAH, MARV.
THANKS FOR SHOWING US THAT TAX RETURN OF YOURS.
IT'S OBVIOUS TO ME YOU HAD A TRULY FABULOUS YEAR.
Marv Jr.: AND REMEMBER --
EXTRA CHEESE AND NO ANCHOVIES ON THIS ONE.
THIS TIME, GET IT RIGHT.
YOU JUST KEEP CHEWING, MARV JR.
DAD, I HONESTLY DON'T THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT.
ALEX, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL,
BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT TO YOUR MOTHER,
AND AFTER ALL, IT'S ONLY FIVE DAYS.
YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD. YOU'RE RIGHT.
WELL, EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE ENJOYING THEMSELVES, HUH?
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
I KNOW WE ARE, MOM.
JUST -- WE'RE JUST SAD THERE'S JUST FOUR DAYS,
22 HOURS, 16 MINUTES, AND 6 SECONDS LEFT TO GO.
[ SIGHS ]
HONEY, I KNOW MARV'S NOT YOUR FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD.
I REALLY APPRECIATE THE EFFORT YOU'RE MAKING.
YOU'RE BEING A WONDERFUL HOST.
STEVIE, ALEX, GET IN HERE.
MARV JR.'s GONNA PUT A WHOLE GRAPEFRUIT IN HIS MOUTH.
OH, WE DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT.
AREN'T YOU GOING TO GO IN AND WATCH?
NAH! I'VE SEEN IT A HUNDRED TIMES.
WHO DO YOU THINK TAUGHT HIM HOW TO DO IT?
UH, MARV. MARV. COME ON, NOW.
OH, STEVIE!
YOU DON'T STILL HAVE THAT SILLY "NO CIGAR" RULE.
M-MARV, MARV.
I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULDN'T.
ALL RIGHT. FINE. FINE, STEVIE.
HEY! YOU KNOW MY MOTTO -- WHEN IN ROME...
HOW'S THE REST OF THAT GO?
WHY DON'T YOU GO TO ROME AND FIND OUT?
[ LAUGHS ]
COME HERE!
OH, GOSH!
IT'S GOOD TO BE WITH FAMILY.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT A KID.
[ SIGHS ]
UNCLE MARV... AUNT MICHELLE...
NO ONE KNOWS.
WHOA! NO!
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHERE, UH, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
JUST OUT FOR A WALK.
WE'LL BE BACK IN FOUR DAYS,
22 HOURS, 12 MINUTES, AND 13 SECONDS.
YEAH, WAIT. I'M COMING WITH YOU.
HOLD IT. HOLD IT.
NOBODY'S LEAVING WITHOUT ME.
W-WAIT A MINUTE.
WE CAN'T GO.
I THINK IT WOULD REALLY UPSET YOUR MOTHER.
DAD, MONICA'S DRIVING US CRAZY.
SHE KEEPS WRITING PRACTICE OBITUARIES FOR US.
WE ARE STARVING OUT THERE.
OH, DON'T BOTHER YOURSELF. WE'LL JUST HELP OURSELVES. OH.
HEY. HEY!
STEVIE, YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON US.
COME ON. COME ON, BINGY. COME ON, BOY.
WE LIKE A LITTLE SNACK BEFORE BED.
HEY.
OH, DAD, DAD, DAD.
WE HATE TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS.
IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO HELP YOU?
KILL THEM.
[ SIGHS ]
MORNING, STEVIE.
HI.
WUH. YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. DIDN'T YOU SLEEP?
SLEEP?
HOW CAN I SLEEP WITH A 200-POUND SAINT BERNARD ON MY HEAD?
DIDN'T DADDY TELL YOU NOT TO BOTHER UNCLE STEVIE?
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CEREAL?
OH, I'M SORRY. WAS THAT YOUR CEREAL?
WE DIDN'T REALIZE. DID WE, BINGY?
SO, STEVIE, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT PLANNED FOR US TODAY?
I DO HAVE SOMETHING IN MIND.
I'M GONNA TAKE BINGO OUT FOR A WALK.
WHEN WE GET BACK, TRY TO HAVE SOMETHING PLANNED.
YOU'RE MY HOST. ENTERTAIN ME!
COME ON, BINGY! COME ON, BINGY!
COME ON, BABY! COME ON!
I'LL FEED YOU! I'LL FEED YOU! COME ON.
[ WHISTLING ]
OH, HEY, DAD.
YOU WANT TO HAVE BREAKFAST WITH US THIS MORNING?
MARV?
AND BINGO.
HOW MANY DAYS LEFT?
THREE DOWN, TWO TO GO.
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
SAVE YOURSELVES.
ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS NOW.
DAD IS STARTING TO CRACK.
