OKAY, ANDY, TIME FOR BREAKFAST.
HMM. I'LL COOK, BUT YOU GOT TO CLEAN UP.
OH, THERE HE IS.
MOM, CAN I TAKE ANDREW INTO THE LIVING ROOM?
IT'S MY LAST CHANCE TO PLAY WITH HIM
BEFORE I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR SCHOOL.
WELL, HONEY, I'M ABOUT TO GIVE HIM BREAKFAST.
-BUT YOU CAN HELP ME FEED HIM. -OKAY, THANK YOU.
OKAY, ANDY, THIS MORNING IT'S CORN MUSH.
I'LL CREATE A DIVERSION, YOU MAKE A RUN FOR IT.
OH, THERE HE IS. ANDY.
HOW ABOUT A QUICK STORY BEFORE I GO TO WORK?
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
DAD, HE'S ALL BOOKED UP RIGHT NOW,
BUT MAYBE MOM COULD READ YOU A STORY.
IT'S NOT THE SAME.
COME ON, ALEX, DON'T BE SO SELFISH.
HE'S MY BROTHER, TOO.
WELL, MALLORY, LOOK.
TODAY HAPPENS TO BE THE FIRST DAY
OF MY SOPHOMORE YEAR IN COLLEGE,
AND I'D LIKE A FEW PRIVATE MOMENTS
TO SHARE WITH MY ONLY BROTHER.
JENNIFER AND I ARE ABOUT TO GIVE HIM BREAKFAST NOW.
AND IF THAT FALLS THOUGH, I GOT DIBS ON HIM.
THEN I'M NEXT.
WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT ME?
-I WANT TO PLAY WITH HIM. -NOW, COME ON, ANDY.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S LET ANDY DECIDE.
NOW, ANDY, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE?
WELL, THAT SEEMS CLEAR ENOUGH.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ THEME SONG PLAYS ]
* I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A MILLION YEARS *
* AND I'LL BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOR A MILLION MORE *
* OH, IT'S LIKE I STARTED BREATHING *
* ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED
* AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE *
* WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY
* WITHOUT US?
* WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY
* WITHOUT US?
* AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHIN' *
* WE CAN'T LOVE EACH OTHER THROUGH *
* OOH-HOO
* WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY
* WITHOUT US?
* SHA-LA-LA-LA
* LOVE IS A MANY-SPLENDORED THING *
* IT'S THE APRIL ROSE THAT ONLY GROWS *
* IN THE EARLY SPRING
* LOVE IS NATURE'S WAY OF GIVING *
* A REASON TO BE LIVING
KISS ME, DAD.
I USED TO LIKE THAT SONG.
BEAR WITH ME, MOM.
FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE,
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS STROLLING AROUND THE CAMPUS.
SURELY YOU MUST REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE YOUNG AND IN LOVE?
OR AT LEAST IN LOVE.
OW! KIDDING, MOM. KIDDING.
WELL, NOW, THIS IS BIG NEWS, ALEX.
WHAT GIRL ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH?
WELL, DAD, I'VE NARROWED IT DOWN TO SEVEN LUCKY FINALISTS.
AND YOU'LL FIND THEIR PICTURES IN HERE.
LELAND COLLEGE FRESHMAN DIRECTORY.
YOU MET SEVEN DIFFERENT FRESHMEN GIRLS
ON YOUR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL?
WELL, I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY MET ANY OF THEM YET, MOM.
I DECIDED IT'D BE MORE EFFICIENT TO GO THROUGH THE BOOK,
PICK ONE I LIKE, SEEK HER OUT, AND FALL IN LOVE.
WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER JUST TO ORDER A FEW,
TRY THEM OUT, AND THEN SEND BACK THE ONES YOU DON'T LIKE?
YOU'RE A NATURAL AT THIS.
ALEX, PICKING OUT GIRLFRIENDS BASED ON PICTURES IN A BOOK
IS A BIT IMMATURE, NOT TO MENTION SEXIST.
RIGHT, STEVEN?
STEVEN!
