[ THEME SONG PLAYS ] * I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHERFOR A MILLION YEARS * * AND I'LL BET WE'LL BE TOGETHERFOR A MILLION MORE * * OH, IT'S LIKEI STARTED BREATHING * * ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED * AND I CAN'T REMEMBERWHAT I EVER DID BEFORE * * WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY * WITHOUT US? * WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY * WITHOUT US? * AND THEREAIN'T NO NOTHIN' * * WE CAN'T LOVEEACH OTHER THROUGH * * OOH-HOO * WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY * WITHOUT US? * SHA-LA-LA-LA ALL PACKED UP. [ GRUNTS ] EVERYTHING GOINGACCORDING TO PLAN HERE? YEP. PRETTY MUCHUNDER CONTROL. YOU KNOW,I THINK IT'S A SHAME THAT YOU'RE GONNA BEIN WASHINGTON ONALEX'S BIRTHDAY. WELL, AT LEAST I WAS WITH ALEXON WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY. YOU KNOW, NOW, I'M NOT ONETO PAT MYSELF ON THE BACK, BUT I THINKIT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA HAVING A PRE-BIRTHDAY PARTYFOR ALEX. TOO BAD IT COULDN'T BEFOR SOMEONE ELSE. HE'S HERE! OH! OKAY, OKAY,UH, EVERYBODY HIDE! COME ON, RIGHT THERE. [ GIGGLES ]Shh. [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]HERE HE COMES.Shh. Shh. [ DOOR SLAMS ] SURPRISE!SURPRISE!SURPRISE!SURPRISE! WHERE'D HE GO? I DON'T KNOW. ALEX? OH, ALEX? OH, THERE YOU ALL ARE. Elyse: OH! WHAT'S GOING ON? SURPRISE.SURPRISE.SURPRISE.SURPRISE. OH. A SURPRISE PARTY FOR ME? YEAH. YEAH, BUT I --BUT I DON'T GET IT. THIS WENT OFFWITHOUT A HITCH. YOUR MOM THOUGHTIT'D BE A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE A LITTLE BIRTHDAY PARTYFOR YOU NOW, SINCE I WON'T BE BACKFROM THE PBS CONFERENCE UNTIL SATURDAY NIGHT. HERE, ALEX.WE GOT YOU A CAKE. [ STEVEN CHUCKLES ] "HAPPY BAR MITZVAH,MARTIN." OH, THE BAKERYMADE A MISTAKE. IT WAS THE THOUGHTTHAT COUNTS. THIS IS REALLY NICE.THANK YOU. WELL, NOW,THIS ISN'T ALL. SATURDAY NIGHT, THE GIRLS AND IARE GONNA TAKE YOU OUT FOR A VERY SPECIALDINNER, AND WE'LL GIVE YOUYOUR GIFTS THEN. MM-HMM. FOR NOW,YOU JUST GET MINE. [ HUMMING ] HAPPY BAR MITZVAH,MARTIN. [ CHUCKLES ] WHOA. STATE OF THE ARTIN RADIOS. A NINE-BANDCOMPACT RECEIVER WITH SLIDE-RULEL.E.D. TUNING. PICKS UP ANY STATIONIN THE WORLD. Man: [ Swiss accent ] THIS IS RADIO SWITZERLAND. YODEL-LAY-HO-HO! WHOA. THESE ARE THE PRICES OF PRECIOUS METALS. GOLD CLOSED AT 408, SILVER AT 27, COPPER WAS DOWN. YODEL-LAY-HO-- DAD, DO YOU REALIZE I AM GETTINGTHIS INFORMATION SIX HOURS BEFORETHE REST OF THE FREE WORLD? OH, THANK YOU! HE SEEMS TO LIKE IT. [ SIGHS ] HI, EVERYBODY. HI, MOM.HI, MOM. HELLO, ELYSE. WELL... I-I-I FIGURED THAT SINCE I AMVIRTUALLY AN ADULT NOW, I-I COULD CALL YOU ELYSE... MOM. MOMMY. I'LL GET DINNER STARTED. ALEX, I ASKED YOUTHIS