* I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER
* FOR A MILLION YEARS
* AND I BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER
* FOR A MILLION MORE
* OH, IT'S LIKE I STARTED BREATHING *
* ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED
* AND I CAN'T REMEMBER
* WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE
* WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY
* WITHOUT US
* WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY
* WITHOUT US
* AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHING
* WE CAN'T LOVE EACH OTHER THROUGH *
* WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY
* WITHOUT US
* SHA LA LA LA *
HEY, MAL.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP? IT'S 5:00.
GETTING A HEAD START STUDYING FOR A TEST.
WHAT'S THE TEST IN?
I'M NOT SURE.
YOU SHOULD'VE AWAKENED EARLIER.
WHY ARE YOU UP?
WELL, I...
I WAS ASLEEP.
I WAS HAVING THIS REALLY HOT DREAM.
THE BRITISH POUND WAS BEING DEVALUED...
PENCE BY PENCE.
THEN I HEAR TAPPING AT MY WINDOW.
I GET UP AND LOOK,
AND IT'S NICK
ON A 16-FOOT EXTENSION LADDER.
THOUGHT HE'D COME TO KILL ME.
QUITE A DREAM. YEAH.
YOU'RE MAKING A TREMENDOUS MISTAKE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
COME ON, MAL. IT'S 5 A.M.
YOU'RE STANDING HERE.
YOU'RE WEARING A WHITE DRESS.
YOU'RE CARRYING A SUITCASE.
EITHER YOU'RE A BRIDE-TO-BE
OR A VISITING NURSE.
PLEASE, TAKE MY TEMPERATURE.
ALEX, SIT.
WE'RE ELOPING.
WHY DO THIS?
BECAUSE I LOVE NICK.
I MEAN, WHY ARE YOU REALLY DOING THIS?
DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME?
DID I UNWITTINGLY DRIVE YOU TO THIS?
NO, ALEX.
OK. YOU GOT US OVER A BARREL.
WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS?
CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND? IT'S SIMPLE.
WE'RE IN LOVE.
MAL, LISTEN TO ME.
I REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU.
YOU'RE MAKING A TREMENDOUS MISTAKE,
NOT JUST BECAUSE OF NICK,
ALTHOUGH HE'S A BIG PART OF IT,
BUT BECAUSE OF YOU.
YOU'RE JUST STARTING TO REALIZE YOUR POTENTIAL,
TO GLIMPSE WHAT YOU COULD BECOME.
IF YOU MARRY NOW, IT STOPS SHORT.
I LOVE YOU.
THAT'S WHY I'M TELLING YOU THIS.
THANKS. I KNOW IT'S DIFFICULT
FOR YOU TO BE NICE.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
I KNOW THIS UPSETS YOU,
BUT THIS IS MY DECISION.
[RUNNING]
DID YOU GUYS SWITCH ROOMS ON ME, OR WHAT?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I'VE BEEN WAITING HOURS FOR YOU.
I'M WALKING WITH THE LADDER.
THIS GUY CHASES ME.
HE THINKS I'M AFTER HIS DAUGHTER.
I'M REALLY GOING TO MISS YOU, ALEX.
MAL...
DON'T GO.
WHAT AM I SAYING?
I KNOW, ALEX.
IT'S CRAZY, BUT I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU.
YOU'VE BEEN LIKE A BROTHER TO ME.
IT'S SO HARD TO BELIEVE.
YOU'LL WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR,
AND WE WON'T BE TOGETHER ANYMORE.
MALLORY, DON'T GO.
WHAT AM I SAYING?
I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO HARD TO LEAVE.
SO MANY MEMORIES HERE.
YEAH. ME, TOO.
I REALLY WANT YOU TO BE AT MY WEDDING.
YOU'RE MY BIG BROTHER.
YOU SHOULD BE THERE.
IT'S JUST ACROSS THE STATE LINE
IN ESSEX COUNTY.
NEXT TO THE BURGER BARN,
WHERE THE RECEPTION'S GOING TO BE.
NO.
NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME, I WON'T BE MALLORY KEATON.
I'LL BE MRS. NICK MOORE.
I'LL BE MR. NICK MOORE.
ALEX, ARE YOU OK?
ANOTHER SISTER AT DAWN.
WHY ARE YOU UP?
I'VE BEEN HIDING UNDER MY COVERS.
I HAD THIS WEIRD DREAM
THAT NICK WAS PEEKING IN OUR WINDOW.
