* I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER * FOR A MILLION YEARS * AND I BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER * FOR A MILLION MORE * OH, IT'S LIKEI STARTED BREATHING * * ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED * AND I CAN'T REMEMBER * WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE * WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY * WITHOUT US * WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY * WITHOUT US * AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHING * WE CAN'T LOVEEACH OTHER THROUGH * * WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY * WITHOUT US * SHA LA LA LA * HEY, MAL. WHAT ARE YOUDOING UP?IT'S 5:00. GETTING A HEAD STARTSTUDYING FOR A TEST. WHAT'S THE TEST IN? I'M NOT SURE. YOU SHOULD'VEAWAKENED EARLIER. WHY ARE YOU UP? WELL, I... I WAS ASLEEP. I WAS HAVINGTHIS REALLY HOT DREAM. THE BRITISH POUNDWAS BEING DEVALUED... PENCE BY PENCE. THEN I HEAR TAPPINGAT MY WINDOW. I GET UP AND LOOK, AND IT'S NICK ON A 16-FOOTEXTENSION LADDER. THOUGHT HE'D COMETO KILL ME. QUITE A DREAM. YEAH. YOU'RE MAKINGA TREMENDOUS MISTAKE. I DON'T KNOW WHATYOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. COME ON, MAL.IT'S 5 A.M. YOU'RESTANDING HERE. YOU'RE WEARINGA WHITE DRESS. YOU'RE CARRYINGA SUITCASE. EITHER YOU'REA BRIDE-TO-BE OR A VISITING NURSE. PLEASE,TAKE MY TEMPERATURE. ALEX, SIT. WE'RE ELOPING. WHY DO THIS? BECAUSE I LOVE NICK. I MEAN, WHY ARE YOU REALLY DOING THIS? DOES ITHAVE ANYTHINGTO DO WITH ME? DID I UNWITTINGLYDRIVE YOU TO THIS? NO, ALEX. OK. YOU GOT USOVER A BARREL. WHAT AREYOUR DEMANDS? CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?IT'S SIMPLE. WE'RE IN LOVE. MAL, LISTEN TO ME. I REALLY CAREABOUT YOU. YOU'RE MAKINGA TREMENDOUS MISTAKE, NOT JUST BECAUSEOF NICK, ALTHOUGH HE'SA BIG PART OF IT, BUT BECAUSE OF YOU. YOU'RE JUSTSTARTING TO REALIZEYOUR POTENTIAL, TO GLIMPSE WHATYOU COULD BECOME. IF YOU MARRY NOW,IT STOPS SHORT. I LOVE YOU. THAT'S WHY I'MTELLING YOU THIS. THANKS. I KNOWIT'S DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO BE NICE. I LOVE YOU, TOO. I KNOW THISUPSETS YOU, BUT THIS ISMY DECISION. [RUNNING] DID YOU GUYSSWITCH ROOMS ON ME,OR WHAT? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I'VE BEEN WAITINGHOURS FOR YOU. I'M WALKINGWITH THE LADDER. THIS GUY CHASES ME. HE THINKS I'M AFTER HIS DAUGHTER. I'M REALLY GOINGTO MISS YOU, ALEX. MAL... DON'T GO. WHAT AM I SAYING? I KNOW, ALEX. IT'S CRAZY, BUT I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU. YOU'VE BEEN LIKEA BROTHER TO ME. IT'S SO HARDTO BELIEVE. YOU'LL WALKTHROUGH THAT DOOR, AND WE WON'TBE TOGETHER ANYMORE. MALLORY, DON'T GO. WHAT AM I SAYING? I NEVER THOUGHTIT WOULD BE SO HARDTO LEAVE. SO MANY MEMORIES HERE. YEAH. ME, TOO. I REALLY WANT YOUTO BE AT MY WEDDING. YOU'RE MY BIG BROTHER. YOU SHOULD BE THERE. IT'S JUST ACROSSTHE STATE LINE IN ESSEX COUNTY. NEXT TOTHE BURGER BARN, WHERE THE RECEPTION'SGOING TO