[ THEME SONG PLAYS ] * I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHERFOR A MILLION YEARS * * AND I'LL BET WE'LL BE TOGETHERFOR A MILLION MORE * * OH, IT'S LIKEI STARTED BREATHING * * ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED * AND I CAN'T REMEMBERWHAT I EVER DID BEFORE * * WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY * WITHOUT US? * WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY * WITHOUT US? * AND THEREAIN'T NO NOTHIN' * * WE CAN'T LOVEEACH OTHER THROUGH * * OOH-HOO * WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY * WITHOUT US? * SHA-LA-LA-LA NOW, ANDY, JUST BECAUSEMY BIRTHDAY IS IN A WEEK, DOESN'T MEANYOU HAVE TO GO ALL OUT. I DON'T WANT YOURUNNING AROUND TOWN, SPENDINGALL OF YOUR MONEY. IF YOU WANT TO GO INTOTWO OR MAYBE THREE STORES, THAT'S FINE. OH, READING A BOOKTO ANDREW, JENNIFER? OH, YEAH."THE THREE PIGS." HE LOVED IT. ONE OFHIS FAVORITE STORIES. I'M SIZE 7. BIRTHDAY TALK, HUH? HE BROUGHT IT UP. OH, I'M GLAD HE DID. WE SHOULD START MAKINGPLANS FOR YOUR PARTY. JENNIFER, I WASGOING TO SURPRISE YOU, BUT I CAN'T WAIT. I'VE WORKED OUTSOME NEW PUPPET SKITS FOR THIS YEAR'S PARTY. SWELL, DAD. NOW,IN THE FIRST ONE, FLUFFY AND MARVARE IN A BOAT -- UH, FLUFFY IS ROWING. STEVEN, DON'T YOU THINK JENNIFER IS TOO OLDFOR PUPPET SHOWS? REALLY? OH. IF YOU THINK SO. OH, COME ON, MOM. DAD LIVESFOR THESE PUPPET SHOWS. NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY. IT'S OKAY.IT'S OKAY. I KNOW, BUT I DON'TWANT DAD TO MOPE. I'M NOT GONNA MOPE. ALL RIGHT! YOU CANHAVE YOUR PUPPET SHOW. YAY! WELL, I'M GONNA TAKEANDY UPSTAIRS AND WORK ON SOME OFMY NEW MATERIAL WITH HIM. NOW, ANDY,THIS IS IMPORTANT. THERE ARE REALLYTWO PUPPETS. NOW, FLUFFY'STHE FUNNY ONE. NOW I KNOW WHY I STOPPEDHAVING BIRTHDAYS. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,HEAD'S UP. ELLEN'S ON HER WAY OVER, AND I WANT TO MAKEA GOOD IMPRESSION. COULD YOU ALL KNEELAND LOOK UP AT ME ADORINGLY? ALL RIGHT, OKAY.YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNEEL. JUST -- JUST DON'T RUN AWAY,OKAY? I NEED YOU IN HEREFOR BACKGROUND. YOU KNOW,I LIKED IT A LOT BETTER WHEN YOU DATED GIRLSYOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT. I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT. AND THAT IS A SLURON MY CHARACTER. YOU NAME ONE GIRLI HAVE GONE OUT WITH THAT I DID NOTCARE ABOUT. SHARON WEBSTER. UGH. [ VEHICLE APPROACHES ] OH, THERE SHE IS.ALL RIGHT, UH, HELP ME OUT HERE. HOW DO I LOOK BETTER?SITTING OR -- OR STANDING? OR KIND OF A COMBINATIONOF THE TWO? THAT LOOKS MOST NATURAL. [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] HI, ELLEN. -HI, HOW YOU DOIN'?-FINE. -HI, MALLORY.