IT HASN'T BEEN EASY ON US, EITHER.
HANGING AROUND WITH MONICA
IS LIKE BEING IN AN INGMAR BERGMAN MOVIE.
HANGING AROUND WITH MARV JR. IS LIKE...
THERE IS NOTHING LIKE HANGING AROUND WITH MARV JR.!
WELL, WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF DAD.
LET'S AT LEAST GET HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE,
GIVE DAD ONE DAY OF PEACE.
YEAH. I GOT AN IDEA.
WE COULD TELL THEM THERE'S SOME FREE FOOD DOWNTOWN,
AND THAT'LL TAKE CARE OF MARV AND MARV JR.
WHAT ABOUT MONICA?
WHAT'S GONNA GET HER OUT OF THE HOUSE?
WE'LL TELL HER THERE'S A HANGING.
TOP OF THE MORNING, MY WONDERFUL COUSINS!
MY MOTHER SAID TO TRY TO BE NICE.
WELL, YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB OF IT, MARV JR.
YOU'RE WEARING MY SHIRT!
I'M NOT WEARING YOUR SHIRT!
OH, YEAH? OH, YEAH?
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE A.P.K. STANDS FOR?
OH. "A PERFECT COUSIN."
LISTEN, MARV JR.
ALEX, THREE DOWN, TWO TO GO.
HEY, LISTEN, HOW WOULD YOU GUYS
LIKE TO SEE THE SIGHTS OF COLUMBUS?
OOH. THAT SHOULD BE A FUN-FILLED TWO MINUTES.
WE COULD START OUT WITH THE DOWNTOWN AREA,
THE COLUMBUS CENTRON, THEN OVER TO GERMANTOWN.
MAYBE THE OHIO STATE ART MUSEUM.
I'M NOT GETTING OUT OF THE CAR.
MONICA, THERE'S A WORLD OF EXCITING
AND INTERESTING THINGS TO DO AROUND HERE.
WE COULD REALLY HAVE A GREAT DAY.
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
THERE'S NOT MUCH DANGER OF THAT.
LISTEN, WHEN I'M ON VACATION,
NOBODY TELLS MARV JR. WHAT TO DO.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
YOU LITTLE TWIT...
YOU'RE COMING TO THE MALL WITH US.
AND SO IS YOUR SISTER... THE GRIM REAPER.
SO!
WHAT DO YOU KIDS WANT TO DO TODAY?
WE DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING.
UH, WE WANT TO GO TO THE STUPID MALL.
OH!
WELL, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
COME ON, STEVIE. I'LL BUY YOU SOME NEW THREADS.
[ Laughing ] GOD KNOWS YOU COULD USE THEM.
AND DON'T YOU DARE THANK ME.
WHAT'S A BROTHER-IN-LAW FOR?
NOW, COME HERE. GIVE ME A BIG HUG.
[ CHUCKLES ]
JUST MISSING ONE PIECE.
MAYBE ONE OF THE MARVS ATE IT.
THAT'S A GOOD GUESS.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, SON. THEY'LL BE LEAVING SOON.
THREE DOWN, TWO TO GO.
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I'VE REALLY ENJOYED
SPENDING THIS TIME WITH YOU.
I'M BEGINNING TO RELAX.
I THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT.
THAT'S THE SPIRIT, DAD.
TIME FOR BED, ANDY.
JENNIFER'S READY TO TUCK YOU IN.
COME ON, KISS. [ SMOOCHES ]
KISS! [ SMOOCHES ]
GOOD NIGHT, DADDY. GOOD NIGHT, MOMMY.
GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
OH...
STEVEN, I KNOW THIS HASN'T BEEN EASY FOR YOU.
BUT I WANT TO TELL YOU,
YOU WERE REALLY WONDERFUL TODAY
WITH MARV AND MICHELLE AND ALL THOSE KIDS.
THANK YOU, HONEY, BUT I CAN TELL YOU,
IT'S ALL BEEN WORTH IT JUST TO BE HERE ALONE WITH YOU.
IT'S LIKE A SANCTUARY,
A COZY LITTLE HAVEN WE CAN RETREAT TO.
YEAH.
HEY!
THANKS FOR THE Q-TIPS, AUNT ELYSE.
I'LL LET MYSELF OUT.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
GOOD NIGHT, STEVEN.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
HELLO.
YES. I...
YEAH, WELL --
WELL, ONE -- ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
IT'S SOMEONE NAMED BUDDY CALLING MARV FROM HAWAII...
COLLECT.
WHAT?
MARV! UH, I-IT'S BUDDY.
FROM HAWAII! CALLING COLLECT!
OH, THANKS, STEVIE.
I'VE BEEN EXPECTING THAT CALL.