BE. NO. NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME,I WON'T BE MALLORY KEATON. I'LL BE MRS. NICK MOORE. I'LL BEMR. NICK MOORE. ALEX,ARE YOU OK? ANOTHER SISTERAT DAWN. WHY ARE YOU UP? I'VE BEEN HIDINGUNDER MY COVERS. I HAD THISWEIRD DREAM THAT NICKWAS PEEKINGIN OUR WINDOW. IT REALLY SCARED ME. IT WASN'T A DREAM, JEN. IT'S WORSE. IT'S TRUE. WHAT? NICK WAS LOOKINGIN YOUR WINDOW. HE WAS LOOKINGIN EVERY WINDOW. WHY? I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS HE WANTEDTO SEE HOW HUMANS SLEEP. DID THEY ELOPE?TELL ME THEY ELOPED. YES, THEY ELOPED. TWO PEOPLE, FOR WHOM A ROADRUNNE CARTOON IS A MAJORCULTURAL EVENT, ARE GOING TO BE JOINEDIN HOLY MATRIMONY. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? WHY ARE YOUAGAINST THIS? THEY LOVEEACH OTHER. YOU'RE TOO YOUNGTO KNOW WHAT'S AT STAKE. YOU'RE WRONG.I KNOW PLENTY. I KNOWMORE THAN YOU. NOBODY KNOWSMORE THAN ME. IT'S TOO LATE. THEY'REGETTING MARRIED. YOU CAN'TSTOP THEM. I'M NOT LETTINGTHIS HAPPEN. I'LL CATCH THEM AND TALKSOME SENSE INTO THEM. THIS IS SO MEAN. I HOPE YOU DON'TMESS UP MY WEDDING. WHEN YOU'RE READYTO MARRY, I'LL BE LIVING INTHE TAX-FREE BAHAMAS. ALEX, YOU'REIN YOUR PAJAMAS. THANK YOU. HI. HI. HEY. I'M MIKE. THIS IS ERIN. NICK. MALLORY. GETTING MARRIED, HUH? UH-HUH. NICK, CAN ITALK TO YOU? I'LL SIT DOWN. I HATE ASKING, BUT COULD YOU LAYA 20 ON ME? I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH LEFTFOR THE CEREMONY. I DIDN'T THINK I'DHAVE TO BUY HER LUNCH. KNOW EACH OTHER LONG? ABOUT A YEAR. WE MET LAST TUESDAY. WOW. THAT'S NOTVERY LONG, IS IT? WE MET EARLYIN THE DAY. WE REALLYLOVE EACH OTHER, SO WE'REGOING FOR IT. THAT DIDN'TTAKE LONG.YOU DID FINE. HAVE A NICE DAY. CAN I HELP YOU? WE WANTTO GET MARRIED. YOU CAMETO THE RIGHT PLACE. MALLORY, ALEX,JENNIFER, ANDREW!BREAKFAST! HOW DID YOU SLEEP? NOT THAT GREAT. KIDS, GET ITWHILE IT'S HOT! I CAN'T RID MYSELFOF THESE THOUGHTS OF MALLORY AND NICK. IT'S CREPT INTOMY SUBCONSCIOUS. I DREAMT ABOUT THEM. ABOUT HIM. LAST NIGHT. HEY, SO DID I. DID YOU? MM-HMM. I DREAMT THAT NICK WAS PEEKINGTHROUGH OUR WINDOW. I HAD THE SAME DREAM. REALLY? HE WAS WHISPERING, "MALLORY..." "MALLORY." HE WAS IN MINE, TOO. "MALLORY! MALLORY!" WAS HE WEARINGA TIE IN YOUR DREAM? YES, HE WAS. A BLUE TIE? YES. MALLORY! MALLORY! GOOD MORNING. WHERE'S MALLORY? DON'T BLAME ME. THAT'S NOT AN ANSWERTO "WHERE'S MALLORY?" MALLORY AND NICKELOPED. OH, NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! ALEX WENT AFTER THEM. YES! YES!THANK YOUFOR SENDING ALEX. THEY HADA BIG LEAD. NO! NO! WHERE ARE THEY? NOBODY TELLS MEANYTHING. WHY DIDN'T YOUTELL US? IT'S WHATMALLORY WANTED. I'M REALLY HOPINGTHEY MAKE IT. NO, CHERYL.WE'LL FIND HER. THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN. WE'RE ALL WORRIED. IF I SEE MALLORY, I'LL TELL HERABOUT YOUR NEW SWEATER. YOU BET. BYE. WE'VE TRIEDEVERYTHING. FRIENDS, POLICE.THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO DO. I FEEL SO DUMB. YOU'RE NOT DUMB. WE SAW IT COMING. WE