MORNING TO TAKE THE GARBAGE OUTBEFORE YOU WENT TO SCHOOL. YEAH, LISTEN.MOM, UH, I'VE BEEN THINKING. YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN TAKING OUTTHE GARBAGE FOR MANY YEARS NOW, AND, UH, I THINKI'VE GOTTEN ALL I CAN OUT OF THE EXPERIENCE. I'VE BEEN GROOMING THE MINORSTO TAKE OVER FOR ME. SO, NOW IS THE TIME... * DA DA DA-DA ...FOR THE CEREMONIALHANDING DOWN OF THE TRASH. MALLORY? JENNIFER. NICE TRY, ALEX. YEAH, OKAY.UH, I'LL DO IT LATER, MOM. I GOT TO PUTTHIS STUFF AWAY. SO,WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY? AH, SCHOOL,SOME OTHER STUFF. WHAT OTHER STUFF? THIS, THAT. [ SIGHS ] HOW DOES IT FEEL, DAY BEFOREYOUR 18th BIRTHDAY? FINE. IT WAS -- IT WAS FINE.NOTHING SPECIAL. PLEASANT CHATTINGWITH YOU. [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] I'LL GET THAT. MOM!MOM, I'LL GET THAT. I'LL GET THAT. HELLO? HEY, TED.HOW YOU DOING, PAL? YEAH.YEAH, 18 TOMORROW. HOW DOES IT FEEL? COME ON, TED.IT FEELS GREAT. I HAVE HADTHE MOST INCREDIBLE DAY. I CAN'T EVEN BEGINTO TELL YOU ABOUT IT. WELL, ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T I JUSTCOME OVER NOW? YEAH, OKAY.I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. ALL RIGHT.SEE YOU LATER. UH, SEE YOU LATER, MOM. BUT, ALEX,WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I'M GOING OVERTO TED'S. BUT WE'RE --IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR DINNER. OH, COME ON, MOM.I'M EXCITED. WHAT? IT'S THE DAY BEFOREMY 18th BIRTHDAY. I-I FEEL LIKE TALKINGTO SOMEONE. OH. WELL, BEFORE YOU GO, I WANT TO ASK YOUABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY DINNER. NOW, I MADE RESERVATIONSAT FACUDO'S. IS THAT OKAY? MOM, AH...I CAN'T MAKE IT. UH, NEIL AND DOUG ARE GONNATAKE ME OUT FOR MY BIRTHDAY. BUT THE GIRLS AND IALREADY PLANNED THIS. WE'RE REALLYLOOKING FORWARD TO IT. WELL, COME ON, MOM. I MEAN, I CAN GO OUTWITH YOU AND THE GIRLS ANYTIME. WELL, WHERE ARE THEYGONNA TAKE YOU? IT'S GONNA BEA BIG NIGHT, MOM. WE'RE GOING DOWNTO WHEELING, WEST VIRGINIA. NEIL -- NEIL KNOWS THIS BAR DOWN THERE,THE CAMELOT INN. WHOA!WE'RE GONNA GO THERE, THEN AFTERWARDS WE'RE GONNA STAYAT NEIL'S BROTHER'S APARTMENT DOWN IN WEST VIRGINIA. WELL, I-I DON'T KNOWIF I LIKE THIS IDEA. WELL, WHY NOT? WELL, FOR ONE THING, WHEELINGIS 100 MILES AWAY. WELL, WHAT DOES THATHAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? YOU LET DADGO TO WASHINGTON. THAT'S 431 MILES AWAY. ALEX... I DON'T LIKE THE IDEAOF YOU GOING TO A BAR. I MEAN, I DON'T THINKIT'S APPROPRIATE FOR SOMEONE YOUR AGE. MOM, I'M GONNA BE 18. LOOK, THE -- THE WEST VIRGINIASTATE LEGISLATURE SPENT A LOT OF TIMEAND EFFORT DECIDING THAT 18 IS THE APPROPRIATE AGEFOR THIS SORT OF THING. I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BESECOND-GUESSING THEM. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEWEST VIRGINIA STATE LEGISLATURE. I MEAN, ALEX,I'M YOUR MOTHER, AND I HAVE VETO POWEROVER THEM. IT'S PART OF OUR SYSTEMOF CHECKS AND BALANCES. MY ANSWER'S NO. [ SIGHS ] MOM,YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO, IF DAD WERE HERE,HE'D LET ME GO. I'M HERE. I HAVE MADE MY DECISION. WHAT YOUR FATHER WOULDOR WOULDN'T DO IS IRRELEVANT. I'LL TELL YOUWHAT'S IRRELEVANT -- THIS WHOLE DISCUSSIONIS IRRELEVANT! LOOK, 18 IS THE LEGAL AGEOF ADULTHOOD, WHICH MEANS I NOW HAVE THE RIGHTTO LIVE MY OWN LIFE WITHOUT HAVING TO CLEAR ITWITH YOU! NO, SIR! NOT WHILE YOU'RE LIVINGUNDER THIS ROOF! NOW,BIRTHDAY OR NO BIRTHDAY, YOU ARE NOT LEAVING THIS HOUSETOMORROW NIGHT, AND THAT IS FINAL! OH, YEAH? OH, YEAH? WELL, UH, LET METELL YOU SOMETHING. I AM NOT... TAKING THAT TRASH OUT... ...UNTIL I AMGOOD AND READY. OHH! HOW YOU DOING,ALEX? GREAT. JUST, UH, JUST GREAT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. YEAH.YEAH, SOME BIRTHDAY. I'M STUCK IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE OF SOMEARBITRARY EDICT HANDED DOWNBY A RUTHLESS DICTATOR WHO HAS NO APPRECIATIONFOR THE CONCEPT OF ADULTHOOD. MANY HAPPY RETURNS. WHY IS SHE DOING THIS,MALLORY? I DON'T KNOW ALL THE FACTS,ALEX, BUT SHE MUST HAVEGOOD REASON. I NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THATWHEN YOU WERE GROUNDED. WELL, SINCE IT'S YOU,I CAN BE MORE OBJECTIVE. UH, GIRLS,COULD I HAVE A FEW MINUTES ALONE WITH ALEX, PLEASE? SURE, MOM. UH, WERE YOU ABLETO GET IN TOUCH WITH NEIL? NO.NO, HE WAS OUT ALL DAY. ON TOP OFEVERYTHING ELSE NOW, I HAVE TO FACE THE GUYSIN PERSON AND TELL THEMI CAN'T GO TO THE BAR BECAUSE MY MOMMYWON'T LET ME. WELL, IF -- IF YOU'D LIKE, YOU CAN ASK THE BOYSIF THEY WOULD LIKE TO STAY AND CELEBRATEYOUR BIRTHDAY WITH YOU. I MEAN, I MADE THIS CAKE,AND I HAVE ICE CREAM. ARE THERE GONNA BEPONY RIDES, TOO? [ DOORBELL RINGS ] I'LL LET YOUHANDLE THIS. HEY!HEY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY,KEATON! WELL, WELCOMETO THE BIG LEAGUES, GUY. WELL, LET'S GET A MOVE ON,ALEX. THE CAMELOT INNBECKONS US. JOUSTING, WENCHES. I CALLED THIS GIRL I METLAST TIME I WENT DOWN THERE -- ROXANNE. SHE'S MEETING US AND BRINGINGA COUPLE OF FRIENDS. I CAN'T GO. WHAT? I HAD A BIG FIGHTWITH MY MOM, AND SHE'S MAKING MESTAY HOME. ON YOUR BIRTHDAY? UNBELIEVABLE, ISN'T IT? ALEX, COME ON. TALK TO HER.DO SOMETHING. THERE'S A BEAUTIFUL GIRL INWHEELING WITH YOUR NAME ON HER. NO. FORGET IT, GUYS.FORGET IT. SHE'S NOT GONNACHANGE HER MIND. JUST, UH --JUST GO AHEAD. HAVE A GOOD TIME. I HATE TO GO WITHOUT YOU...BUT OKAY. KIND OF IRONIC,ISN'T IT? WHAT? WELL, I MEAN, YOUR NOT BEINGABLE TO GO WITH US TONIGHT. I MEAN, AFTER