OH, UH...YES. I AGREE.
NOW, THIS IS DESPICABLE, ALEX.
I'M SHOCKED AT YOU.
WILL YOU TWO CUT IT OUT?
YES, REALLY, ALEX.
MOM, MOM, LOOK AT THIS ONE -- TRICIA ARMSTRONG.
NOW, COME ON. DON'T YOU THINK WE MAKE A GOOD COUPLE?
WELL, YOU'RE BOTH TWO-DIMENSIONAL.
SEE?
ANYWAY, HERE'S MY PLAN.
I FIGURE I'LL DROP HER A NOTE IN THE COLLEGE MAIL TOMORROW,
TELL HER I'M FROM THE SOPHOMORE HOSPITALITY COMMITTEE,
AND I'LL BE CALLING BY LATER IN THE DAY.
YES?
AH. EXCUSE ME.
YOU'RE NOT TRICIA ARMSTRONG, ARE YOU?
NO, I'M ELLEN REED.
SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU. TRICIA'S MY ROOMMATE.
OH, SHE'S YOUR ROOMMATE. FABULOUS.
HI. UH, ALEX P. KEATON, SOPHOMORE HOSPITALITY COMMITTEE.
CONGRATULATIONS.
WHOA. EXCUSE ME.
UH, DO YOU MIND IF I WAIT AROUND HERE FOR A WHILE?
I TOLD MISS ARMSTRONG THAT I'D MEET HER HERE,
AND IT'S OFFICIAL COMMITTEE BUSINESS.
YEAH, I SUPPOSE.
AH, THANKS VERY MUCH.
SO, YOU AND TRICIA MUST BE PRETTY CLOSE, HUH?
MET HER YESTERDAY.
OH. HOW'D THAT GO?
SHE SAID HELLO WHEN I SAID HELLO.
SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S GOT THE GIFT OF GAB.
PUT THAT DOWN. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PAINTING THAT?
WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THIS?
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REPRESENTATIONAL.
IT'S ABSTRACT.
OH, I'LL SAY IT'S ABSTRACT.
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? "FIND THE APPLE"?
[ CHUCKLING ]
I'D EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF ABSTRACT ART TO YOU,
BUT I HAVE A FEELING I'D BE WASTING MY TIME.
OH.
OH, YOU DO, DO YOU?
LOOK, I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.
WHAT, DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID?
I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A SOPHOMORE HOSPITALITY COMMITTEE.
THERE IS, TOO. I'M THE PRESIDENT.
AND, UH -- AND FOUNDER.
YOU'RE HERE FOR EXACTLY THE SAME REASON AS ALL THOSE OTHER GUYS.
YOU SAW TRICIA'S PICTURE IN THE FRESHMEN DIRECTORY,
AND YOU CAME BY HERE TO HIT ON HER.
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
WHAT OTHER GUYS?
DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL DO FINE.
FROM WHAT I CAN TELL ABOUT TRICIA, YOU'RE HER TYPE.
OH, OH, I SEE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT TYPE I AM.
I MEAN, YOU GOT ME ALL FIGURED OUT.
WELL, LET ME TAKE A SHOT.
YOU'RE AN ECONOMICS MAJOR.
[ COUGHS ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
YOU VOTED FOR REAGAN.
YOU'RE IN THE DEBATING CLUB AND THE YOUNG EXECUTIVES CLUB,
AND YOU WEAR A JACKET AND TIE EVERYWHERE YOU GO.
HA.
JUST SHOWS YOU WHAT YOU KNOW.
I QUIT THE DEBATING CLUB LAST SPRING.
-I'M SORRY. I MISJUDGED YOU. -WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME SUCH A HARD TIME?
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'VE HAD TO SPEND THE LAST TWO DAYS
MAKING INANE CONVERSATION WITH INSECURE GUYS LIKE YOU
WHO FALL IN LOVE WITH PHOTOGRAPHS.
INSECURE, HUH?
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
YOU HAVE REALLY GOT A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER.
I DO NOT HAVE A CHIP ON MY SHOULDER!