KNEWSOMETHING WAS UP. I SHOULD'VEBEEN OUT THEREBENEATH HER WINDOW WITH THE ENTIREOHIO NATIONAL GUARD. BUT INSTEAD,WHAT WAS I DOING? I WAS SLEEPINGWITH YOU. WHAT A RIDICULOUS THINGTO BE DOING. YOU ARE DUMB. IT ALL STARTEDYEARS AGO, WHEN WECASUALLY DECIDED TO LET MALLORY PLAY WITH OTHER CHILDREN. DO WE DESERVE THIS? LET'S ACCEPT THE FACTTHAT THEY'RE MARRIED AND MAKETHE BEST OF IT. IT'S HOW WE'DHOPED WE'D BE TREATED THE NIGHT YOU CRAWLEDINTO MY PARENTS BEDROOM. ACCEPT THIS? NEVER. IT'S DONE. IT'S OVER. I DON'T WANT TO LOSEMALLORY. DO YOU? NO. THEN WE HAVE TO MAKESOME ACCOMODATIONS. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. I HAD A BAD DREAM. SOMETIMES WE ALLHAVE BAD DREAMS. WHAT WAS IT ABOUT? NICK WAS AT MY WINDOWGOING, "MALLORY, MALLORY." HEY, MAL, WHAT'SYOUR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME? DONNELLY. ELYSE CATHERINE DONNELLY. WHAT'S YOUR DAD'SMIDDLE NAME? RICHARD. STEVEN RICHARD KEATON. YOU OK, BABE? I'M FINE. I'M JUST VERYEXCITED AND HAPPY. HEY, UH,YOU LOOK HAPPY. EXCUSE ME. HOW LONGWILL THIS TAKE? ERIN AND MIKEARE FIRST. YOU'LL BEA MARRIED WOMAN IN 10 MINUTES. I'LL ASK YOU BOTHTO SIGN RIGHT HERE. THAT'LL BE $25. IS THERE ANYSPECIAL MUSICYOU WANT PLAYED? YEAH. LOLA BY THE KINKS. HOW ABOUT GREENSLEEVES? HOW'S THAT GO? * ALAS, MY LOVEYOU DO ME WRONG * * TO CAST ME OUTSO DISCOURTEOUSLY ** UH, SURPRISE ME. I ALWAYS IMAGINEDWE'D BE MARRIED IN A MUCH BIGGER PLACE,DIDN'T YOU? GUYS DON'T THINKABOUT THAT STUFF. I ALWAYS THOUGHTMY FAMILY WOULD BE THERE. JENNIFER CARRYINGTHE FLOWERS. ALEX WOULDAPPRAISE THE GIFTS. ISN'T THAT HOWYOU IMAGINEDYOUR WEDDING? I NEVERTHOUGHT ABOUT IT. ARE YOU NERVOUS? I TRY NOTTO THINK ABOUT IT. [WEDDING MARCH PLAYING] WE'RE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO JOIN YOU, ERIN, AND YOU, MICHAEL, IN MARRIAGE, WHICH IS AN HONORABLEINSTITUTION. IT'S THE FOUNDATIONOF THE HOME AS HOME IS THE FOUNDATIONOF SOCIETY. OHH. SOUNDS SERIOUS. JOINING TOGETHERIN LOVE WITH ANOTHERHUMAN BEING IS BOTH NOBLEAND COURAGEOUS. WHY ARE YOUGETTING MARRIED? BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME. IF I HADN'T ASKED,WOULD YOU BE HERE? BY MYSELF? WOULD YOUHAVE ASKED ME? I'M NOT SURE. I'M NOTSURE WE'RE READY. WHY DID YOU SAY YES? YOU'RE MUCH SMARTER ABOUT THESE THINGSTHAN ME. I FIGUREDSINCE YOU THOUGHTWE'RE READY, WE MUST BE. WHY DOESN'TIT FEEL RIGHT?WE'RE IN LOVE. FEELS LIKE WE'REBREAKING THE LAW. LIKE OURWEDDING PICTURE MIGHT HANGIN THE POST OFFICE. WE'RE STARTINGWITH STRIKESAGAINST US. YOUR PARENTSAND FRIENDSAREN'T HERE. THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW LOLA. MAYBE WE'REGOING TOO FAST. WE DON'THAVE TO MARRY IF WE DON'TWANT TO. NOBODY CAN FORCE US. OK. NICK, I LOVE YOU. LET'S NOT GET MARRIED. IF THERE IS ANYONE HERE WHO CAN SHOWWHY THESE PARTIES SHOULDN'T BE JOINEDIN HOLY MATRIMONY, LET HIM SPEAK NOWOR FOREVER-- STOP THIS MARRIAGE! IT'S CRAZY!THEY'RE TOO YOUNG! ALEX. OVER HERE. THAT'S THE MARRIAGEI CAME TO STOP. YOU TWO KIDS