[ THEME SONG PLAYS ] * I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHERFOR A MILLION YEARS * * AND I'LL BET WE'LL BE TOGETHERFOR A MILLION MORE * * OH, IT'S LIKEI STARTED BREATHING * * ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED * AND I CAN'T REMEMBERWHAT I EVER DID BEFORE * * WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY * WITHOUT US? * WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY * WITHOUT US? * AND THEREAIN'T NO NOTHIN' * * WE CAN'T LOVEEACH OTHER THROUGH * * OOH-HOO * WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY * WITHOUT US? * SHA-LA-LA-LA EXCUSE ME. I'M HERETO SEE MR. HEANEY. ALEX KEATON.I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT. HI, I'M REBECCA RYAN. MR. HEANEY'SEXPECTING YOU. HE'S GONNA BEBACK IN JUST A MINUTE. AH, WELL.THANK YOU, DEAR. OUR COMPUTER IS DOWN, AND HE WENT TO GETTODAY'S OPENING PRICES ON THE GERMAN MARKAND THE ENGLISH POUND. OH, IT'S 1.5935FOR THE POUND AND THE MARK UP3/10 TO 1.93. WELL, I NEVERLEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT THE DAY'SEXCHANGE RATES. FEEL NAKED. WELL,WE'LL CERTAINLY KNOW WHO TO CALLIN THE FUTURE, WON'T WE? OH, LISTEN, DO YOU THINK YOUOR ONE OF THE OTHER GIRLS CAN ROUND ME UPA CUP OF COFFEE? THE OTHER GIRLS ARE BUSY,BUT I'LL GET IT. OH, THANKS. AND A LITTLEPIECE OF DANISH. CERTAINLY. YOU'RE A DOLL. GOOD MORNING, ALEX.GLAD YOU COULD COME BACK. OH, MR. HEANEY.THANK YOU. I'M PLEASEDTO BE HERE. WELL, ALEX,WHY BE COY? THIS MEETING IS JUSTA FORMALITY. WE'VE SEEN YOUR RéSUMé.WE KNOW YOU'RE BRILLIANT. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLYTHE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB. MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY. RARELY HAVE I SEEN A YOUNG MANWITH YOUR LUST FOR MONEY WHO WAS NOT IN JAIL. THANK YOU, SIR. THAT MEANSA LOT TO ME. HERE YOU GO,ALEX. OH, THANKS, HON. OH, I SEE YOU'VE METMS. RYAN. OH, BECKY? YEAH, BECKY AND IARE OLD FRIENDS. I THINK YOU'LL ENJOYWORKING FOR HER, TOO. WORKING...FOR HER? YES. MS. RYAN'S OUR VICE PRESIDENTAND OPERATIONS MANAGER AND THE PERSON IN CHARGEOF THE INTERNSHIP PROGRAM. SHE'LL BE YOUR BOSS. CREAM AND SUGAR? HE'S ALL YOURS, REBECCA. MOLD HIM IN YOUR IMAGE. YOU'RE MY BOSS? MM-HMM. SURPRISE. WELL, I MEAN, NATURALLYI ASSUMED THAT... LOOK, YOU LOOK MORE LIKE A MODELTHAN A VICE PRESIDENT. THANK YOU. NOW, WHAT I THINKYOU SHOULD START WITH FIRST IS FAMILIARIZE YOURSELFWITH OUR PROCEDURE MANUAL. AND THEN I -- WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT? WELL, YOU LOOK SO CUTEWHEN YOU'RE GIVING ORDERS. ONCE YOU'VE DONE THAT, I'D LIKE YOU TO GIVE MEA WRITTEN ASSESSMENT OF THE DIFFERENTOPERATING PROCEDURES. AND