[ THEME SONG PLAYS ]
* I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A MILLION YEARS *
* AND I'LL BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOR A MILLION MORE *
* OH, IT'S LIKE I STARTED BREATHING *
* ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED
* AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE *
* WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY
* WITHOUT US?
* WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY
* WITHOUT US?
* AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHIN' *
* WE CAN'T LOVE EACH OTHER THROUGH *
* OOH-HOO
* WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY
* WITHOUT US?
* SHA-LA-LA-LA
NOW, ANDY, JUST BECAUSE MY BIRTHDAY IS IN A WEEK,
DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO GO ALL OUT.
I DON'T WANT YOU RUNNING AROUND TOWN,
SPENDING ALL OF YOUR MONEY.
IF YOU WANT TO GO INTO TWO OR MAYBE THREE STORES,
THAT'S FINE.
OH, READING A BOOK TO ANDREW, JENNIFER?
OH, YEAH. "THE THREE PIGS."
HE LOVED IT.
ONE OF HIS FAVORITE STORIES.
I'M SIZE 7.
BIRTHDAY TALK, HUH?
HE BROUGHT IT UP.
OH, I'M GLAD HE DID.
WE SHOULD START MAKING PLANS FOR YOUR PARTY.
JENNIFER, I WAS GOING TO SURPRISE YOU,
BUT I CAN'T WAIT.
I'VE WORKED OUT SOME NEW PUPPET SKITS
FOR THIS YEAR'S PARTY.
SWELL, DAD.
NOW, IN THE FIRST ONE,
FLUFFY AND MARV ARE IN A BOAT --
UH, FLUFFY IS ROWING.
STEVEN, DON'T YOU THINK
JENNIFER IS TOO OLD FOR PUPPET SHOWS?
REALLY? OH.
IF YOU THINK SO.
OH, COME ON, MOM.
DAD LIVES FOR THESE PUPPET SHOWS.
NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY.
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
I KNOW, BUT I DON'T WANT DAD TO MOPE.
I'M NOT GONNA MOPE.
ALL RIGHT! YOU CAN HAVE YOUR PUPPET SHOW.
YAY!
WELL, I'M GONNA TAKE ANDY UPSTAIRS
AND WORK ON SOME OF MY NEW MATERIAL WITH HIM.
NOW, ANDY, THIS IS IMPORTANT.
THERE ARE REALLY TWO PUPPETS.
NOW, FLUFFY'S THE FUNNY ONE.
NOW I KNOW WHY I STOPPED HAVING BIRTHDAYS.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, HEAD'S UP.
ELLEN'S ON HER WAY OVER,
AND I WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION.
COULD YOU ALL KNEEL AND LOOK UP AT ME ADORINGLY?
ALL RIGHT, OKAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNEEL.
JUST -- JUST DON'T RUN AWAY, OKAY?
I NEED YOU IN HERE FOR BACKGROUND.
YOU KNOW, I LIKED IT A LOT BETTER
WHEN YOU DATED GIRLS YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT.
I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.
AND THAT IS A SLUR ON MY CHARACTER.
YOU NAME ONE GIRL I HAVE GONE OUT WITH
THAT I DID NOT CARE ABOUT.
SHARON WEBSTER.
UGH.
[ VEHICLE APPROACHES ]
OH, THERE SHE IS. ALL RIGHT, UH, HELP ME OUT HERE.
HOW DO I LOOK BETTER? SITTING OR -- OR STANDING?
OR KIND OF A COMBINATION OF THE TWO?
THAT LOOKS MOST NATURAL.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
HI, ELLEN.
-HI, HOW YOU DOIN'? -FINE.
-HI, MALLORY. -HI, ELLEN.
AAH!
ALLOW ME TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY FAMILY.
WE DO THIS ALL THE TIME.
[ ELLEN LAUGHS ]
HEY, ALEX TOLD ME YOU HAVE A BIG BIRTHDAY COMING UP, JENNIFER.
NUMBER 13, HUH?
YEAH.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
OH, THANK YOU, ELLEN.