-HI, ELLEN. AAH! ALLOW ME TO APOLOGIZEFOR MY FAMILY. WE DO THISALL THE TIME. [ ELLEN LAUGHS ] HEY, ALEX TOLD MEYOU HAVE A BIG BIRTHDAYCOMING UP, JENNIFER. NUMBER 13, HUH? YEAH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. OH, THANK YOU, ELLEN. THEY WERE ON SALE. LET'S NOT FORGETWHO WON THAT ONE, HUH, GUYS? THANKS A LOT. YOU KNOW, ELLEN, THE MOREI GET TO KNOW YOU, THE MORE I LIKE YOU. AND I THINKYOU'RE REALLY NICE. BUT I THINK I SPEAKFOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY THIS -- WHY ALEX? I LOVE A CHALLENGE. SO WHERE ARE YOU GUYSOFF TO THIS MORNING? OH, WE'RE GOING DOWNTOWNTO THE SUSAN B. ANTHONYLIBRARY TO STUDY. YEAH, WE'VE GOTAN EXAM COMING UP IN OUR"BABES ON PARADE" CLASS. BABES ON PARADE? THE ACTUAL NAMEOF THE COURSE IS "IMPACT OF WOMENON AMERICA." AS IF THERE WERE ONE. ALEX! -ALEX.-ALEX. OH, COME ON,I'M SERIOUS. I MEAN, I CAN'TBELIEVE THAT WOMEN CAN ACTUALLY TAKE A COURSEON THEMSELVES. IT'S LIKE CHARLES de GAULLETAKING FRENCH. COME ON, ALEX.WE BETTER GO. SUSAN B. ANTHONYHATES TO BE KEPT WAITING. ALL RIGHT.BYE-BYE. -GOODBYE.-BYE. WHO'S, UH --WHO'S SUSAN B. ANTHONY -- ONE OF THEIR TEACHERS? SHE'S A DEAD FEMINIST,MALLORY. YUCK. HI, EVERYBODY. -HI, CHRISSY.-HI, CHRISSY. WANT TO WALKTO SCHOOL TOGETHER, JEN? SURE.I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. SO, HOW ARE YOU LIKINGJUNIOR HIGH SO FAR? JUNIOR HIGH'SREALLY DIFFERENT. THERE ARE A LOTOF CUTE BOYS, AND ALL THE GIRLS WEARREALLY CUTE CLOTHES AND HAVECUTE HAIR STYLES. HOW DO YOU LIKEYOUR CLASSES? THEY'RE, UM...UH... -CUTE?-YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S THE WORDI WAS LOOKING FOR. MOM, I'M GONNA BE LATE. I'M READY.BYE-BYE, GIRLS. -BYE.-BYE. GUESS WHAT, JEN. STACIE CONNORS ALMOSTSAID HI TO ME YESTERDAY. WHAT?ARE YOU KIDDING? STACIE CONNORS IS ONE OF THEMOST POPULAR GIRLS IN SCHOOL. WHY DO YOU THINKI'M TELLING YOU? JENNIFER, IF STACIE CONNORSSAYS HI TO US, WE COULD GET POPULAR, TOO. CAN YOU IMAGINE USIN THE POPULAR GROUP? I'D DIE.I'D LAY DOWN AND DIE. I DON'T KNOW IF I'D DIE.I MAY COUGH A LITTLE. CHRISSY, THIS COULD BE THEANSWER TO ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS. THE REASON WHYWE HATE JUNIOR HIGH SO MUCH IS BECAUSEWE'RE NOT POPULAR. WE'RE OUT OF IT. IF THEY LET USINTO THEIR GROUP, OUR LIVESWILL HAVE MEANING. I KNOW. WE COULD EAT LUNCHAT THEIR TABLE. PEOPLE WILLLOOK UP TO US. WE COULD LOOK DOWNON OTHER PEOPLE. ALL THE CUTE BOYSWILL LIKE US. WE'LL GET INVITEDTO ALL THE GREAT PARTIES. IF WE PULL THIS OFF, IT'LL BE THE BIGGESTBREAKTHROUGH OF OUR LIVES. I KNOW. WE'LL GOFROM BEING MISERABLE TO BEING THE HAPPIESTPEOPLE IN THE WORLD. BUT IT'S NOT GONNABE EASY, CHRISSY. SO FOR NOW,LET'S STAY CALM, OKAY? YOU'RE RIGHT. -IT'S GONNA BE SO GREAT!