ALL, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BEYOUR BIG NIGHT. YOUR 18th BIRTHDAY,YOUR COMING OF AGE. OH, WELL. NO, WAIT A MINUTE.WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS. NOT SO FAST. I'M COMING WITH YOU. HEY, I'M 18.I CAN DO WHAT I WANT. UH, WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOMMY,ALEX? LET ME DEAL WITH HER. HEY, UNFAIR RULESARE MADE TO BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY. NOW YOU'RE TALKING. LET'S GETOUT OF HERE. SO...[LAUGHS] ...IS THIS A CLASSY PLACEOR WHAT? IT'S REALLY ELEGANT. [ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ] THOSE ARE OUR DATES. THIS IS THE GREATEST PLACEI HAVE EVER BEEN. HEY, ROXANNE! I'M GLAD YOU REMEMBERED MEWHEN I CALLED. HOW COULD I FORGET? IT'S NOT EVERY DAYI MEET SOMEONE IN YOUR LINE OF WORK. UH, YEAH.I GUESS THAT'S TRUE. SO, HOW DID YOURSPACE SHUTTLE FLIGHT GO? IT WAS VERY ENJOYABLE. [ CHUCKLES ] THESE ARE MY FRIENDS,BUFFY AND CHRISTY. HI.HELLO. UH, PLEASE, SIT DOWN.SIT DOWN. TWO MORE EXCALIBURSAND A DRAGON'S BREATH. I'D LIKE YOU GIRLSTO MEET A COUPLE OF YOUNG AIR FORCECADETS UNDER MY CHARGE. THIS ISLIEUTENANT LIPPMAN. LADIES. AND THIS ISCOLONEL KEATON. UH, HOW YOU DOING? [ CHUCKLES ] THIS IS A BIG NIGHTFOR COLONEL KEATON, GIRLS. TOMORROW MORNINGAT 0500 HOURS, HE FLIES HIS FIRST MISSIONINTO HOSTILE ENEMY TERRITORY. REALLY? COME ON, NEIL. WELL,HE'S EXAGGERATING. HMM. A LITTLE. WELL,WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WELL, I-IT'S -- IT'S--IT'S NOT MY FIRST MISSION. IT'S --IT'S MY FIRST SOLO MISSION. YEAH,AND I'M GOING WITH HIM. OH. WHAT COUNTRYARE YOU ATTACKING? OH, UH... CANADA. WE'RE NOT AT WARWITH CANADA. [ CHUCKLES ] WAIT, ARE WE? ARE YOU SCARED? TELL ME, BUFFY, WHAT PLACE IS THEREFOR FEAR IN A STRUGGLEWHOSE ULTIMATE GOAL IS NOTHING LESS THANTHE SURVIVAL OF LIBERTY? I DON'T KNOW. SO, ARE YOU SCARED? LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORYABOUT FEAR, BUFF. UH, ABOUT A YEAR AGO, I'M -- I'M UP IN MY F-14DOING A TEST FLIGHT. I'M ABOUT 70,000 FEET UP. I HAD THAT PUPPYGOING MACH 2. ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE FAN BELTGOES OUT ON ME. [ WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY ] AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING? ANY OTHER PILOTIN THAT SITUATION MIGHT HAVE FELT FEAR. BUT, UH, NOT THIS GUY.NO, SIR. Doug:UH, ALEX. THAT'S COLONEL KEATON. UH, I'M -- I'M SORRY.COLONEL KEATON, I MEAN. WHAT IS IT? YOUR MOTHER'S HERE. I WANT YOUTO COME HOME WITH ME. EXCUSE ME... [ CLEARS THROAT ] ...BUT THE COLONELHAPPENS TO BE MY DATE. THE COLONEL? UH, YEAH.MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME. TONIGHT ISA BIG NIGHT FOR HIM. TOMORROW MORNING,HE'S INVADING CANADA. OH, I SEE! MAY I HAVE A WORDWITH