THEN I'D LIKE YOUTO INSPECT OUR VARIOUS -- AM I BEING CUTE AGAIN? VERY. WELL, YOU'LLGET USED TO IT. LET'S GO.THANK YOU. THEY GOTTO BE KIDDING. OHH! WELL, UH... EITHER YOUGOT THAT BANK JOB, OR RICHARD NIXONHAS RE-ENTERED POLITICS. I GOT THE JOB! WHOA! CONGRATULATIONS! THAT'S GREAT, ALEX. NOW YOU CANBALANCE MY CHECKBOOK. MALLORY, I'M A BANKER,I'M NOT A MAGICIAN. WELL, EXACTLYWHAT KIND OF WORK ARE YOU GONNA BEDOING DOWN THERE? EVERYTHING, MOM, EVERYTHING. MS. RYAN WAS REALLYIMPRESSED WITH ME. SHE'S HAVING ME CROSS-TRAINEDIN EVERY FACET OF THE OPERATION. MS. RYAN? YEAH, MY BOSS. YOUR BOSS IS A WOMAN? I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.AND YOU'RE WRONG. HAVING A WOMANFOR A BOSS IS NOT GONNA BEA PROBLEM FOR ME. DO YOU WANT JENNIFER AND METO BOSS YOU AROUND A LITTLE TO GET USED TO IT? I'LL CALL YOUIF I NEED YOU. OKAY. COME ON, ALEX,I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED. I THOUGHT YOU'D BEA LITTLE MORE UPSET TO FIND OUT YOURBOSS WAS A WOMAN. NO, MOM. YOU DO MEA GRAVE INJUSTICE. ALEX P. KEATONWELCOMES A WOMAN AS A BOSS. ESPECIALLY A CUTE LITTLE TOMATOLIKE THAT MS. RYAN. I'VE WAITEDYOUR WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS. MAKE ME HAPPY. TELL YOUR MOMIT'S KILLING YOU. MOM... IT'S GONNA BE A PIECEOF CAKE. LOOK, I'M GONNAHELP MS. RYAN OUT. I'M GONNAGUIDE HER THROUGH THE COMPLEX WORLDOF HIGH FINANCE. I MEAN, I'LL THROW INA FEW SENSITIVE COMMENTS EVERY NOW AND THEN. BY THE END OF THE WEEK,I'M GONNA BE RUNNING THE BANK. MS. RYAN IS GONNA BERUNNING THE VACUUM CLEANER. IF THAT WASN'TCLEVER ENOUGH, I CONVINCED HIM TO CONVERT ALL THE INTERESTIN HIS MONEY MARKET FUND INTO MUNI BONDS -- TAKE ADVANTAGEOF HIS INCOME-TAX SITUATION USING CODE 253-AOF THE NEW STATE TAX LAWS. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? OH! UH...JUST, UH...GUY TALK. GUY TALK. YOU KNOW -- BANKING,MONEY, FINANCE. YOU WOULDN'T BEINTERESTED. WELL, THANKSFOR SPARING ME. I GET SO CONFUSEDWHEN YOU BIG, STRONG MEN START TALKING ABOUTTHINGS WITH NUMBERS. I'M JUSTKIDDING YOU. YOU KNOW, A PRETTYGIRL LIKE YOU, YOU SHOULD SMILE MORE. SHOW SOME TEETH. MY OFFICE. NOW. OH! ALLOW ME. YOU KNOW, THAT'S A REALLY NICEOUTFIT YOU'RE WEARING TODAY. GOES WELLWITH THE MONEY. WHOA. ALEX, I JUST FINISHED READINGYOUR REPORT YOU WROTE FOR ME CONCERNING OUROPERATING PROCEDURES. I HAD A LITTLEPROBLEM WITH IT. OH, REALLY? GEE, I TRIED NOTTO MAKE IT TOO TECHNICAL. I TRIED TO KEEP ITAS SIMPLE AS I COULD. LET ME QUOTE YOUHERE. "SEE SPOTVISIT THE BANK. "SEE SPOT APPLYFOR A CAR LOAN. APPLY, SPOT, APPLY." YEAH, THAT'S IT.WHERE DID I LOSE YOU? I ALSO READ THE REPORTTHAT YOU WROTE FOR MR. HEANEY, WHICH WAS EXTREMELY