I AM A VERY NICE PERSON EXCEPT WHEN I'M AROUND PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
OH, PEOPLE LIKE ME?! PEOPLE LIKE ME?!
I HAPPEN TO LIKE PEOPLE LIKE ME!
I CAN TELL YOU DO.
AND OF ALL THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT THERE ARE,
YOU PROBABLY LIKE YOU THE BEST.
YEAH, WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
YOU ARE ABOUT THE MOST UNFRIENDLY,
SELF-RIGHTEOUS PERSON I HAVE EVER MET.
ALEX P. KEATON, SOPHOMORE HOSPITALITY COMMITTEE.
-HI. -HOW YOU DOING?
OH, HEY, ALEX. I LEFT SOME DINNER FOR YOU.
OH, THANKS, MOM. I ALREADY ATE.
OH. HOW'D YOUR GIRL SHOPPING GO?
IT WAS FINE. IT WAS GREAT.
OH. IS THAT ONE YOUNG LADY AS PRETTY IN PERSON?
UH-HUH.
YOU SEEMED HAPPIER WITH HER PICTURE.
NO, NO, NO, IT WAS FINE. SHE WAS -- SHE WAS GREAT.
SHE WAS REALLY GREAT. I MEAN, WE WENT TO A MOVIE.
AND WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA GO OUT TOMORROW NIGHT.
IT'S JUST THAT SHE'S GOT THIS ROOMMATE.
ELLEN REED.
MA, I GOT INTO A BIG ARGUMENT WITH THIS GIRL
WHILE I WAS WAITING AROUND FOR TRICIA.
AND IT REALLY BUGGED ME.
DO YOU KNOW SHE HAD THE NERVE
TO ACCUSE ME OF GOING OVER THERE JUST TO HIT ON TRICIA?
WELL, ISN'T THAT WHY YOU WENT OVER?
SO WHAT?
WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?
I WAS JUST ASKING.
AND THEN SHE STARTS IN -- REAL KNOW-IT-ALL, YOU KNOW,
LIKE SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.
"YOU'RE AN ECONOMICS MAJOR. YOU VOTED FOR REAGAN.
"YOU'RE IN THE DEBATING CLUB.
YOU'RE IN THE YOUNG EXECUTIVES CLUB."
WELL, ALL THAT IS TRUE.
I QUIT THE DEBATING CLUB LAST SPRING!
AND THEN SHE TELLS ME I'M INSECURE.
I MEAN -- I MEAN, YOU DON'T THINK I'M INSECURE, DO YOU, MOM?
B-BECAUSE I WOULD HATE
FOR -- FOR PEOPLE TO VIEW ME A-AS INSECURE.
B-BECAUSE I'M NOT.
I'M -- I'M REALLY, REALLY NOT.
HM. THIS GIRL REALLY GOT TO YOU, HUH?
YOU KNOW, ALEX, IT WAS REALLY NICE OF YOU
TO COME OVER THE OTHER DAY TO MEET ME.
[ GIGGLES ]
ALL THE GUYS AT LELAND HAVE BEEN SO NICE TO ME.
WELL, THAT'S THE LELAND MOTTO -- "WE'RE NICE."
[ LAUGHS ]
EASY, TRISH.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
OH, HI, ELLEN.
HI, TRISH.
HELLO.
-HELLO. -OH.
ELLEN, YOUR BOYFRIEND, DENNIS, CALLED A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO.
HE SAID HE'D CALL BACK TOMORROW.
OH, THANKS, TRISH.
ELLEN'S BOYFRIEND IS A SENIOR AT FRANKLIN & MARSHALL.
HE'S GONNA BE A PSYCHOLOGIST,
AND THEY'RE PROBABLY GONNA GET MARRIED.
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
-SWELL. -[ GIGGLES ]
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
TRISH, YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL.
OH, THANKS, JACK.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, ALEX.
WELL, YOU TWO SEEM TO BE HITTING IT OFF.
WELL, THAT SHOULDN'T SURPRISE YOU.