THEY WERE ON SALE.
LET'S NOT FORGET WHO WON THAT ONE, HUH, GUYS?
THANKS A LOT.
YOU KNOW, ELLEN,
THE MORE I GET TO KNOW YOU,
THE MORE I LIKE YOU.
AND I THINK YOU'RE REALLY NICE.
BUT I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY THIS --
WHY ALEX?
I LOVE A CHALLENGE.
SO WHERE ARE YOU GUYS OFF TO THIS MORNING?
OH, WE'RE GOING DOWNTOWN TO THE SUSAN B. ANTHONY LIBRARY TO STUDY.
YEAH, WE'VE GOT AN EXAM COMING UP
IN OUR "BABES ON PARADE" CLASS.
BABES ON PARADE?
THE ACTUAL NAME OF THE COURSE
IS "IMPACT OF WOMEN ON AMERICA."
AS IF THERE WERE ONE.
ALEX!
-ALEX. -ALEX.
OH, COME ON, I'M SERIOUS.
I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WOMEN
CAN ACTUALLY TAKE A COURSE ON THEMSELVES.
IT'S LIKE CHARLES de GAULLE TAKING FRENCH.
COME ON, ALEX. WE BETTER GO.
SUSAN B. ANTHONY HATES TO BE KEPT WAITING.
ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE.
-GOODBYE. -BYE.
WHO'S, UH -- WHO'S SUSAN B. ANTHONY --
ONE OF THEIR TEACHERS?
SHE'S A DEAD FEMINIST, MALLORY.
YUCK.
HI, EVERYBODY.
-HI, CHRISSY. -HI, CHRISSY.
WANT TO WALK TO SCHOOL TOGETHER, JEN?
SURE. I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
SO, HOW ARE YOU LIKING JUNIOR HIGH SO FAR?
JUNIOR HIGH'S REALLY DIFFERENT.
THERE ARE A LOT OF CUTE BOYS,
AND ALL THE GIRLS WEAR REALLY CUTE CLOTHES
AND HAVE CUTE HAIR STYLES.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR CLASSES?
THEY'RE, UM... UH...
-CUTE? -YEAH.
YEAH, THAT'S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR.
MOM, I'M GONNA BE LATE.
I'M READY. BYE-BYE, GIRLS.
-BYE. -BYE.
GUESS WHAT, JEN.
STACIE CONNORS ALMOST SAID HI TO ME YESTERDAY.
WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING?
STACIE CONNORS IS ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR GIRLS IN SCHOOL.
WHY DO YOU THINK I'M TELLING YOU?
JENNIFER, IF STACIE CONNORS SAYS HI TO US,
WE COULD GET POPULAR, TOO.
CAN YOU IMAGINE US IN THE POPULAR GROUP?
I'D DIE. I'D LAY DOWN AND DIE.
I DON'T KNOW IF I'D DIE. I MAY COUGH A LITTLE.
CHRISSY, THIS COULD BE THE ANSWER TO ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS.
THE REASON WHY WE HATE JUNIOR HIGH SO MUCH
IS BECAUSE WE'RE NOT POPULAR.
WE'RE OUT OF IT.
IF THEY LET US INTO THEIR GROUP,
OUR LIVES WILL HAVE MEANING.
I KNOW.
WE COULD EAT LUNCH AT THEIR TABLE.
PEOPLE WILL LOOK UP TO US.
WE COULD LOOK DOWN ON OTHER PEOPLE.
ALL THE CUTE BOYS WILL LIKE US.
WE'LL GET INVITED TO ALL THE GREAT PARTIES.
IF WE PULL THIS OFF,
IT'LL BE THE BIGGEST BREAKTHROUGH OF OUR LIVES.
I KNOW.
WE'LL GO FROM BEING MISERABLE
TO BEING THE HAPPIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
BUT IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY, CHRISSY.
SO FOR NOW, LET'S STAY CALM, OKAY?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
-IT'S GONNA BE SO GREAT! -I KNOW!
NOW, WHAT WE HAVE TO DO IS CATCH THEIR ATTENTION, JEN,
GET THEM TO NOTICE US.