WELLTHOUGHT-OUT AND COMPREHENSIVE. THERE WAS SOMEVALID CRITICISM AND SOME REALLYINTERESTING SUGGESTIONS. MY REPORT CONTAINEDRECIPES, DIET TIPS, AND CARPET SWATCHES. I KNOW WHAT MAKESYOU GALS HAPPY. THIS REPORT IS INCREDIBLYPATRONIZING AND OFFENSIVE. JUST WHO DO YOU THINKYOU'RE DEALING WITH? IT MAY SHOCK YOU TO KNOWTHAT I HAVE A FULL GRASP OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW A LOT MOREABOUT BANKING THAN YOU DO. WELL... ALL RIGHT. LET'S JUST SEEHOW SHARP YOU REALLY ARE. SIT. DO YOU KNOW WHATA TAX-DEFERRED ACCOUNT IS? OF COURSE, IT'S WHEN TAXESAREN'T CHARGED TILL THE END OF THE TERM. HOW ABOUT A KEOGH? YES, THAT'S A RETIREMENT PLANFOR SELF-EMPLOYED PERSONS WITH A MINIMUM BALANCEOF $500. KELVIN BONDS? I'VE HEARD OF THOSE. I HAVE HAD ITUP TO HERE WITH GUYS LIKE YOU. I AM TIRED OFCODDLING YOU REFUGEES FROM THE WOMEN'SMOVEMENT WHO CANNOT ACCEPT THE FACTTHAT WOMEN ARE AS GOOD AS MEN. WELL, LET ME TELL YOUSOMETHING, TOOTS. THERE'S NOTHINGYOU CAN DO THAT I CAN'T DO BETTER. OH, REALLY? NAME IT. I COULD THROWA FOOTBALL FARTHER THAN YOU. I COULD PLAY CHESSBETTER THAN YOU. I COULD OUTRUN YOU.I COULD OUT-WRESTLE YOU. I CAN OUTBOX YOU. OH, YEAH? I'M NOT AFRAID.COME ON. RIGHT NOW. GET OUT THOSE CHESS PIECES. I DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE,KEATON. I WANT A NEW REPORTFROM YOU. AND I WANT IT TO BE THE BESTREPORT YOU'VE EVER WRITTEN. AND I WANT ITON MY DESK BY TUESDAY. 'CAUSE IF IT'S NOT THERE, PAL,YOU'RE OUT ON YOUR EAR. GOT IT? YES, MA'AM. MS. RYAN...SIR. COME ON. KEATON.YOU GOT TO LOOSEN UP. GOOD-LOOKING FELLALIKE YOU SHOULD SMILE MORE. SHOW SOME TEETH. HEY.HI, ALEX. SORRY I'M LATE.WHAT A DAY. FULL LOAD OF CLASSESIN THE MORNING AND THEN AN AFTERNOONWITH REBECCA THE HUN. YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING ONANY BETTER WITH MS. RYAN? OH, MOM,SHE'S DRIVING ME NUTS. ALL SHE DOES IS BOSS MEAROUND ALL DAY. WELL, ALEX.SHE'S YOUR BOSS. WELL, IT'S THE WAYSHE DOES IT. SHE SEEMS TO BE DELIBERATELYPICKING ON ME. I MEAN, NOTHING I DOIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER. I DIDN'T THINKIT WOULD BE POSSIBLE TO BE UNHAPPY IN A BANK,BUT IT'S HAPPENED. MONEY ISN'T FUN ANYMORE. HAVE YOU TRIEDTALKING TO HER? OH, MOM, I'VE TRIEDEVERYTHING -- CANDY, PERFUME. I EVEN SENT HERFLOWERS. ALL SHE DOESIS LAUGH AT ME. SHE CHALLENGED METO AN ARM WRESTLE. I LOVE THIS WOMAN. YEAH, WELL, I'M ATMY WITS' END HERE. I HAVE TRIED EVERY RATIONALAPPROACH TO THIS PROBLEM. I'M READY TO TRY SOMETHINGIRRATIONAL. MAL. WELL, WHAT SIGN IS SHE? MOVING ALONG. ALEX, YOUR PROBLEMIS THAT YOU JUST DON'T LISTEN TO WHATWOMEN HAVE TO SAY. I MEAN, EVERY TIMEA WOMAN SAYS SOMETHING, YOU COMPLETELY IGNORE