IT REALLY SCARED ME.
IT WASN'T A DREAM, JEN.
IT'S WORSE.
IT'S TRUE.
WHAT?
NICK WAS LOOKING IN YOUR WINDOW.
HE WAS LOOKING IN EVERY WINDOW.
WHY?
I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS HE WANTED TO SEE HOW HUMANS SLEEP.
DID THEY ELOPE? TELL ME THEY ELOPED.
YES, THEY ELOPED.
TWO PEOPLE, FOR WHOM A ROADRUNNE CARTOON
IS A MAJOR CULTURAL EVENT,
ARE GOING TO BE JOINED IN HOLY MATRIMONY.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
WHY ARE YOU AGAINST THIS?
THEY LOVE EACH OTHER.
YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW WHAT'S AT STAKE.
YOU'RE WRONG. I KNOW PLENTY.
I KNOW MORE THAN YOU.
NOBODY KNOWS MORE THAN ME.
IT'S TOO LATE.
THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED.
YOU CAN'T STOP THEM.
I'M NOT LETTING THIS HAPPEN.
I'LL CATCH THEM AND TALK SOME SENSE INTO THEM.
THIS IS SO MEAN.
I HOPE YOU DON'T MESS UP MY WEDDING.
WHEN YOU'RE READY TO MARRY,
I'LL BE LIVING IN THE TAX-FREE BAHAMAS.
ALEX, YOU'RE IN YOUR PAJAMAS.
THANK YOU.
HI.
HEY.
I'M MIKE.
THIS IS ERIN.
NICK.
MALLORY.
GETTING MARRIED, HUH?
UH-HUH.
NICK, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
I'LL SIT DOWN.
I HATE ASKING,
BUT COULD YOU LAY A 20 ON ME?
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH LEFT FOR THE CEREMONY.
I DIDN'T THINK I'D HAVE TO BUY HER LUNCH.
KNOW EACH OTHER LONG?
ABOUT A YEAR.
WE MET LAST TUESDAY.
WOW. THAT'S NOT VERY LONG, IS IT?
WE MET EARLY IN THE DAY.
WE REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER,
SO WE'RE GOING FOR IT.
THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG. YOU DID FINE.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
CAN I HELP YOU?
WE WANT TO GET MARRIED.
YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
MALLORY, ALEX, JENNIFER, ANDREW! BREAKFAST!
HOW DID YOU SLEEP?
NOT THAT GREAT.
KIDS, GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT!
I CAN'T RID MYSELF OF THESE THOUGHTS
OF MALLORY AND NICK.
IT'S CREPT INTO MY SUBCONSCIOUS.
I DREAMT ABOUT THEM.
ABOUT HIM.
LAST NIGHT.
HEY, SO DID I.
DID YOU?
MM-HMM.
I DREAMT THAT NICK
WAS PEEKING THROUGH OUR WINDOW.
I HAD THE SAME DREAM.
REALLY?
HE WAS WHISPERING,
"MALLORY..."
"MALLORY."
HE WAS IN MINE, TOO.
"MALLORY!
MALLORY!"
WAS HE WEARING A TIE IN YOUR DREAM?
YES, HE WAS.
A BLUE TIE?
YES.
MALLORY!
GOOD MORNING.
WHERE'S MALLORY?
DON'T BLAME ME.
THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER TO "WHERE'S MALLORY?"
MALLORY AND NICK ELOPED.
OH, NO! NO! NO!
NO!
NO! NO! NO!
ALEX WENT AFTER THEM.
YES! YES! THANK YOU FOR SENDING ALEX.
THEY HAD A BIG LEAD.
NO! NO!
WHERE ARE THEY?
NOBODY TELLS ME ANYTHING.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?
IT'S WHAT MALLORY WANTED.
I'M REALLY HOPING THEY MAKE IT.
NO, CHERYL. WE'LL FIND HER.
THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.
WE'RE ALL WORRIED.
IF I SEE MALLORY,
I'LL TELL HER ABOUT YOUR NEW SWEATER.
YOU BET. BYE.
WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING.
FRIENDS, POLICE. THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO DO.
I FEEL SO DUMB.
YOU'RE NOT DUMB.
WE SAW IT COMING.
WE KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP.
I SHOULD'VE BEEN OUT THERE BENEATH HER WINDOW
WITH THE ENTIRE OHIO NATIONAL GUARD.
BUT INSTEAD, WHAT WAS I DOING?