YOU, PLEASE, COLONEL KEATON? YOUR ORDERS HAVE BEENRADICALLY CHANGED. UM, MRS. KEATON? WOULD YOU PLEASENOT TELL MY MOM THAT YOU SAW ME HERE? WHY ISHIS MOTHER HERE? UH, SHE PROBABLYCAME DOWN TO WISH HIM LUCK ON HIS MISSION TOMORROW. YOU HAD NO RIGHTTO DEFY ME, ALEX! I WANT YOU TO LEAVEWITH ME RIGHT NOW! NO.MOM, THIS IS CRAZY. LOOK, WE CAN TALKABOUT THIS LATER. TOMORROW MORNING. YOU'RE INVADING CANADATOMORROW MORNING. MOM, I'M NOT LEAVING WITH YOU.NO WAY. YOU ARE COMING HOME WITH MERIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN, AND THAT IS FINAL! HI. UH... NEIL, DOUG, LADIES, I GOT TO GO. HAVE A SAFE MISSION. MOM. BYE.BYE.BYE-BYE. HE'S STILL OUT THERE,MOM. IS HE GONNA STAYIN THE CAR ALL NIGHT? WELL, HE'LL HAVE TO COME INFOR BREAKFAST. CAN'T WE JUST PUT A BOWL OUTBY THE BACK DOOR? YOU KNOW,THIS IS RIDICULOUS. HE DIDN'T TALK TO METHE WHOLE WAY HOME, AND NOW HE WON'T EVENGET OUT OF THE CAR. IT'S GONNA LOWERTHE RESALE VALUE. [ DOOR SLAMS ] M-- JEN, WHY DON'T WE... I'M WITH YOU. I'M WITH YOU. MOM... I MADE A PACT WITH MYSELF NEVER TO SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. BUT I'VE GIVEN MYSELFPERMISSION TO SUSPEND IT. BRIEFLY. BECAUSE FRANKLY, MOM, THE CURIOSITYIS KILLING ME. HOW ON EARTHCAN YOU POSSIBLY JUSTIFY DOING WHAT YOU DID TO METONIGHT? GO AHEAD.I'M LISTENING. OH, I KNOW! I KNOW. YOU'RE MADBECAUSE I DISOBEYED YOU. WELL, LET METELL YOU SOMETHING, MOM -- I ONLY DISOBEYED YOUBECAUSE YOU WERE WRONG. WITHOUT JUST CAUSEOR PROVOCATION, YOU DENIED ME PERMISSION TO DO SOMETHING I HAVEEVERY RIGHT IN THE WORLD TO DO. OH, SURE. SURE,THIS IS YOUR HOUSE. AND AS LONG AS IT'S YOUR HOUSE,I GOT TO LIVE BY YOUR RULES. WELL,THAT USED TO BE TRUE. NOT ANYMORE, MOM.I'M AN ADULT NOW. I GOT 18 YEARSUNDER THIS BELT... AND MY LIFEIS IN MY OWN HANDS. HAVE YOU ANYTHING ELSETO SAY? I THOUGHT NOT. ALL RIGHT, MOM.OKAY. I THINK I'VE REFUTEDALL YOUR ARGUMENTS. UNTIL YOU ARE READYTO APOLOGIZE TO ME, I AM DONESPEAKING WITH YOU. OH! I DIDN'T REALIZEYOU'D STARTED SPEAKING WITH ME. WHAT IS THATSUPPOSED TO MEAN? FOR THE PASTTWO DAYS, ALEX, YOU HAVE COMPLAINED TO ME, GRUNTED AT ME,LECTURED TO ME, AND PRESENTED MEWITH ULTIMATUMS, BUT NOT ONCE -- NOT -- NOT ONCEHAVE YOU EVEN COME CLOSE TO TALKING WITH ME. SEMANTICS. OKAY, MOM. ALL RIGHT. OKAY, OKAY. I HAVEN'T BEENVERY "CHATTY" LATELY. I HAVEN'T BEENA MILLION LAUGHS. THAT IS NOTTHE ISSUE HERE. THE ISSUE HERE IS MY RIGHTTO LIVE MY OWN LIFE WITHOUT HAVING YOUTRY AND CONTROL IT! YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHTTO LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE. I'M NOT TRYINGTO DENY YOU THAT. OH, NO?! OH, NO?! OKAY, THEN WHY DID YOU DRIVE100 MILES AND HUMILIATE ME IN FRONT OF HALF THE STATEOF WEST VIRGINIA? YOU HADA FEW HOURS