THEM. MAYBE I SHOULD TALKTO DAD ABOUT THIS. YOU KNOWTHE WORST PART, MOM? THE WORST PART IS,I REALLY COULD HAVE LIKED HER. I MEAN, UNDER DIFFERENTCIRCUMSTANCES, WHO KNOWS? BUT SHE'S GOTTHIS ATTITUDE PROBLEM. IT SOUNDS LIKE THE ATTITUDEPROBLEM IS YOURS, NOT HERS. [ SCOFFS ][ TELEPHONE RINGS ] I GOT IT. I GOT IT, I GOT IT,I GOT IT. HELLO. MS. RYAN. WELL, THANK YOU.I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT. IT MEANS A LOT FOR METO HEAR YOU PRAISE MY WORK. [ SCOFFS ] I LIKE THAT. OKAY, I'LL BERIGHT OVER. GOODBYE. SHE, UM,SHE REALLY LIKED THE NEW EVALUATIONREPORT I DID FOR HER. SHE WANTS ME TO COME DOWNTO THE BANK RIGHT NOW AND DISCUSS SOMEOF MY SUGGESTIONS. SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD CHANCETO GET ON BETTER TERMS. YOU KNOW, SHE WASACTUALLY CIVIL TO ME ON THE PHONERIGHT THERE. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE YOU GUYSWERE RIGHT. MAYBE I'VE BEENTHE PROBLEM ALL ALONG. HE DOES HAVE HIS MOMENTS. THIS REPORTIS REALLY FIRST-RATE. THERE'S A LOTOF INNOVATIVE IDEAS. IT'S CLEAR.IT'S CONCISE. IT'S INTELLIGENT AND ONLY ONERECIPE INCLUDED. WELL, I DIDN'T WANTYOU TO THINK I'D COME AROUNDCOMPLETELY. ALEX, I'M AFRAID WE GOT OFFTO A REALLY ROCKY START. I WAS HOPING MAYBE THIS REPORTCOULD BE A NEW BEGINNING FOR US. I'D WELCOME THAT. OKAY. LET'S GETTO WORK, THEN. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,BEFORE WE GET STARTED... I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FORMY ATTITUDE LAST WEEK. I MEAN, YOU WEREIN CHARGE HERE. I DIDN'T TREAT YOUWITH THE PROPER RESPECT. I'M SORRY. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW GLAD I AMTO HEAR YOU SAY THAT, ALEX. I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY. THANK YOU, MS. RYAN. ALEX, PLEASE,CALL ME REBECCA. OOH, I DON'T KNOWIF I COULD DO THAT. I MEAN,I'M NOT THAT BOLD. IT'S NOT IN MY NATURE. REALLY, PLEASE.IT'S OKAY. OKAY, REBECCA. I'M GONNA USE ITSPARINGLY. YOU KNOW, REBECCA... THESE PAST FEW WEEKS,WHILE DIFFICULT, HAVE BEEN A REALLEARNING EXPERIENCE FOR ME. REBECCA... ...I HAVE NEVERKNOWN ANYBODY WHO KNEW AS MUCHABOUT MONEY AS I DO. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN INTERESTEDIN MONEY, SAME AS YOU. WHILE THE OTHER GIRLSWERE PLAYING WITH DOLLS, I WAS BUSY TRYING TO MAKE GOLDBY MELTING DOWN BARBIE'S HAIR. SO WAS YOUR DADA BANKER, TOO? NO, ACTUALLY,HE WAS AN ARTIST. OOH, I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW... THESE ARE THE FIRSTPERSONAL WORDS WE'VE EVEREXCHANGED. I MEAN, THIS IS LIKE THE FIRSTTIME WE'VE EVER TALKED. YOU KNOW, I MUST CONFESSTHAT EVEN WHEN WE WERE AT ODDS, I COULDN'T HELPBUT LIKE YOU A LITTLE BIT. YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S