LOOK PERFECTFOR EACH OTHER. JUST, UH... CARRY ON WITH YOUR VOWS. MIKE, HE'S RIGHT.WE ARE TOO YOUNG. MAYBE WE ARETOO YOUNG. I DON'T KNOWTHAT FOR SURE, MIKE. JUST GIVING YOUSOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. WE COULD GO OUTFOR A WHILE BEFORE WE GET MARRIED. MAYBE WE WON'TLIKE EACH OTHER. THANKS. THANKS. ANYTIME. YOU'RE WELCOME. JUST SOMETHING I WANTEDTO GET OFF MY CHEST. I WARMED-UP ON THEM. NOW, I'M STOPPINGYOUR MARRIAGE. ALEX, WE'RE NOTGETTING MARRIED. THIS IS A FIRST. TWO MARRIAGESWIPED OUT WITHONE OBJECTION. A NUPTIALDOUBLE PLAY. CONGRATULATIONS. WELL, THEY'VEGOT TO BE MARRIEDBY NOW, ELYSE. HOW LONGDOES IT TAKETO SAY "I DO"? EVEN FOR NICK. THAT'S THE WRONGATTITUDE. WE HAVE TO WELCOME NICKINTO THIS FAMILY. IT'S NOT HOWWE PICTURED IT. NOT AT ALL. I ALWAYS THOUGHT WE'DBE AT MALLORY'S WEDDING. ALL HER FRIENDS WOULDBE THERE THROWING RICE. JEN WOULD CARRY FLOWERS. ALEX WOULDAPPRAISE THE GIFTS. LET'S NOT FORGETONE THING, STEVEN. SHE'S STILLOUR MALLORY. YEAH. BUT NOW HE'S OUR NICK. [CAR ENGINE] THAT'S MALLORYAND NICK. PLEASE, HONEY.TRY TO BE CIVIL. I WILL. MOM, DAD... WE HEARD. CONGRATULATIONS. WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY. S-S-SON. HUH? WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY. WHEN YOU MARRYOUR DAUGHTER, YOU ENTER OUR FAMILY. SO, WELCOME!WELCOME! WELCOME! WE'RE NOT MARRIED. WE CHANGED OUR MINDS. YEAH. IT DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT. OH! OH! NICK, I'VE NEVER FELTCLOSER TO YOU THAN... THAN I DOAT THIS MOMENT. ME, TOO, DAD. SORRY ABOUTALMOST MARRYING YOUR DAUGHTER. NO. DON'T BE SILLY. THE IMPORTANT THING IS YOU'RE IN NO WAYRELATED TO THIS FAMILY. YOU GET SOME SLEEP. I WILL. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU, TOO,MALLORY. I'LL WAIT FOR YOU,SO YOU WAIT FOR ME. I WILL. HEY. HEY.HEY. HI. BOY, IT'S HARDTO BE 18. IT'S HARD BEING 35. TELL ME, HONEY... WHAT MADE YOUCHANGE YOUR MIND? IT SUDDENLYFELT WRONG. THE EXCITEMENTFADED AWAY WHEN I REALIZEDI WASN'T GOINGTOWARD SOMETHING, I WAS RUNNING AWAY. NICK FELT IT, TOO. I LIKE THAT NICK. I USED MARRIAGEAS AN EXCUSE. MY LIFE HAS GOTTENCOMPLICATED SO FAST. I WANTEDSOMETHING SETTLED,SOMETHING SAFE. I WISH I COULD PROMISE THAT EVERYTHINGWILL GET EASIER FOR YOU, THAT THE PRESSURESAND FRUSTRATIONS WOULD JUSTMAGICALLY DISAPPEAR, BUT THEY'RE NOT. WE'LL HAVE TO WORKTHROUGH THEM. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TORUN AWAY FROM US. NEXT TIMEI GET MARRIED, I WANTA BIG WEDDING WITH EVERYBODYTHERE. THAT SOUNDS GREAT. YOU CAN EVENINVITE NICK. HEY. WELL, IT WASVERY CLOSE. THANKFULLY I WASTHERE IN TIME TO NIP ITIN THE BUD. IT HAD NOTHINGTO DO WITH YOU. YOUR HELPINGYOUR SISTERWAS VERY TOUCHING. I DIDN'T DO THISFOR ME. SHE'S MY SISTER. I CARE DEEPLYFOR HER. HER HAPPINESSIS MY REWARD. [KNOCK ON DOOR] ALEX, I CAN'TWAIT ALL DAY. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BYPARAMOUNT PICTURES CORPORATION CAPTIONING PERFORMED BYTHE NATIONAL CAPTIONINGINSTITUTE, INC.