I WAS SLEEPING WITH YOU.
WHAT A RIDICULOUS THING TO BE DOING.
YOU ARE DUMB.
IT ALL STARTED YEARS AGO,
WHEN WE CASUALLY DECIDED
TO LET MALLORY PLAY WITH OTHER CHILDREN.
DO WE DESERVE THIS?
LET'S ACCEPT THE FACT THAT THEY'RE MARRIED
AND MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
IT'S HOW WE'D HOPED WE'D BE TREATED
THE NIGHT YOU CRAWLED INTO MY PARENTS BEDROOM.
ACCEPT THIS? NEVER.
IT'S DONE. IT'S OVER.
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MALLORY. DO YOU?
NO.
THEN WE HAVE TO MAKE SOME ACCOMODATIONS.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I HAD A BAD DREAM.
SOMETIMES WE ALL HAVE BAD DREAMS.
WHAT WAS IT ABOUT?
NICK WAS AT MY WINDOW GOING, "MALLORY, MALLORY."
HEY, MAL, WHAT'S YOUR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME?
DONNELLY.
ELYSE CATHERINE DONNELLY.
WHAT'S YOUR DAD'S MIDDLE NAME?
RICHARD.
STEVEN RICHARD KEATON.
YOU OK, BABE?
I'M FINE.
I'M JUST VERY EXCITED AND HAPPY.
HEY, UH, YOU LOOK HAPPY.
EXCUSE ME. HOW LONG WILL THIS TAKE?
ERIN AND MIKE ARE FIRST.
YOU'LL BE A MARRIED WOMAN IN 10 MINUTES.
I'LL ASK YOU BOTH TO SIGN RIGHT HERE.
THAT'LL BE $25.
IS THERE ANY SPECIAL MUSIC YOU WANT PLAYED?
YEAH. LOLA BY THE KINKS.
HOW ABOUT GREENSLEEVES?
HOW'S THAT GO?
* ALAS, MY LOVE YOU DO ME WRONG *
* TO CAST ME OUT SO DISCOURTEOUSLY **
UH, SURPRISE ME.
I ALWAYS IMAGINED WE'D BE MARRIED
IN A MUCH BIGGER PLACE, DIDN'T YOU?
GUYS DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT STUFF.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT MY FAMILY WOULD BE THERE.
JENNIFER CARRYING THE FLOWERS.
ALEX WOULD APPRAISE THE GIFTS.
ISN'T THAT HOW YOU IMAGINED YOUR WEDDING?
I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
ARE YOU NERVOUS?
I TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
[WEDDING MARCH PLAYING]
WE'RE GATHERED HERE TODAY
TO JOIN YOU, ERIN, AND YOU, MICHAEL, IN MARRIAGE,
WHICH IS AN HONORABLE INSTITUTION.
IT'S THE FOUNDATION OF THE HOME
AS HOME IS THE FOUNDATION OF SOCIETY.
OHH. SOUNDS SERIOUS.
JOINING TOGETHER IN LOVE
WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING
IS BOTH NOBLE AND COURAGEOUS.
WHY ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED?
BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME.
IF I HADN'T ASKED, WOULD YOU BE HERE?
BY MYSELF?
WOULD YOU HAVE ASKED ME?
I'M NOT SURE. I'M NOT SURE WE'RE READY.
WHY DID YOU SAY YES?
YOU'RE MUCH SMARTER ABOUT THESE THINGS THAN ME.
I FIGURED SINCE YOU THOUGHT WE'RE READY,
WE MUST BE.
WHY DOESN'T IT FEEL RIGHT? WE'RE IN LOVE.
FEELS LIKE WE'RE BREAKING THE LAW.
LIKE OUR WEDDING PICTURE
MIGHT HANG IN THE POST OFFICE.
WE'RE STARTING WITH STRIKES AGAINST US.
YOUR PARENTS AND FRIENDS AREN'T HERE.
THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW LOLA.
MAYBE WE'RE GOING TOO FAST.
WE DON'T HAVE TO MARRY
IF WE DON'T WANT TO.
NOBODY CAN FORCE US.
OK.
NICK, I LOVE YOU.
LET'S NOT GET MARRIED.
IF THERE IS ANYONE HERE
WHO CAN SHOW WHY THESE PARTIES
SHOULDN'T BE JOINED IN HOLY MATRIMONY,
LET HIM SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER--
STOP THIS MARRIAGE!
IT'S CRAZY! THEY'RE TOO YOUNG!