I HAVE A PLAN.
IT'LL LET THEM KNOW WE'RE INTERESTED
AND STILL KEEP OUR DIGNITY.
WHAT, GIVE THEM MONEY?
NO.
I'M HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY,
AND WE'LL INVITE THEM TO THAT.
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT IF THEY SAY NO?
THEN WE'LL GIVE THEM MONEY.
[ GASPS ] THERE THEY ARE, JEN. THE COOL KIDS.
THAT'S WHERE WE WANT TO BE.
OKAY, GOT THE INVITATIONS?
-YEAH. -LET'S GO.
HI, BETH.
OH, HI, JENNIFER.
HI, I'M HAVING THIS BIRTH--
JENNIFER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NOT HER. SHE'S NOT COOL.
THAT'S BETH HOOPER. SHE'S MY FRIEND.
SHE'S ON MY SOCCER TEAM. I REALLY LIKE HER.
WOULD YOU STOP WITH THIS LIKING PEOPLE STUFF?
IT'S REALLY UGLY.
NOW, LOOK, JENNIFER.
THOSE ARE THE GIRLS WE WANT.
THAT'S WHERE WE WANT TO BE.
AT THAT TABLE.
NOW LET'S GO. AND REMEMBER, BE COOL.
OKAY, SO I'M WALKING THROUGH THE MALL, OKAY?
AND I'M AT THAT CUTE HAT STORE, RIGHT?
AND, THEN, GET THIS --
THE HEEL OF MY SHOE COMES OFF.
OH, MY GOD! THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING!
I JUST GO, "OH, PLEASE!"
OH, MY GOD, STACIE. I'D DIE.
RIGHT, JENNIFER?
OH. UH, YEAH. AND I'D GO TO THE FUNERAL.
[ LAUGHS ] JENNIFER, YOU'RE A RIOT.
COME ON, JENNIFER, TALK ABOUT IMPORTANT STUFF.
LIKE CLOTHES.
OH, STACIE, I THINK YOU LOST ONE OF YOUR EARRINGS.
I'M ONLY WEARING ONE EARRING, OKAY?
LIKE, NO ONE WEARS PAIRS ANYMORE.
YOU KNOW, I HAD TO REPLACE ALL MY PAIRS OF EARRINGS
WITH SINGLE EARRINGS.
IT COST A LOT.
JUST CHECKING.
LIKE, CAN'T YOU GUYS READ?
THIS TABLE IS "PRESERVED," YOU KNOW?
OKAY, LISTEN. I'M SERIOUS.
THERE'S THIS HOT PARTY, YOU KNOW,
AND EVERYBODY'S GOING TO BE THERE.
SO, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN COME. OKAY?
LIKE, WHO'S GOING TO BE THERE?
[ SIGHS ] LIKE, EVERYBODY.
LIKE, WHO?
LIKE, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN?
WELL, ACTUALLY, BRUCE BERNSTEIN.
BUT HE'S LIKE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IN MANY WAYS.
HE WAS BORN IN THE U.S.A.
LISTEN, WE'RE, LIKE, GOING TO SO MANY PARTIES.
OKAY.
MAYBE NEXT YEAR.
YOU'VE GOT TO COME.
I MEAN, LIKE, IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY GOOD.
I MEAN, LIKE, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY GOOD.
-REALLY. -REALLY?
-REALLY. -REALLY.
OKAY?
-OKAY. -OKAY.
OKAY! SEE YOU THEN.
-BYE-BYE. -BYE.
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, JENNIFER.
-THEY'RE COMING. -I KNOW!
SATURDAY AT THIS TIME,
THE COOL KIDS WILL BE AT YOUR HOUSE.
THAT MEANS YOU'LL BE COOL.
AND SINCE I KNOW YOU, I'LL BE COOL, TOO.
LET'S MAKE SURE TO DRESS WARMLY.
THIS IS GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY PARTY, JEN.
JUST LIKE LAST YEAR.
OH, I HOPE SO. LAST YEAR'S WAS GREAT.