AFTER ALL, WE ARE THE SAME TYPE.
LISTEN, I WON'T BOTHER YOU GUYS. I JUST CAME BACK TO GET A BOOK.
I'LL BE OUT OF YOUR WAY IN A MINUTE.
HEY, IT'S YOUR ROOM.
YOU NEED ANY HELP?
NO.
HERE, HERE, LET ME GET THAT.
NO, I CAN DO IT.
THE SAME THING HAPPENED YESTERDAY.
I FIXED IT MYSELF.
YOU DID A NICE JOB.
OKAY, FINE, YOU SEEM TO WANT TO HELP SO BADLY.
ALL RIGHT.
JUST, UH...UM...
RIGHT, UH, JUST, LIKE...
ALL RIGHT, OKAY, NO PROB.
JUST GET THIS.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. HERE.
OKAY.
THERE WE GO. GENTLY, GENTLY, GENTLY.
AH.
PIECE OF CAKE.
ANYTHING ELSE NEED FIXING WHILE I'M HERE?
THAT'LL DO IT. THANKS.
[ LAUGHS ]
UH...
LISTEN, ELLEN,
ABOUT THE OTHER DAY,
I'M SORRY IF I CAME ON A LITTLE STRONG.
I'M SORRY, TOO.
HEY, HEY, DID YOU DO THESE?
WHAT? OH, YEAH.
THEY'RE MINE. THEY'RE NOT VERY GOOD.
OH, COME ON, THESE ARE GREAT.
I MEAN, NOW, THESE LOOK LIKE REAL THINGS.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT. THAT COULD BE A REAL PAINTING.
IT IS A REAL PAINTING.
YEAH, THIS ONE, TOO. THIS IS GREAT.
WHO IS THAT?
OH, THAT'S JUST A GUY I KNOW.
AN OLD FRIEND.
DENNIS.
OH, YOUR BOYFRIEND.
WELL, I GUESS THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY BOYFRIEND.
UH, TRICIA SAID YOU WERE GONNA MARRY HIM.
OH, WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN, YEAH.
SO, YOU ARE GETTING MARRIED?
WELL, HE REALLY WANTS TO.
OF COURSE, I DO, TOO.
I PROBABLY WILL.
I'M SURE I WILL.
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE NOT.
WELL, AS LONG AS YOU'RE SURE. I MEAN --
WHAT A NICE CALL THAT WAS.
WHO WAS IT FROM?
A GUY NAMED BRETT
FROM THE SENIOR CLASS WELCOMING COMMITTEE.
[ LAUGHS ]
LISTEN, TRISH.
UH, YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL, YOU KNOW.
A LOT OF THOSE ORGANIZATIONS ARE BOGUS.
TRUST HIM. HE KNOWS.
BYE, ELLEN.
COME ON, ALEX. THIS IS IMPORTANT.
NOW, PRETEND THAT YOU'RE THETA PI SIGMA SORORITY
AND YOU'VE INVITED ME TO TONIGHT'S FALL PLEDGE DANCE.
WHICH ONE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE ME TO WEAR?
UH, TRICIA, THIS IS SILLY.
I MEAN, I'M NO GOOD AT PRETENDING I'M A SORORITY.
I NEVER HAVE BEEN.
OH, THE PINK ONE'S YOU, ALEX.
GOOD MORNING.
JENNIFER, MALLORY. OH, HI, MR. KEATON.
I'M GONNA GO TRY THESE DRESSES ON.
WILL YOU TELL ME WHICH ONE LOOKS BEST?
-SURE, LET'S GO. -OKAY, BYE.
WELL, ALEX, I HAVE TO GIVE YOU CREDIT.
YOU GOT THAT BOOK, PICKED OUT THE GIRL YOU WANTED,
SOUGHT HER OUT, AND NOW YOU'RE A HAPPY COUPLE.
YOU TOOK ALL THE SURPRISE AND ROMANCE OUT OF LOVE
AND REDUCED IT TO WHAT IT SHOULD BE...
AN EXACT SCIENCE.
YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT AS EXACT AS I'D HOPED, DAD.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I DON'T KNOW.
HERE I AM. I'M WITH TRICIA.
SHE'S EVERYTHING I'D HOPED SHE'D BE.
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. SHE'S FUN-LOVING.
SHE'S VIVACIOUS.
AND IF I HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER MINUTE WITH HER,
I'M GONNA STRANGLE BOTH OF US.
WELL, THESE THINGS TAKE TIME, ALEX.
THE CRAZY THING IS SHE'S GOT THIS ROOMMATE,
AN ART MAJOR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,
WHO I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN COMMON WITH.
AND FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON, I THINK ABOUT HER CONSTANTLY.
AND SHE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND WHO SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA MARRY.
ALEX, I HOPE I'M NOT INTERFERING IN YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
IF I SAY...
GOOD LUCK.
OH, THERE YOU ARE, ALEX.
WOULD YOU LOOK AFTER ANDREW FOR A WHILE?
OH, YEAH. YOU GOT IT, MOM.
OH, AND, DAD?
YEAH.
I HOPE YOU WIN THIS TIME.
ALEX, WE JOG FOR EXERCISE AND FUN.
IT'S NOT A COMPETITION.
YEAH. YOU READY TO GO?
YEAH. ALL SET.
WHOOPS.
WOULD YOU MIND GETTING THAT FOR ME, DEAR?
UH, YEAH.
OH, STEVEN!
WELL, BIG GUY, LOOKS LIKE JUST YOU AND ME.
[ As Andy ] WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, ALEX?
[ Normal voice ] I DON'T KNOW.
I THOUGHT MAYBE WE'D POP OPEN A COUPLE OF COLD BEERS.
[ As Andy ] OKAY, BUT I'M ONLY 9 MONTHS OLD.
MAKE MINE A LIGHT.
YOU'RE CORRUPTING A MINOR. I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
[ Normal voice ] WHEN -- UH, WHEN -- WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
JUST A SECOND AGO. I CAME BY TO PICK UP TRICIA.
WHO'S THAT LITTLE GUY?
THIS IS MY BROTHER, ANDREW.
ANDREW, THIS IS ELLEN.
[ As Andy ] HI, ELLEN.
TRICIA NEEDS A GUY'S OPINION ABOUT HER DRESS.
I THINK'S ANDREW'S OUR SAFEST BET.
WELL, I GUESS I'LL GO TELL TRICIA I'M HERE.
YEAH, UH, WAIT.
ELLEN, UH, JUST A MINUTE.
I, UH -- I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
YOU DID?
YEAH, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
I WAS AT THIS ART SHOW,
AND, UH, THEY WERE HAVING A SALE ON PICASSOS.
AND I KNEW YOU LIKED HIS STUFF, SO I GOT YOU ONE.
ALEX...
IT'S NOT A PICASSO.
OH, YEAH. YEAH, IT IS.
SURE. LOOK RIGHT HERE.
UH, PICA--
PICARDO.
UH, VINCE PICARDO.
GOT TO ADMIT, THOUGH, HE IS GOOD.
[ LAUGHS ]
ALEX, THANK YOU.
THIS -- THIS WAS VERY SWEET OF YOU.
IT WAS -- IT WAS NOTHING.
REALLY, I MEAN, I WAS THERE AND EVERYTHING,
AND I KNEW YOU LIKED ART.
IT WAS STILL VERY SWEET. THANK YOU. I REALLY --
NO, NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT WAS A COUPLE OF BUCKS.
-EVEN SO. -NO BIG DEAL.
IT WAS VERY SWEET. NOW SHUT UP.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
SO, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU GUYS AT THE DANCE TONIGHT.
OH, YOU, UH -- YOU GONNA BE THERE?
YEAH, JUST TO MAKE SOME MONEY.
I'M WORKING THE REFRESHMENT TABLE.
SO COME SAY HELLO IF YOU GET BORED.
I WILL. I WILL.