-I KNOW! NOW, WHAT WE HAVE TO DOIS CATCH THEIR ATTENTION, JEN, GET THEM TO NOTICE US. I HAVE A PLAN. IT'LL LET THEM KNOWWE'RE INTERESTED AND STILL KEEP OUR DIGNITY. WHAT, GIVE THEM MONEY? NO. I'M HAVINGA BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND WE'LL INVITE THEMTO THAT. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! WAIT A MINUTE.WHAT IF THEY SAY NO? THEN WE'LL GIVE THEM MONEY. [ GASPS ] THERE THEY ARE, JEN.THE COOL KIDS. THAT'S WHERE WE WANT TO BE. OKAY,GOT THE INVITATIONS? -YEAH.-LET'S GO. HI, BETH. OH, HI, JENNIFER. HI, I'M HAVING THIS BIRTH-- JENNIFER,WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NOT HER.SHE'S NOT COOL. THAT'S BETH HOOPER.SHE'S MY FRIEND. SHE'S ON MY SOCCER TEAM.I REALLY LIKE HER. WOULD YOU STOP WITH THISLIKING PEOPLE STUFF? IT'S REALLY UGLY. NOW, LOOK, JENNIFER. THOSE ARE THE GIRLS WE WANT. THAT'S WHERE WE WANT TO BE. AT THAT TABLE. NOW LET'S GO.AND REMEMBER, BE COOL. OKAY, SO I'M WALKINGTHROUGH THE MALL, OKAY? AND I'M AT THATCUTE HAT STORE, RIGHT? AND, THEN, GET THIS -- THE HEEL OF MY SHOE COMES OFF. OH, MY GOD!THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING! I JUST GO, "OH, PLEASE!" OH, MY GOD, STACIE.I'D DIE. RIGHT, JENNIFER? OH. UH, YEAH.AND I'D GO TO THE FUNERAL. [ LAUGHS ]JENNIFER, YOU'RE A RIOT. COME ON, JENNIFER,TALK ABOUT IMPORTANT STUFF. LIKE CLOTHES. OH, STACIE, I THINK YOU LOSTONE OF YOUR EARRINGS. I'M ONLY WEARINGONE EARRING, OKAY? LIKE, NO ONE WEARSPAIRS ANYMORE. YOU KNOW, I HAD TO REPLACEALL MY PAIRS OF EARRINGS WITH SINGLE EARRINGS. IT COST A LOT. JUST CHECKING. LIKE, CAN'T YOU GUYS READ? THIS TABLE IS "PRESERVED,"YOU KNOW? OKAY, LISTEN.I'M SERIOUS. THERE'S THISHOT PARTY, YOU KNOW, AND EVERYBODY'SGOING TO BE THERE. SO, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN COME.OKAY? LIKE,WHO'S GOING TO BE THERE? [ SIGHS ]LIKE, EVERYBODY. LIKE, WHO? LIKE, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN? WELL, ACTUALLY,BRUCE BERNSTEIN. BUT HE'S LIKE BRUCE SPRINGSTEENIN MANY WAYS. HE WAS BORN IN THE U.S.A. LISTEN, WE'RE, LIKE, GOINGTO SO MANY PARTIES. OKAY. MAYBE NEXT YEAR. YOU'VE GOT TO COME. I MEAN, LIKE,IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY GOOD. I MEAN, LIKE,REALLY, REALLY, REALLY GOOD. -REALLY.-REALLY? -REALLY.-REALLY. OKAY? -OKAY.-OKAY. -OKAY.-OKAY. OKAY! SEE YOU THEN. -BYE-BYE.-BYE. OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT,JENNIFER. -THEY'RE COMING.