HARD TO...TOTALLY NOT LIKE ME. I'M GONNA GO GETLAST WEEK'S PRINTOUTS. I'M REALLY GLADWE'RE GONNA GET ALONG. THIS IS GREAT. SHE IS GREAT. I'M GREAT. WE'RE GREAT TOGETHER. IS IT JUST ME, OR IS THERE SOMETHINGGREAT GOING ON? YOU AREAN IRRESISTIBLE GUY. SHE'S A GORGEOUS GIRL. IT DOES NOT TAKEA MATHEMATICIAN TO SEE WHAT THISADDS UP TO. FACE IT, KEATON,SHE WANTS YOU. SHE IS BEING COMPETITIVE TO CHANNEL HER DESIRES INTO SOCIALLYACCEPTABLE OUTLETS. LIKE ARM WRESTLING,KICKBOXING... SHE CAN'T KEEPHER HANDS OFF ME. SHE CAN'T KEEPHER FEET OFF ME. HERE WE GO. WE SHOULD STARTWITH NEW ACCOUNTS. ISN'T THIS GREAT? THE GREATEST. YOU KNOW, THERE'SSOMETHING ABOUT A BANK IN THE MOONLIGHT. GOLLY, HERE WE ARE,LOCKED IN HERE ALONE. ALL THAT MONEY ISRIGHT BEHIND THAT DOOR. IT'S EXCITING, ISN'T IT? YEAH. THAT WAS A MISTAKE,WASN'T IT? I CAN'T BELIEVEYOU DID THAT! I THOUGHT THAT'S WHATYOU WANTED ME TO DO. I MEAN, YOU INVITE A GUYTO A BANK AT NIGHT. I MEAN, WHAT DID YOUEXPECT ME TO DO, OPEN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT? THIS IS A BUSINESSRELATIONSHIP, PERIOD! YEAH, WELL, I DON'T HAVEBUSINESS RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN, OKAY? IT'S UNNATURAL. HEY, DAD. OH, HI, ALEX. WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP? OH, I'M MAKINGSOME COCOA FOR ANDY. HE'S HAVING A LITTLETROUBLE FALLING ASLEEP. DADDY'S COCOA... Both: NOT AVAILABLEIN ANY STORE. I USED TO MAKE ITFOR YOU ON THOSE NIGHTSWHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE UPSET. SAY YOU'D ONLY GOTTENA 98 ON A TEST OR SOMETHING, YOU'D BE UPIN YOUR BED CRYING. IT USED TOCALM YOU DOWN. YEAH, I REMEMBER. WE'D STAY UP ALL NIGHT,TALK ABOUT POLITICS. THEN I'D START CRYING. WELL, HOW DID THINGS GOAT THE BANK WITH MS. RYAN? WHAT HAPPENED? I DON'T KNOW, DAD.I DON'T KNOW. I MAKE ONE LITTLE MISTAKE.SHE BLOWS UP AT ME. WHAT DID YOU DO? WELL,IT STARTED OUT FINE. SHE COMPLIMENTED ME. I COMPLIMENTED HER. WE TALKED ABOUT OUR CHILDHOODS,FAMILIES. WE COULD NOTHAVE BEEN HAPPIER. WELL, THAT DOESN'T SOUNDLIKE MUCH OF A MISTAKE. THEN I KISSED HER. OOH. MEN CANNOT WORKWITH WOMEN, DAD. NOT WITH THE WOMANAS A BOSS. ESPECIALLY NOTA PRETTY WOMAN. ALEX, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. I MEAN, WHO STARTEDTHIS WOMEN'S MOVEMENT, ANYWAY? I MEAN, 30 YEARS AGOEVERYTHING WAS GREAT. RIGHT? MEN WORKED.WOMEN STAYED AT HOME. EVERYONEKNEW WHO WAS BOSS. EVERYONE WAS HAPPY. THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,IT'S THE '60s. YOU TURN AROUND,THERE'S A WOMEN'S MOVEMENT. I WAS BORNTOO LATE, DAD. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN BORNIN THE '50s. EVEN THEN, YOU'D BE A LITTLEON THE CONSERVATIVE SIDE. THE 1750s. EVEN THEN, YOU'D BE A LITTLEON THE CONSERVATIVE SIDE. [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] YEAH? HI, I'M REBECCA RYAN. OH, YES, OF COURSE.COME IN. IT'S NOT TOO LATE,IS IT? OH, NO, NOT AT ALL.PLEASE... COCOA? NO, THANKS. DAD, I'M WAITING. OKAY,BUT YOU KNOW THE RULES -- ONLY THREE PITCHESAFTER MIDNIGHT. FOUR. FOUR. OKAY, OKAY. IF YOU FOLLOWED MEHOME TO FIRE ME, YOU WASTED A TRIP. I QUIT. ALEX, I DON'TWANT YOU TO QUIT. OKAY. YOU QUIT. ALEX, WE HAVE A VERYREAL PROBLEM HERE. NOW, YOU AREMUCH TOO VALUABLE TO THE BANK FOR ME TO LET YOU GO. YOU'RE ALSO MUCH TOO ANNOYINGFOR ME TO LET YOU STAY. YOU SEE MY PROBLEM. WELL... ANALYZING THISON A COST/BENEFIT BASIS, THE QUESTION IS THIS -- AM I MORE VALUABLETHAN ANNOYING? I KNOW THAT'S A QUESTIONMY FAMILY'S BEEN ASKING... ...FOR SOME TIME NOW. WELL, WHAT DID THEYCOME UP WITH? THEY'RE SPLIT. ALEX, WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOUTO DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT I'M AN INTELLIGENTWOMAN AND I'M YOUR BOSS? LOOK, I THINKI'M HANDLING IT VERY WELL. I DON'T KNOW. I GUESSI ALWAYS THINK OF WOMEN IN ONE OF THREE WAYS. COMFORTING, NURTURING,LIKE MY MOM. IRRITATING AND IRRATIONAL,LIKE MY SISTERS. AND ROMANTIC PROSPECTS. WHICH IS EVERYBODY ELSE. THERE IS ANOTHERCATEGORY, ALEX. OH, YEAH?WHAT'S THAT? FRIENDS. HOW CAN WE BE FRIENDS? WE DON'T REALLYTRUST EACH OTHER WE DON'T REALLY COMMUNICATEWITH EACH OTHER. WE DON'T REALLYUNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. BUT WE HAVESOMETHING ELSE THAT IS EVENMORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT. WE HAVE SOMETHING THATTRANSCENDS THESE COMMON BOUNDS AND BONDS US IN A WAYTHAT NOTHING ELSE CAN. WHAT'S THAT? MONEY. WE BOTH LOVE MONEY. WE ADORE MONEY. WE CAN'T GETENOUGH OF IT. I LOVE WHENTHE BILLS GET OLD. SO SOFT AND CRINKLY, I'D MAKE A PILLOWOUT OF THEM. OH, WHAT ABOUT NEW BILLS? CRISP BILLS THAT DON'T HAVEA FOLD IN THEM YET. OH, THERE IS NOTHINGLIKE THE SMELL OF NEW MONEY. THE SMELL OF NEW MONEYON A RAINY DAY. A LITTLE FIREGOING... AHH.AHH. LOVE THAT GREEN. I THINK OUR RELATIONSHIPCAN BE AS STRONG AS THE DOLLAR ITSELF. I'M REALLY -- I'M REALLY,REALLY SORRY. SO WHATDO WE DO NOW? WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAYWE FIND A LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP THAT'S COMFORTABLEFOR BOTH OF US? WELL, ARE YOU SURETHAT YOU WANT TO WORK WITH ME? I MEAN, I HAVEBEEN THIS WAY A LONG TIME. I'M NOT SURETHAT I CAN CHANGE. YOU'LL BE FINE, AND WE'LL BE FRIENDSFOR A REALLY LONG TIME. YOU'LL SEE. HOW DO YOU KNOW? JUST CALL ITBOSS' INTUITION. SO I'LL SEE YOUAT 9:00 TOMORROW? SURE THING. BOSS.