TO KILL? NO, ALEX. I DID ITBECAUSE YOU DEFIED ME. AND EVEN MORE IMPORTANTTHAN THAT, I DID IT BECAUSE I WAS HURTAND ANGRY AND FED UP! ABOUT WHAT? I'VE TRIED STARTINGCONVERSATIONS WITH YOU, ONLY TO BEPOLITELY DISMISSED. I'VE ASKED FOR YOUTO HELP AROUND THE HOUSE AND BEEN IGNORED. YOU CANCELED OUTDINNER PLANS THAT I HAD MADE WITHOUT A MOMENT'S THOUGHTTO M CONCERN IN THE MATTER. I DO NOT ENJOYBEING MADE TO FEEL LIKE AN INTRUSION AND AN ANNOYANCEIN MY OWN SON'S LIFE! OKAY. LOOK, MOM. I'M -- I'M SORRY THATI WASN'T MORE SENSITIVE. OKAY, I GUESSI SHOULD HAVE BEEN. BUT I'M NOT USED TOTHINKING THAT WAY WHEN IT PERTAINS TO YOU. I MEAN, I-I-I THINK OF YOUAS MY MOTHER, NOT -- NOT AS A PERSON. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. SURPRISE, ALEX.I AM A REAL PERSON. FLESH AND BLOOD,REAL FEELINGS! AND MAYBE IN --IN ONE SENSE, I WAS WRONG NOT TO LET YOUGO OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS. BUT IF YOU WANT ME TO RESPECTYOUR RIGHTS AS AN ADULT, THEN YOU BETTERSTART RESPECTING MINE! OKAY, I DIDN'TRESPECT YOUR RIGHTS, AND YOU DIDN'T RESPECT MINE. SO, UH... HOW DO WE FIGURE OUT WHO'S RIGHTAND WHO'S WRONG HERE? [ SIGHS ] THERE IS NO ABSOLUTERIGHT OR WRONG. IT'S MY JOB AS A PARENTTO -- TO SET BOUNDARIES, AND IT'S YOUR JOBTO NEGOTIATE TO CHANGE THEM. WHEN YOU WERE 7 YEARS OLD,WE GOT IN AN ARGUMENT BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO WALKTO SCHOOL BY YOURSELF. I REMEMBER. I REMEMBER, AND, UH... I WAS RIGHT. AND YOU LET ME GO. YES.BUT I FOLLOWED YOU. AND I HID BEHINDTREES AND MAILBOXES TO MAKE SUREYOU LOOKED BOTH WAYS AND YOU CROSSEDON THE GREEN. DID I? YES. IN FACT, WHEN ANOTHER KID TRIED TO CROSSIN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLOCK, YOU MADE A CITIZEN'S ARREST. YEAH, THAT WASLITTLE TIMMY DUGAN. I LET HIM OFFWITH A WARNING. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE TO ME,ALEX... THAT 18 YEARS AGO TONIGHT,I HAD A BABY BOY. ME, RIGHT? EVER SINCE THAT NIGHT, YOU'VE BEEN TRYING SO HARDTO GROW UP, AND I'VE BEEN TRYING SO HARDNOT TO LET IT HAPPEN. WELL, CONSIDERING, UH... WE HAVE BEENAT CROSS PURPOSES, UH... I THINKWE'RE DOING ALL RIGHT. MOM, UM... I'M SORRY THAT I'VE BEENTREATING YOU SO ROTTEN LATELY. ACCEPTED. SORRY I RUINED YOUR DINNER. AH,DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I HAD TO GO TO BEDEARLY ANYWAY. I'M ATTACKING CANADAIN THE MORNING. GOOD LUCK. THANK YOU. AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY. THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU, HONEY.I-I... AW, MOM.DON'T START THAT STUFF. I LOVE YOU TOO, MOM. [ CHUCKLES ] OH. AH, IT'S GETTING PRETTY LATE.YOU COMING UP? YEAH. IN A SECOND. UH, THERE'S SOMETHINGI GOT TO DO FIRST. I JUST WANT TO TAKETHIS GARBAGE OUT. ELYSE.