ALEX. OVER HERE.
THAT'S THE MARRIAGE I CAME TO STOP.
YOU TWO KIDS LOOK PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER.
JUST, UH...
CARRY ON WITH YOUR VOWS.
MIKE, HE'S RIGHT. WE ARE TOO YOUNG.
MAYBE WE ARE TOO YOUNG.
I DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE, MIKE.
JUST GIVING YOU SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.
WE COULD GO OUT FOR A WHILE
BEFORE WE GET MARRIED.
MAYBE WE WON'T LIKE EACH OTHER.
THANKS.
ANYTIME.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
JUST SOMETHING I WANTED TO GET OFF MY CHEST.
I WARMED-UP ON THEM.
NOW, I'M STOPPING YOUR MARRIAGE.
ALEX, WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED.
THIS IS A FIRST.
TWO MARRIAGES WIPED OUT WITH ONE OBJECTION.
A NUPTIAL DOUBLE PLAY.
CONGRATULATIONS.
WELL, THEY'VE GOT TO BE MARRIED BY NOW, ELYSE.
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO SAY "I DO"?
EVEN FOR NICK.
THAT'S THE WRONG ATTITUDE.
WE HAVE TO WELCOME NICK INTO THIS FAMILY.
IT'S NOT HOW WE PICTURED IT.
NOT AT ALL.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT WE'D BE AT MALLORY'S WEDDING.
ALL HER FRIENDS WOULD BE THERE THROWING RICE.
JEN WOULD CARRY FLOWERS.
ALEX WOULD APPRAISE THE GIFTS.
LET'S NOT FORGET ONE THING, STEVEN.
SHE'S STILL OUR MALLORY.
YEAH.
BUT NOW HE'S OUR NICK.
[CAR ENGINE]
THAT'S MALLORY AND NICK.
PLEASE, HONEY. TRY TO BE CIVIL.
I WILL.
MOM, DAD...
WE HEARD.
CONGRATULATIONS.
WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY.
S-S-SON.
HUH?
WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY.
WHEN YOU MARRY OUR DAUGHTER,
YOU ENTER OUR FAMILY.
SO, WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME!
WE'RE NOT MARRIED.
WE CHANGED OUR MINDS.
YEAH. IT DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT.
OH!
NICK, I'VE NEVER FELT CLOSER TO YOU THAN...
THAN I DO AT THIS MOMENT.
ME, TOO, DAD.
SORRY ABOUT ALMOST MARRYING YOUR DAUGHTER.
NO. DON'T BE SILLY.
THE IMPORTANT THING
IS YOU'RE IN NO WAY RELATED TO THIS FAMILY.
YOU GET SOME SLEEP.
I WILL.
I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU, TOO, MALLORY.
I'LL WAIT FOR YOU, SO YOU WAIT FOR ME.
I WILL.
HEY.
HI.
BOY, IT'S HARD TO BE 18.
IT'S HARD BEING 35.
TELL ME, HONEY...
WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?
IT SUDDENLY FELT WRONG.
THE EXCITEMENT FADED AWAY
WHEN I REALIZED I WASN'T GOING TOWARD SOMETHING,
I WAS RUNNING AWAY.
NICK FELT IT, TOO.
I LIKE THAT NICK.
I USED MARRIAGE AS AN EXCUSE.
MY LIFE HAS GOTTEN COMPLICATED SO FAST.
I WANTED SOMETHING SETTLED, SOMETHING SAFE.
I WISH I COULD PROMISE
THAT EVERYTHING WILL GET EASIER FOR YOU,
THAT THE PRESSURES AND FRUSTRATIONS
WOULD JUST MAGICALLY DISAPPEAR,
BUT THEY'RE NOT.
WE'LL HAVE TO WORK THROUGH THEM.
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN AWAY FROM US.
NEXT TIME I GET MARRIED,
I WANT A BIG WEDDING
WITH EVERYBODY THERE.
THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
YOU CAN EVEN INVITE NICK.
HEY.
WELL, IT WAS VERY CLOSE.
THANKFULLY I WAS THERE IN TIME
TO NIP IT IN THE BUD.
IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
YOUR HELPING YOUR SISTER WAS VERY TOUCHING.
I DIDN'T DO THIS FOR ME.
SHE'S MY SISTER.
I CARE DEEPLY FOR HER.
HER HAPPINESS IS MY REWARD.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
ALEX, I CAN'T WAIT ALL DAY.
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