IN FACT, UM, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE -- MAYBE WE COULD -- [ DOOR OPENS ]
-OH, HI, ELLEN. -HI.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE YET.
YEAH, UH, SHE JUST GOT HERE.
-JUST NOW. -SECOND AGO.
GREAT. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
-YEAH, LET'S GO. -OKAY.
OH. [ GIGGLES ]
MMM. BYE.
-BYE. -I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
YEAH.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
[ SLOW DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ]
THANKS, ALEX. THAT WAS NICE.
YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?
OH, IT'S WONDERFUL.
EVERYBODY LOOKS SO NICE,
AND THE DECORATIONS ARE BEAUTIFUL.
HI, ELLEN.
HEY, IT'S 10:00.
SHOWING A TAPE OF LAST WEEK'S PEP RALLY UP IN THE LOUNGE.
OH, WOW. YOU WANT TO GO, ALEX?
UH, NO, TRICIA. WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD?
UM, I'M GONNA STAY HERE AND RELAX.
ENJOY THESE DECORATIONS.
OKAY, I WON'T BE LONG.
[ BILLY VERA & THE BEATERS' "AT THIS MOMENT" PLAYS ]
* WHAT DID YOU THINK
* I WOULD DO AT THIS MOMENT
* WHEN YOU'RE STANDING BEFORE ME *
HEY. HOW'S IT GOING?
FINE.
EXCUSE ME.
SOMETHING WRONG?
NO, NOTHING WRONG.
WELL, LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A BREAK?
LET'S DANCE.
NO, I CAN'T. I HAVE TO...
MAKE SURE THERE'S ENOUGH PUNCH AVAILABLE.
ELLEN, THERE ARE 8,000 CUPS OF PUNCH HERE.
PLEASE, ALEX, I DON'T WANT TO DANCE.
-WHY NOT? -BECAUSE I JUST DON'T.
-COME ON. -* I WOULD SAY AT THIS MOMENT
* WHEN I'M FACED WITH THE KNOWLEDGE *
* THAT YOU JUST DON'T LOVE ME
* DID YOU THINK I WOULD CURSE YOU *
* OR SAY THINGS TO HURT YOU
* 'CAUSE YOU JUST DON'T LOVE ME NO MORE *
* DID YOU THINK I COULD HATE YOU *
* OR RAISE MY HANDS TO YOU?
ELLEN.
WHAT?
NOTHING.
WHAT IS IT?
NOTHING. I -- NOTHING.
-YOU WERE GONNA SAY SOMETHING. -NO, NO, NO, NO.
I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING,
AND THEN I REALIZED I WASN'T.
* AND YOU KNOW
* I'D NEVER HURT YOU
* WHOA-OH
* WHAT DO YOU THINK
* I WOULD GIVE AT THIS MOMENT
ELLEN.
WHAT?
NOTHING.
UH, THAT TIME IT WAS REALLY NOTHING.
* I'D FALL DOWN ON MY KNEES
* KISS THE GROUND THAT YOU WALK ON *
* IF I COULD JUST HOLD YOU AGAIN *
ELLEN.
ALEX, PLEASE, LET ME GO.
ELLEN, I'M SORRY. I SLIPPED.
ELLEN.
GUESS WHO.
[ GIGGLES ]
WHAT YOU BEEN DOING?
UH, DANCING.
I DANCED WITH ELLEN.
REALLY? WELL, DID SHE TELL YOU?
TELL ME WHAT?
[ GIGGLES ] OOPS.
MAYBE SHE DOESN'T WANT ANYBODY TO KNOW.
KNOW WHAT?
PROMISE YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE I TOLD YOU?
LOOK, TRICIA, I AM NOT FOOLING AROUND HERE.
WHAT IS IT?
WELL, SHE DECIDED TO GET MARRIED.
SHE CALLED HER BOYFRIEND RIGHT BEFORE THE DANCE AND SAID YES.
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
* I'D FALL DOWN ON MY KNEES
* AND I WOULD KISS THE GROUND THAT YOU WALK ON, BABY *
* IF I COULD JUST HOLD YOU AGAIN *