EXCEPT WHEN ALEX TRIED TO COLLECT COVER CHARGE.
COME ON, IT WAS JUST A BUCK.
AND A TWO-DRINK MINIMUM.
[ IMITATING FANFARE ]
WELL, THE PUPPET SHOW'S ALL SET TO GO.
FLUFFY AND MARV ARE RELAXING IN THE KITCHEN.
THEY'RE A LITTLE NERVOUS.
BUT ONCE THEY HEAR THE ROAR OF THE CROWD,
THEY'LL BE FINE.
MOM, YOU'RE NOT SPENDING ENOUGH TIME WITH DAD.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
OH, I'LL GET IT.
-HEY, HO! -OH, SKIPPER.
-OH. HI, SKIPPY. -HEY. WHERE'S MALLORY?
SHE'S AT THE STORE WORKING LATE.
SHE'LL BE HOME SOON.
OH, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, MRS. KEATON.
DON'T TELL ME.
YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO THE ROOM.
WE PUT UP SOME PARTY DECORATIONS.
NO. NO, NO. THAT'S NOT IT.
WE'RE HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR JENNIFER, SKIPPY.
YEAH, LOOK, SKIP, WHY DON'T YOU, UH,
STICK AROUND AND HELP OUT, HUH?
OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
YEAH. I'LL GET IT.
OH, THEY'RE HERE!
-HAPPY BIRTHDAY! -HI!
HI, KIDS! COME ON IN!
COME ON. HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
-HI, MR. KEATON. -HI, MR. KEATON.
BETH, THANKS FOR COMING, OKAY?
THANKS FOR INVITING ME, JENNIFER.
I HAVEN'T BEEN TO A PARTY
SINCE YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY PARTY.
ME NEITHER.
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
LIKE, HI, OKAY?
OH, COME ON OVER HERE, KIDS.
GET YOUR PARTY FAVORS.
PARTY FAVORS?
OH, PLEASE.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THE COOL KIDS IN YOUR HOUSE?
AAH! OH, GOD.
-JENNIFER? -HUH?
WHAT IS ALL THIS PURPLE STUFF?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CHRISSY?
IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR.
JENNIFER, NO ONE LIKES PURPLE ANYMORE.
IT'S OUT. THIS IS BIG TROUBLE.
WHY IS EVERYTHING THIS LAME COLOR?
I'M GOING TO DIE.
SO, UH...
YOU, UH...
COME HERE OFTEN?
GIVE IT UP.
ALL RIGHT.
CAN I, UH -- CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION, PLEASE?
WELL, THIS IS A VERY -- A VERY SPECIAL OCCASION,
AND WE'D LIKE TO WELCOME ALL OF YOU TO OUR HOUSE.
YOU'RE ALL JENNIFER'S FRIENDS,
AND, WELL, YOU'RE ALL VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE.
GIVE YOURSELVES A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE BEFORE WE START.
UM...
ACTUALLY, LET'S -- LET'S START WITH A GAME.
YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF AN ICEBREAKER.
WHAT WE DO IS WE TELL OUR MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT.
LIKE, HOW ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
OKAY, WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?
OH, ME, ME. I GOT LOTS OF THEM.
YOU ALWAYS WANT TO GO FIRST, SKIPPY.
THIS IS THE ONLY GAME I'M GOOD AT.
LIKE, WHAT IS IT WITH THIS PARTY?
I MEAN, BETH HOOPER IS HERE?
SHE IS THE GEEK OF ALL TIME.
JENNIFER, WE'VE GOT TO FIX THIS PARTY FAST.
THE COOL KIDS ARE BORED.
I KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, THOUGH, CHRISSY.
HI.
OH, HI, MAL. GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
JENNIFER, HOW'S IT GOING?
TERRIBLE.
PARTY FAVORS. OH, PLEASE.
MALLORY, I NEED YOUR HELP.
THE COOL KIDS HATE MY PARTY.
OKAY. COME WITH ME.
AND THEN THERE WAS THE TIME I PARACHUTED INTO FRANCE.