-I KNOW! SATURDAY AT THIS TIME, THE COOL KIDS WILL BEAT YOUR HOUSE. THAT MEANS YOU'LL BE COOL. AND SINCE I KNOW YOU,I'LL BE COOL, TOO. LET'S MAKE SURETO DRESS WARMLY. THIS IS GOING TO BEA WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY PARTY, JEN. JUST LIKE LAST YEAR. OH, I HOPE SO.LAST YEAR'S WAS GREAT. EXCEPT WHEN ALEXTRIED TO COLLECT COVER CHARGE. COME ON,IT WAS JUST A BUCK. AND A TWO-DRINK MINIMUM. [ IMITATING FANFARE ] WELL, THE PUPPET SHOW'SALL SET TO GO. FLUFFY AND MARV ARERELAXING IN THE KITCHEN. THEY'RE A LITTLE NERVOUS. BUT ONCE THEY HEARTHE ROAR OF THE CROWD, THEY'LL BE FINE. MOM, YOU'RE NOT SPENDINGENOUGH TIME WITH DAD. [ DOORBELL RINGS ] OH, I'LL GET IT. -HEY, HO!-OH, SKIPPER. -OH. HI, SKIPPY.-HEY. WHERE'S MALLORY? SHE'S AT THE STOREWORKING LATE. SHE'LL BE HOME SOON. OH, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,MRS. KEATON. DON'T TELL ME. YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING DIFFERENTTO THE ROOM. WE PUT UPSOME PARTY DECORATIONS. NO. NO, NO.THAT'S NOT IT. WE'RE HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTYFOR JENNIFER, SKIPPY. YEAH, LOOK, SKIP,WHY DON'T YOU, UH, STICK AROUNDAND HELP OUT, HUH? OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.HAPPY BIRTHDAY. [ DOORBELL RINGS ] YEAH.I'LL GET IT. OH, THEY'RE HERE! -HAPPY BIRTHDAY!-HI! HI, KIDS!COME ON IN! COME ON.HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU. -HI, MR. KEATON.-HI, MR. KEATON. BETH, THANKS FOR COMING,OKAY? THANKS FORINVITING ME, JENNIFER. I HAVEN'T BEEN TO A PARTY SINCE YOUR LASTBIRTHDAY PARTY. ME NEITHER. LOOK WHO'S HERE. LIKE, HI, OKAY? OH, COME ON OVER HERE,KIDS. GET YOUR PARTY FAVORS. PARTY FAVORS? OH, PLEASE. CAN YOU BELIEVE THE COOL KIDSIN YOUR HOUSE? AAH! OH, GOD. -JENNIFER?-HUH? WHAT IS ALLTHIS PURPLE STUFF? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CHRISSY? IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR. JENNIFER, NO ONE LIKESPURPLE ANYMORE. IT'S OUT.THIS IS BIG TROUBLE. WHY IS EVERYTHINGTHIS LAME COLOR? I'M GOING TO DIE. SO, UH... YOU, UH... COME HERE OFTEN? GIVE IT UP. ALL RIGHT. CAN I, UH -- CAN I HAVEEVERYONE'S ATTENTION, PLEASE? WELL, THIS IS A VERY --A VERY SPECIAL OCCASION, AND WE'D LIKE TO WELCOMEALL OF YOU TO OUR HOUSE. YOU'RE ALLJENNIFER'S FRIENDS, AND, WELL,YOU'RE ALL VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE. GIVE YOURSELVES A BIG ROUNDOF APPLAUSE BEFORE WE START. UM... ACTUALLY, LET'S --LET'S START WITH A GAME. YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OFAN ICEBREAKER. WHAT WE DO IS WE TELLOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT. LIKE, HOW ABOUT RIGHT NOW? OKAY, WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST? OH, ME, ME.I GOT LOTS OF THEM. YOU ALWAYS WANTTO GO FIRST, SKIPPY. THIS IS THE ONLY GAMEI'M GOOD AT. LIKE, WHAT IS ITWITH THIS PARTY? I MEAN, BETH HOOPER IS HERE? SHE IS THE GEEK OF ALL TIME. JENNIFER, WE'VE GOT TOFIX THIS PARTY FAST. THE COOL KIDS ARE BORED. I KNOW. I DON'T KNOWWHAT TO DO, THOUGH, CHRISSY. HI. OH, HI, MAL.GLAD