HEY.
BUDDY?
HEY! BUDDY!
BUDDY, WHAT'S SHAKIN'?
[ LAUGHS ]
OKAY, BUDDY.
BUDDY, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?
A CRUMMY 2,000 GROSS OF CERAMIC PINEAPPLES? COME ON!
MARV, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THEIR BED?
THESE PEOPLE NEED THEIR SLEEP. NOW, HANG UP!
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT!
UH, LISTEN, BUDDY, I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
IN TAHITI.
OH, LISTEN, BUDDY.
HAVE THE PINEAPPLE PEOPLE GIVE ME A CALL HERE.
YOU GUYS DON'T MIND
IF THE PINEAPPLE PEOPLE GIVE US A CALL.
JUST GIVE THEM OUR TOLL-FREE NUMBER.
BYE-BYE. [ RECEIVER CLICKS ]
HEY, GUYS. [ SMOOCHES ] GOOD NIGHT.
YOU SLEEP TIGHT.
OH, LISTEN, IF BUDDY DOES CALL --
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
[ BAGPIPES PLAYING ]
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
CAN I SLEEP HERE? I'M SCARED.
COME ON. COME ON.
I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE ALONE.
HEY, WAIT. SAVE SOME ROOM FOR ME.
YOU ALWAYS SAY WE SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER.
HI. I CAN EXPLAIN.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
THAT'S IT. HE'S GONE!
THEY ARE OUT OF HERE TONIGHT!
AND I MEAN NOW!
STEVEN!
ALL RIGHT, MICHELLE.
YOU AND THE KIDS CAN STAY.
ACTUALLY, ONLY YOU CAN STAY.
[ Scottish accent ] DO YOU GUYS GOT ANY REQUESTS?
[ LAUGHS ]
YES, I DO. GET OUT!
WELL, I MUST SAY, THIS HAS BEEN AS ENJOYABLE AN EXPERIENCE
AS I'M CAPABLE OF HAVING.
WELL, THANKS FOR HAVING US.
BUT I'LL TELL YOU, NEXT YEAR I'M GOING TO CLUB MED.
WELL, I'M GLAD THAT'S FI--
MARV JR., YOU'RE WEARING MY PANTS!
HEY! HEY!
WELL, ELYSE, WE TRIED.
NOW, REMEMBER, MICHELLE -- YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.
OH, IT'S A LOVELY OFFER, STEVEN,
BUT WE CAME AS A FAMILY,
AND I THINK WE SHOULD LEAVE AS ONE.
Steven: ALL RIGHT.
HEY, STEVIE! ELYSE! I HAD A GREAT TIME.
[ LAUGHS ]
ME TOO, MARV.
SORRY IT HAD TO END UP LIKE THIS.
OH, STOP. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
AND, HEY, LISTEN,
IF YOU'RE EVER IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD,
PLEASE, DON'T YOU HESITATE TO COME STAY WITH US.
WE'LL THROW YOU OUT! [ LAUGHS ]
MARV JR. TOOK MY PANTS.
HE DOES THAT.
BYE-BYE.
BYE!
BYE-BYE!
Marv: BYE-BYE.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT!
NOW THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL.
JUST THE SIX OF US.
ONE HAPPY FAMILY.
ALL RIGHT.
I KNOW MARV IS IMPOSSIBLE.
AND I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE NO FUN WHEN THEY'RE HERE.
BUT I LOVE MY SISTER. I-I REALLY --
IT'S A GREAT JOY FOR ME TO BE WITH HER.
SO PUT YOURSELF IN MY POSITION.
ALEX, MALLORY, YOU'RE BROTHER AND SISTER.
YOU LOVE EACH OTHER.
YOU CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER, RIGHT?
WELL, FOR ARGUMENT'S SAKE.
OKAY. YEAH. CERTAIN TIMES.
OKAY. OKAY, WELL...
LET'S -- LET'S SAY MALLORY MARRIES SOME GUY
THAT ALEX DOESN'T LIKE.
LIKE NICK.
FOR ARGUMENT'S SAKE.
OKAY. HOW DO YOU HANDLE THAT SITUATION?
WE JUST DON'T VISIT EACH OTHER.
ELYSE, LOOK.
I WISH THIS COULD BE DIFFERENT.
BUT JUST BECAUSE WE'RE FAMILY
DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE ALL GONNA GET ALONG.
I REALLY TRIED.
AND I FEEL, IN SOME SENSE...
I FAILED YOU.
US TOO.
YEAH. WE'RE SORRY, MOM.
I'M SORRY, MOM. I BLEW IT.
THANK YOU.
I-I APPRECIATE YOU SAYING THAT.
THEY'RE GONE!