WHEW. MOST EMBARRASSING.
JENNIFER, IF YOU WANTED TO BE COOL,
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK ME.
I CAN SHOW YOU.
I THINK I'M PROBABLY HOPELESS, MALLORY.
JENNIFER, IT'S EASY TO BE COOL.
YOU KNOW, ALL HAVE TO KNOW ARE A FEW KEY PHRASES.
UM...TRY SAYING "HI."
HI.
-NO. -NO.
NO...JENNIFER...
TRY IT LIKE THIS.
[ High-pitched voice ] LIKE, HI, OKAY?!
NOW -- NOW YOU TRY IT.
[ High-pitched voice ] LIKE, HI, OKAY?!
NOT BAD, NOT BAD.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING?
"I DON'T LIKE THAT"?
NO. TRY IT THIS WAY.
[ High-pitched voice ] EWW! GROSS!
I WANT TO PUKE!
I COULD NEVER DO IT THAT WELL, MALLORY.
SURE YOU CAN. IT JUST TAKES PRACTICE.
LET'S WORK ON YOUR WALK.
THERE'S A WALK, TOO?
OF COURSE. HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER?
LET ME SEE YOUR WALK.
YOU'VE SEEN ME WALK, MALLORY.
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU WALK COOL.
[ SIGHS ]
I HAVE NEGLECTED YOU, HAVEN'T I?
YOU'VE BEEN BUSY SHOPPING.
WATCH ME.
EWW.
FACE IT, MALLORY.
THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA GET COOL
WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES.
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO UPSTAIRS AND GO TO SLEEP.
NO, JENNIFER, YOU GOT TO GIVE IT A TRY.
THE COOL KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE YOU.
WELL, I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE.
THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
NOW, WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS HAT.
AND, SO, MY FRIENDS,
SAIL WITH US AGAIN SOMETIME
ON THE S.S. FLUFFY.
BRING A LIFE JACKET! HA HA!
OW!
OW! OW!
* GOOD MORNING, STARSHINE *
* THE EARTH SAYS HELLO
* YOU TWINKLE ABOVE US
* WE TWINKLE BELOW
* NIBBY NOB DOOBY
* NIBBY NOBBY NOOBY
* LA LA LA
* LO LO
BRAVO!
LET'S HEAR IT FOR MARV AND FLUFFY
AND FOR STEVEN KEATON!
COME ON, EVERYBODY, GIVE HIM A BIG HAND!
THANKS, GUYS. THANK YOU.
THEY'RE GREAT.
OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU ALL COME IN THE KITCHEN?
WE'LL CUT THE CAKE.
-OH, GOOD. -YEAH, CAKE.
WOW.
LIKE, THIS IS THE LAMEST THING I'VE EVER DONE, OKAY?
YEAH. AND, YOU KNOW, THERE ARE NO BOYS HERE.
TSSH.
LIKE, HI, OKAY?
JENNIFER.
OKAY, I'M SERIOUS.
I REALLY THINK YOUR LAME PARTY IS DYING.
OH, MY GOD!
I'M SO EMBARRASSED, YOU KNOW?
YOU THINK I KNEW
HOW LAME THIS PARTY WAS GOING TO BE?
FORGET IT.
WELL, OKAY.
YOU KNOW, LIKE I'M 13, OKAY?
AND, LIKE, MY PARENTS STILL TREAT ME
LIKE I'M 12 1/2.
WELL, DON'T YOU HAVE ANY CONTROL OVER THEM?
I KNOW, I KNOW.
LIKE, RIGHT AFTER THIS PARTY, I'M MOVING OUT.
WAY TO GO, JEN.
I'M REALLY NOT MOVING OUT, CHRISSY.
SHH!
COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
WE'LL GO TO MY HOUSE.
LIKE, YOU COMING WITH US, OR WHAT?
WELL, LIKE, I CAN'T LEAVE MY PARTY, OKAY?
CHRISSY.
COME ON, JEN.
OKAY.
STEVEN, COULD YOU READ THE NOTE ONE MORE TIME?