YOU'RE HERE. JENNIFER, HOW'S IT GOING? TERRIBLE. PARTY FAVORS.OH, PLEASE. MALLORY, I NEED YOUR HELP. THE COOL KIDS HATE MY PARTY. OKAY. COME WITH ME. AND THEN THERE WAS THE TIMEI PARACHUTED INTO FRANCE. WHEW.MOST EMBARRASSING. JENNIFER, IF YOUWANTED TO BE COOL, ALL YOU HAD TO DOWAS ASK ME. I CAN SHOW YOU. I THINK I'M PROBABLYHOPELESS, MALLORY. JENNIFER, IT'S EASYTO BE COOL. YOU KNOW, ALL HAVE TO KNOWARE A FEW KEY PHRASES. UM...TRY SAYING "HI." HI. -NO.-NO. NO...JENNIFER... TRY IT LIKE THIS. [ High-pitched voice ]LIKE, HI, OKAY?! NOW -- NOW YOU TRY IT. [ High-pitched voice ]LIKE, HI, OKAY?! NOT BAD, NOT BAD. WHAT DO YOU SAYWHEN YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING? "I DON'T LIKE THAT"? NO.TRY IT THIS WAY. [ High-pitched voice ]EWW! GROSS! I WANT TO PUKE! I COULD NEVER DO ITTHAT WELL, MALLORY. SURE YOU CAN.IT JUST TAKES PRACTICE. LET'S WORK ON YOUR WALK. THERE'S A WALK, TOO? OF COURSE. HOW ARE YOU GONNA GETFROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER? LET ME SEE YOUR WALK. YOU'VE SEEN ME WALK,MALLORY. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUWALK COOL. [ SIGHS ] I HAVE NEGLECTED YOU,HAVEN'T I? YOU'VE BEEN BUSY SHOPPING. WATCH ME. EWW. FACE IT, MALLORY. THERE'S NO WAYI'M GONNA GET COOL WITHIN THE NEXT10 MINUTES. MAYBE I SHOULD JUSTGO UPSTAIRS AND GO TO SLEEP. NO, JENNIFER,YOU GOT TO GIVE IT A TRY. THE COOL KIDSARE GONNA LOVE YOU. WELL, I GUESSI HAVE NO CHOICE. THAT'S THE SPIRIT. NOW, WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHINGABOUT THIS HAT. AND, SO, MY FRIENDS, SAIL WITH USAGAIN SOMETIME ON THE S.S. FLUFFY. BRING A LIFE JACKET!HA HA! OW! OW! OW! * GOOD MORNING,STARSHINE * * THE EARTH SAYS HELLO * YOU TWINKLE ABOVE US * WE TWINKLE BELOW * NIBBY NOB DOOBY * NIBBY NOBBY NOOBY * LA LA LA * LO LO BRAVO! LET'S HEAR ITFOR MARV AND FLUFFY AND FOR STEVEN KEATON! COME ON, EVERYBODY,GIVE HIM A BIG HAND! THANKS, GUYS.THANK YOU. THEY'RE GREAT. OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU ALLCOME IN THE KITCHEN? WE'LL CUT THE CAKE. -OH, GOOD.-YEAH, CAKE. WOW. LIKE, THIS IS THE LAMESTTHING I'VE EVER DONE, OKAY? YEAH. AND, YOU KNOW,THERE ARE NO BOYS HERE. TSSH. LIKE, HI, OKAY? JENNIFER. OKAY, I'M SERIOUS. I REALLY THINKYOUR LAME PARTY IS DYING. OH, MY GOD! I'M SO EMBARRASSED,YOU KNOW? YOU THINK I KNEW HOW LAME THIS PARTYWAS GOING TO BE? FORGET IT. WELL, OKAY. YOU KNOW, LIKE I'M 13, OKAY? AND, LIKE, MY PARENTSSTILL TREAT ME LIKE I'M 12 1/2. WELL, DON'T YOU HAVEANY CONTROL OVER THEM? I KNOW, I KNOW. LIKE, RIGHT AFTER THIS PARTY,I'M MOVING OUT. WAY TO GO, JEN. I'M REALLYNOT MOVING OUT, CHRISSY. SHH! COME ON.LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. WE'LL GO TO MY HOUSE. LIKE, YOU