[ SIGHS ]
"O.K., LIKE, I WENT
TO, LIKE, STACIE'S O.K.?"
"STACIE'S O.K."
MAYBE IT'S A DUDE RANCH.
"I'LL BE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, HOME LATER.
I, LIKE, HOPE IT'S O.K., O.K.?"
SIGNED, "LIKE, JENNIFER."
TRY READING EVERY THIRD WORD.
OKAY.
"O.K., O.K., O.K., O.K., O.K."
AT LEAST WE KNOW SHE'S OKAY.
WHY WOULD SHE RUN OUT ON HER OWN PARTY?
LOOK, DAD, I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS OR ANYTHING,
BUT IT WAS KIND OF A CHILDISH PARTY.
I MEAN, PURPLE DECORATIONS, PUPPET SHOW.
MAYBE ALEX IS RIGHT, WHEN YOU COME TO THINK OF IT.
YOU KNOW, THOSE SILLY NAME TAGS,
A STUPID PUPPET SHOW.
ALL RIGHT! I REALLY RESENT THIS!
FLUFFY AND MARV ARE BEING MADE THE SCAPEGOATS HERE.
THEY DESERVE BETTER TREATMENT.
STEVEN, THEY ARE PUPPETS!
THEY ARE JUST HUNKS OF FELT AND CARDBOARD.
THAT'S ALL THEY ARE TO YOU, HUH, ELYSE?
IS JENNIFER BACK YET?
NO, BUT SHE LEFT US THIS NOTE.
WE THINK SHE'S AT A DUDE RANCH.
OH, SHE'S AT STACIE'S.
SHE'LL ONLY BE STAYING A LITTLE WHILE.
SHE'LL BE BACK SOON.
DOES IT SAY IN THERE WHY SHE LEFT?
NO, BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHY.
SHE THOUGHT THE PARTY WAS REALLY DUMB.
YOU KNOW, WITH THE GAMES AND THE PUPPETS.
OKAY! WHY DON'T WE JUST BURN THEM AT THE STAKE?!
LOOK, WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT YOUR STUPID PUPPETS FOR TWO MINUTES
AND THINK ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER, STEVEN?
LOOK, JENNIFER WAS TRYING REALLY HARD
TO IMPRESS STACIE AND ALL THOSE COOL GIRLS.
AND SHE WAS EMBARRASSED BY THE PARTY,
SO SHE LEFT WITH THEM.
LOOK, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THEY DON'T STRIKE ME AS THE KIND OF GIRLS
JENNIFER WOULD WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH.
WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN THEM?
WHEN YOU'RE 13,
I THINK YOU JUST WANT TO BE IN WITH THE POPULAR CROWD.
YOU DON'T STOP AND THINK WHAT THAT CROWD IS LIKE.
WELL, IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO LET HER TURN 13, ELYSE.
LIKE, HI, OKAY?
WELL, SHE WROTE THE NOTE.
WHY DID YOU LEAVE, JENNIFER?
LIKE, DIDN'T YOU, LIKE, GET MY NOTE?
I TRANSLATED IT FOR THEM.
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR NOTE.
YOU HAD NO RIGHT LEAVING HERE WITHOUT TELLING US.
YOU WERE RUDE TO US AND CERTAINLY TO ALL YOUR GUESTS.
LIKE, I KNOW, MOM.
BUT, LIKE, MY PARTY WAS, LIKE, SO LAME.
JENNIFER, WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?
LIKE, LIKE WHAT?
LIKE, LIKE THAT.
LIKE, LIKE THIS IS THE WAY I TALK, LIKE, NOW, OKAY, DAD?
LIKE, LIKE HELL YOU DO!
LIKE, LIKE CALM DOWN, OKAY?!
ELYSE, WHAT...
I'M SORRY.
YOUNG LADY, YOU GO UPSTAIRS TO YOUR ROOM,
AND YOU DON'T COME DOWN UNTIL YOU CAN APOLOGIZE.
IN ENGLISH.
OKAY.
AND STOP SAYING "OKAY"!
WELL...
I SAY WE OPEN THE PRESENTS.