COMINGWITH US, OR WHAT? WELL, LIKE, I CAN'TLEAVE MY PARTY, OKAY? CHRISSY. COME ON, JEN. OKAY. OKAY. STEVEN, COULD YOU READTHE NOTE ONE MORE TIME? [ SIGHS ] "O.K., LIKE, I WENT TO, LIKE,STACIE'S O.K.?" "STACIE'S O.K." MAYBE IT'S A DUDE RANCH. "I'LL BE, LIKE,YOU KNOW, HOME LATER. I, LIKE, HOPEIT'S O.K., O.K.?" SIGNED, "LIKE, JENNIFER." TRY READINGEVERY THIRD WORD. OKAY. "O.K., O.K., O.K.,O.K., O.K." AT LEAST WE KNOW SHE'S OKAY. WHY WOULD SHE RUN OUTON HER OWN PARTY? LOOK, DAD, I DON'T WANT TO HURTYOUR FEELINGS OR ANYTHING, BUT IT WAS KIND OFA CHILDISH PARTY. I MEAN, PURPLE DECORATIONS,PUPPET SHOW. MAYBE ALEX IS RIGHT,WHEN YOU COME TO THINK OF IT. YOU KNOW,THOSE SILLY NAME TAGS, A STUPID PUPPET SHOW. ALL RIGHT!I REALLY RESENT THIS! FLUFFY AND MARV ARE BEINGMADE THE SCAPEGOATS HERE. THEY DESERVE BETTER TREATMENT. STEVEN, THEY ARE PUPPETS! THEY ARE JUST HUNKSOF FELT AND CARDBOARD. THAT'S ALL THEY ARETO YOU, HUH, ELYSE? IS JENNIFER BACK YET? NO, BUT SHE LEFT US THIS NOTE. WE THINKSHE'S AT A DUDE RANCH. OH, SHE'S AT STACIE'S. SHE'LL ONLY BE STAYINGA LITTLE WHILE. SHE'LL BE BACK SOON. DOES IT SAY IN THEREWHY SHE LEFT? NO, BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHY. SHE THOUGHT THE PARTYWAS REALLY DUMB. YOU KNOW, WITH THE GAMESAND THE PUPPETS. OKAY! WHY DON'T WE JUSTBURN THEM AT THE STAKE?! LOOK, WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT YOURSTUPID PUPPETS FOR TWO MINUTES AND THINK ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER,STEVEN? LOOK, JENNIFER WAS TRYINGREALLY HARD TO IMPRESS STACIEAND ALL THOSE COOL GIRLS. AND SHE WAS EMBARRASSEDBY THE PARTY, SO SHE LEFT WITH THEM. LOOK, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. THEY DON'T STRIKE MEAS THE KIND OF GIRLS JENNIFER WOULD WANTTO BE FRIENDS WITH. WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN THEM? WHEN YOU'RE 13, I THINK YOU JUST WANT TO BE INWITH THE POPULAR CROWD. YOU DON'T STOP AND THINKWHAT THAT CROWD IS LIKE. WELL, IT WAS YOUR IDEATO LET HER TURN 13, ELYSE. LIKE, HI, OKAY? WELL, SHE WROTE THE NOTE. WHY DID YOU LEAVE, JENNIFER? LIKE, DIDN'T YOU,LIKE, GET MY NOTE? I TRANSLATED IT FOR THEM. WE DON'T CAREABOUT YOUR NOTE. YOU HAD NO RIGHT LEAVING HEREWITHOUT TELLING US. YOU WERE RUDE TO US ANDCERTAINLY TO ALL YOUR GUESTS. LIKE, I KNOW, MOM. BUT, LIKE, MY PARTYWAS, LIKE, SO LAME. JENNIFER, WHY AREYOU TALKING LIKE THAT? LIKE, LIKE WHAT? LIKE, LIKE THAT. LIKE, LIKE THIS IS THE WAYI TALK, LIKE, NOW, OKAY, DAD? LIKE, LIKE HELL YOU DO! LIKE, LIKE CALM DOWN,OKAY?! ELYSE, WHAT... I'M SORRY. YOUNG LADY, YOU GO UPSTAIRSTO YOUR ROOM, AND YOU DON'T COME DOWNUNTIL YOU CAN APOLOGIZE. IN ENGLISH. OKAY. AND STOP SAYING "OKAY"! WELL... I SAY WE OPEN THE PRESENTS.